Crime & Punishment

Why wouldn't we fight merc corps?

Hit me up in game.

And File 404, it's true that we're bad guys, but above being bad guys, we like to fight. The worst case scenario for someone asking for our help is probably what is already happening if they're asking for our help. They'll have to stay docked up until they can manage to kick us from corp.

Best case scenario is we solve all their problems and have some fun doing it.

How exactly would we go about doing that. Being in a corp does not grant one immediate access to anything of value. We don't want your help, we want free blinky red things to shoot at. We drop corp as soon as the job is done and we don't care if you stay docked up or log off so long as you have legitimate targets on the field. I don't care what you can fly, what you can't fly, or what you will fly. I don't care what kind of assets you have. I don't care about your future plans. I only care about the fact that you have red blinky squares that I could be violencing because you're to impotent to do it yourself. That being said, let me lay out what will happen should you contact us and want intervention;

1. You contact someone from Skunkworks and say something like "5 BS on my undock. Kill them so I can haz ore again!"
2. A Skunkworks FC gives you our TS3 info (teamspeak 3; download it ahead of time if you don't have it)
3. Skunkworks douchebags put in apps
4. You follow the FC's instructions on when to accept our applications to corp (needs session change or petition-able etc.)
5. We fight the bad red squares and win or lose. Much rage is exhibited in local
6. We drop corp and ask that you put up a review (good or bad) on this thread
7. You go back to shooting triangles if we beat your WTs, or you go back to playing space barbie in the CQ if we fail

This service costs nothing, though tips are appreciated. If your WTs provide particularly juicy tears about how we "cheated" or anything like that, we will most likely follow their decs and intervene every chance we get until they pay us a ransom. This can be a good thing for you if the war was declared out of personal and not business reasons.

It's in our best interest to continue doing this as advertised: we join your corp, we blow stuff up and/or get the wardec dropped, and then we leave. If we don't keep up our end of the bargain people will come in here saying we lied and ruining our fun. We want to blow up ships.

hope it is going well so far

Sounds like a pretty good venture, hopefully your business increases and we can all observe tears

Now please contact me if these guys F you up. I don't cost much and ill wipe the floor with them and return the corpses.

unfortunately these guys will join your corp and blow u up https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=54557&find=unread

Sorry no white hat in eve.

Killing noobs who can't defend themselves isn't as fun as killing Mercs that think deccing bears makes them tough as balls. There would be no advantage to blowing our clients up. We're offering to do all the fighting for them. They don't even have to undock.

Reading comprehension, do you have it? (Rhetorical question).

Not the same thing. If you come to us with a wardec problem and enemies camping you in, we'll borrow (steal) some white hats to ride in under.

Again: We want to make this a thing we do on a regular basis. If we don't hold up to our promises then we don't get the fights we're looking for.

Try us out, stay docked for the duration and see what we do. It's no-risk and no-cost.

The problem is, you've already broken your promises to people in the past. ( https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=54557&find=unread ) As someone once said, you can't make a good deal with bad people. Also, reading the thread, you did not "decide to come out and post with your main".. someone outed you guys.

Also, your solution has a competing alternative: Decshield corps. Then they don't have to dock up for an extended period, can still play, and don't have to let a bunch of untrustworthy ******bags into their corp making undocking even more dangerous than it already is for them. If I was in a derp-corp that got wardecced and the CEO decided to order everyone to dock for a week while admitting a bunch of known backstabbers into the corp "to protect us"... I'd likely leave the corp. Especially if the CEO still went with this choice after I linked him to a thread on decshield corps, because then he's clearly an idiot.

Edit: Free bump though. It's still a good idea.... for you guys... if you can get clients.