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Where is my patch?
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Sishen Gzi
Hellion Support Services
#1 - 2012-01-03 21:23:24 UTC
I'm trying to go for a dangerous pirate look, I can have the scar and the whole cloudy eye thing but no patch, not even in the overpriced aurum store.

A missing eye would be nice too.
Wot I Think
Doomheim
#2 - 2012-01-05 03:11:53 UTC
If they did give you a patch, it would be delivered in parts... first quarter you get right away, and a year later you get the other three quarters.
Cyprus Black
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-01-05 03:13:20 UTC
Wot I Think wrote:
If they did give you a patch, it would be delivered in parts... first quarter you get right away, and a year later you get the other three quarters.

lol, this isn't Starcraft 2.

Summary of EvEs last four expansions: http://imgur.com/ZL5SM33
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#4 - 2012-01-05 03:19:34 UTC
Your patch is below your belly and in front.

(most likely)

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Brock Nelson
#5 - 2012-01-05 03:28:38 UTC
I have one, umad?

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Tiberius Sunstealer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-01-05 03:59:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiberius Sunstealer
Brock Nelson wrote:
umad?

That's it. Thread's over. That witty retort cannot possibly be topped.
Jimi Crackcorn
Directed Evolution Corp
#7 - 2012-01-05 04:08:31 UTC
Sishen Gzi wrote:
I'm trying to go for a dangerous pirate look, I can have the scar and the whole cloudy eye thing but no patch, not even in the overpriced aurum store.

A missing eye would be nice too.



Well your Asian heritage makes it look like you're missing an eye. A couple actually. Be happy with that.
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#8 - 2012-01-05 04:15:07 UTC
Jimi Crackcorn wrote:
Sishen Gzi wrote:
I'm trying to go for a dangerous pirate look, I can have the scar and the whole cloudy eye thing but no patch, not even in the overpriced aurum store.

A missing eye would be nice too.



Well your Asian heritage makes it look like you're missing an eye. A couple actually. Be happy with that.


yeah really, what's the point, you're just a brown blob in the chat window and its only slightly better on teh forums
Thrawn Nostur
Impulsive Anarchy
#9 - 2012-01-05 04:32:20 UTC
Monocle. Hi Tech Patch...and equally useless :)
Valei Khurelem
#10 - 2012-01-05 05:52:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Valei Khurelem
Cyprus Black wrote:
Wot I Think wrote:
If they did give you a patch, it would be delivered in parts... first quarter you get right away, and a year later you get the other three quarters.

lol, this isn't Starcraft 2.


You're right, Blizzard would at least fix the stuff when the patches release.

"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP."   - CCP Ytterbium