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If you could be a CCP dev......

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Catlos JeminJees
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-01-04 01:49:03 UTC
since the forum is full of boring whines again Big smile


Question.
If you could be a CCP dev for a day who whould you be?


I would choose Soundwave and not because he is head turd of the Bowl but because of the sexy neck beard he always has.


Who would you be?
Jask Avan
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-01-04 01:57:54 UTC
Rubiks cube guy from that one video blog. Cuz rubiks cubes are awesome.
Herping yourDerp
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-01-04 02:16:22 UTC
I dare not speak his name, for I am not worthy.
Vyl Vit
#4 - 2012-01-04 02:36:37 UTC
I'd be the one with the highest take-home pay.

Paradise is like where you are right now, only much, much better.
Teleni Pavle
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-01-04 02:44:01 UTC
Who'd tomb turn into?
Mai Khumm
172.0.0.1
#6 - 2012-01-04 05:43:09 UTC
It really dosen't matter what Dev I'd want to be. I'd like to have the ability just to **** with people. Kinda like Crowley from Good Omens, (bonus points for those of you who read good books and know who that is) but on a EVE scale...
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-01-04 06:07:26 UTC
If i could be an dev, i would be one.
Unfortunately i know my place.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#8 - 2012-01-04 06:08:58 UTC
I would be the FW dev and not do anything to help them just for the delicious tears.

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Valei Khurelem
#9 - 2012-01-04 07:03:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Valei Khurelem
One of the 2D artists, then I could draw tons of ships and hit on the female devs :D

I don't know of anyone who does that though lol

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Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#10 - 2012-01-04 07:05:25 UTC
CCP Navigator, because he cleans out useless threads. Blink

Yeeee! 
St Mio
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2012-01-04 07:08:45 UTC
CCP Guard, yo yo yo, word.
Shizuken
Venerated Stars
#12 - 2012-01-04 07:26:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Shizuken
CCP Punkturis - So I could leave a ton of "post-its" notes on her desk about what UI tweaks I would like to have.

And so I could fix the link in her EVE Gate profile to properly link the URL to her DEV Blogs:

It needs a ":" Right Here -----------v
-------------------------------------->http//www.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=author&p=CCP%20Punkturis<-----------

That way everyone would be able to see what a nice job she has done in the past few updates.

Ohh, and the pink "s" at the end should be included in the hyperlink.
Il Feytid
State War Academy
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-01-04 07:27:30 UTC
CCP Inconceivable

His blogs are amazing and he's not afraid of any challenge, including death!
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-01-04 07:27:44 UTC
fail on my part
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#15 - 2012-01-04 07:27:52 UTC
The guy/girl that respawns the roids... Lol

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Zircon Dasher
#16 - 2012-01-04 07:39:35 UTC
Any dev that did not actually have to post.

If I had to deal with the primates that pass for EVE's population on a professional level.... I would quit

Nerfing High-sec is never the answer. It is the question. The answer is 'YES'.
oldbutfeelingyoung
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-01-04 08:33:24 UTC
Zircon Dasher wrote:
Any dev that did not actually have to post.

If I had to deal with the primates that pass for EVE's population on a professional level.... I would quit



CCP don,t respond when asked to,so don,t worry

R.S.I2014
Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#18 - 2012-01-04 08:38:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Ciar Meara
The one who sits on the right hand side of John Turbefield off course. It would be to prideful to aspire to more.

And our Lord Turbefield smothes with furious anger all who he deems prideful.

or you know, left side of punkturis...

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-01-04 08:39:44 UTC
Guess i'll be that tall, scaly, radioactive guy that comes out of the seas and keeps stomping tokyo....wait, is he even a ccp dev?

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Jask Avan
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2012-01-04 16:57:26 UTC
Chribba wrote:
The guy/girl that respawns the roids... Lol

You wanna be the server? Shocked
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