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Greetings fellow Capsuleers!

I am proud to present a novel service to the pilots of New Eden:
Philos Sopho's Amazing Non-Complementary Complementing and Insulting Service!

Here's how it works: You send me an amount of ISK above 50,000 but below 100 Million with a name and service request and I'll either INSULT or COMPLEMENT that person in a manner proportional to your ISK payment!

How about an example, Philos?

Sure! Let's say Drogan Nash sends me 50,000 isk with a note saying "Insult Philos Sophos". I'll then send off a moderately rude, sure-to-offend remark like, "You are so incredibly ugly that I want to slit my throat with my Norelco every morning just at the thought of seeing you."

Is that as good as it gets? Of Course Not! But I can't let all the good insults be seen for free!

What about a cheap complement? How about something along the lines of, "You are a good person and people say nice things about you." Rest assured that you'll get your iskies worth! Increasing amounts not only get better personalized complements, but also get the intended recipient more messages throughout the day, week, or even month! Want your girlfriend to be happy but don't want to have to rack your mind for new and profound complements? Let me do all that for you!

So, take your love and hate to the next level and commission an INSULT or COMPLEMENT today! Want all that juicy hatemail but don't want to have to type back and keep poking at that poor miner you just suicide ganked? Let me take care of it and I'll forward you all the beautiful tears and whines they release in a quick cliff-note format!


Please allow time for delivery. No refunds.