EVE General Discussion

actually that's a great idea, one for dmg one for tanking :))

Yeah, you know what, there goes being nice to the new guy. At each point until now, I included useful and topical information in my replies to you. Now we get to drive right off the rails.

Let's start the fun with the OP.
Actually, let's start it before the OP. Where you post a blindingly obvious S&M topic in GD, even though they had to scroll right past S&M, and it's pretty hard to convincingly say that you didn't realize implants might fall under that category without massive head trauma.
On to the OP.

The Hardwirings are not suitable for you, as you appear to fly no ship and do nothing with the not-a-ship you don't fly.

I cannot in good conscience help you decide what 5 "hardwaires" as such off brand implants might damage your neural matrix further than it already is. I cannot even help you decide what Hardwirings are appropriate to to your aforementioned apparent preference for flying no ship and doing nothing with it.

Next post:


The choice of what implant types to use in each is an extraordinarily basic exercise in looking at what you're doing and seeing where you struggle or where you can improve, then looking at a table that anyone with access to the E-UNI wiki (or Google) should be able to find for you. The fact that you hadn't found the information in your clearly exhaustive search of the UNI's resources indicates that it is a difficult question made no easier by basic specificity.

If you knew nothing about it, and yet wanted to learn, wouldn't that imply curiosity, and isn't the appropriate response to curiosity in this day and age to Google that mother? Or perhaps you're teaching mentors haven't deigned to divulge the tightly held sekrit of their publicly available Wiki.

And this is what the UNI has to offer as its public face.

Finally, I even managed to give you useful information in this post, 'cause I seem to be terrible at actually filling a post with pure abuse. So heck, I'm even being on topic while trying to help you run this off the rails.

Normally I really try to avoid hating on the newbies, which is why I used to like the UNI, before they seemed to stop doing anything other than teach pathological risk avoidance to new players, when new players literally have the least to lose since they *can't* fly expensive ships. But when the newbies get all angry at me for trying to help them, it's time to toss in a few punches.

My opinion of the Uni would change drastically if they purged those members who are neither new nor teaching. Also if their members would come in here with anything other than shiptoast to start their forum careers.