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Epic Butthurt

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Kandiven
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-01-06 02:27:33 UTC
Captain howdy
From: RAIN Arthie
Sent: 2012.01.04 20:03
To: Kandiven,

Hello there little lady. Heard you were giving my guys a bunch of mouth so I decided to let you know how it is so you don't keep making the amature mistakes. First a bunch of your guys quit once the dec went active so that says lots about your leadership abilities. You all ran away. Enough said there. I have pretty much have all losses and I can take you. Gate camps havent happend like you promised so your a liar. So obviously your all talk and no play. Keep hiding, but don't forget to pick up some diapers before you lock yourself in the closet. Seriously quit eve.


I got this mail from a corp that wardecced us, almost fell out of my chair.

Kandiven
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#2 - 2012-01-06 02:29:22 UTC
Kandiven wrote:
Captain howdy
From: RAIN Arthie
Sent: 2012.01.04 20:03
To: Kandiven,

Hello there little lady. Heard you were giving my guys a bunch of mouth so I decided to let you know how it is so you don't keep making the amature mistakes. First a bunch of your guys quit once the dec went active so that says lots about your leadership abilities. You all ran away. Enough said there. I have pretty much have all losses and I can take you. Gate camps havent happend like you promised so your a liar. So obviously your all talk and no play. Keep hiding, but don't forget to pick up some diapers before you lock yourself in the closet. Seriously quit eve.

I got this mail from a corp that wardecced us, almost fell out of my chair.

Kandiven

Wait until you take a player for a big chunk of ISK... man they go crazy (sometimes). Big smile

Signatures should be used responsibly...
NEOCADE2
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-01-06 02:30:44 UTC
now ladies and gentlemen if u obser to the left you can wittness the almost unseen speicies of "carebear" a varient of the well herd of "PANZY" of wich sits in stations with t1 fit haulers and barges and refuses to fight Cool
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#4 - 2012-01-06 02:30:46 UTC
C&P is that way -->

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#5 - 2012-01-06 02:33:32 UTC
why GD ? whyyyy?

Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco
Mr Grenade
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-01-06 02:35:15 UTC
Terms of Service

You may not organize nor be a member of any corporation or group within EVE Online that is based on or advocates any anti-ethnic, anti-gay, anti-religious, racist, sexist or other hate-mongering philosophies
Brock Nelson
#7 - 2012-01-06 02:36:03 UTC
Yes, I have epic butthurt because I expected something funny and walked away with a goddamn arrow to my knee

Signature removed, CCP Phantom
Aldous Borrn
League of Gentleman Cartographers
#8 - 2012-01-06 02:37:48 UTC
NEOCADE2 wrote:
now ladies and gentlemen if u obser to the left you can wittness the almost unseen speicies of "carebear" a varient of the well herd of "PANZY" of wich sits in stations with t1 fit haulers and barges and refuses to fight Cool


Proof that the statistical outliers on the Eve Online bell curve of intelligence exist.

Spell check. Use it.
KrakizBad
Section 8.
#9 - 2012-01-06 02:38:51 UTC
Brock Nelson wrote:
Yes, I have epic butthurt because I expected something funny and walked away with a goddamn arrow to my knee


Why is this still funny? WHYYYYYYYY?
Tiberius Sunstealer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-01-06 02:46:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiberius Sunstealer
KrakizBad wrote:
Brock Nelson wrote:
Yes, I have epic butthurt because I expected something funny and walked away with a goddamn arrow to my knee


Why is this still funny? WHYYYYYYYY?

It was never funny. You just have the sense of humour of a 5 year old. Here's another one to laugh at: penis.

Edit: p e n i s
Why are CCP blocking out biological terms?
KrakizBad
Section 8.
#11 - 2012-01-06 02:47:41 UTC
Tiberius Sunstealer wrote:
KrakizBad wrote:
Brock Nelson wrote:
Yes, I have epic butthurt because I expected something funny and walked away with a goddamn arrow to my knee


Why is this still funny? WHYYYYYYYY?

It was never funny. You just have the sense of humour of a 5 year old. Here's another one to laugh at: *****.


You have the soul of a fish if you can't find humor in it. Your spelling explains why.
Tiberius Sunstealer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-01-06 02:51:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiberius Sunstealer
KrakizBad wrote:
Tiberius Sunstealer wrote:
KrakizBad wrote:
Brock Nelson wrote:
Yes, I have epic butthurt because I expected something funny and walked away with a goddamn arrow to my knee


Why is this still funny? WHYYYYYYYY?

It was never funny. You just have the sense of humour of a 5 year old. Here's another one to laugh at: *****.


You have the soul of a fish if you can't find humor in it. Your spelling explains why.

I thought it was funny the first time I heard it in Skyrim. It started losing its charm after the 20th time I walked past a guard and it was said. It become ******** after the 200th time someone used it randomly trying to add wit and charm to what they were saying when it actually just made them look like an idiot. Please point out my spelling mistake, too.
Atreyu Bayne
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-01-06 02:56:11 UTC
This thread is additional proof that forum PVP is the best PVP.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#14 - 2012-01-06 02:57:41 UTC
KrakizBad wrote:
Brock Nelson wrote:
Yes, I have epic butthurt because I expected something funny and walked away with a goddamn arrow to my knee

Why is this still funny? WHYYYYYYYY?

Because…
Tiberius Sunstealer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-01-06 03:03:03 UTC
Atreyu Bayne wrote:
This thread is additional proof that forum PVP is the best PVP.

That it is, Atreyu. That it is.
Aus Mote
SERRCom
#16 - 2012-01-06 03:30:15 UTC
Tippia wrote:
KrakizBad wrote:
Brock Nelson wrote:
Yes, I have epic butthurt because I expected something funny and walked away with a goddamn arrow to my knee

Why is this still funny? WHYYYYYYYY?

Because…


Must... resist... clicking... link...!

...ah hell, I'll go with it. *Wastes another three hours on TVTropes*
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#17 - 2012-01-06 03:34:28 UTC
Aus Mote wrote:
Must... resist... clicking... link...!

...ah hell, I'll go with it. *Wastes another three hours on TVTropes*

MUAHAHAH
More souls for the soul eater!
SpaceSquirrels
#18 - 2012-01-06 04:00:43 UTC
People get really really really mad when you war dec em or gank em... I mean more than a person should. I get it being on the other side, but it's more of an annoyance than anything. And then the rage filled metaphorical **** threats... My word people keep your dignity.

It's just a game.
Ascendic
Polaris Syndicate
#19 - 2012-01-06 04:36:53 UTC
Your face looks pretty butthurt brah

Just sayin.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#20 - 2012-01-06 05:08:22 UTC
Brujo Loco wrote:
why GD ? whyyyy?

Because sanctionable wardec rubbish has no relevance to crime and punishment, which is where you are wishing this post to have been sent.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
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