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I fank me crient is borkded

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Ascendic
Polaris Syndicate
#1 - 2012-01-02 20:41:42 UTC
The last 5 times I have restarted my pc I go to run EVE and I have to delete my checksums and run the repair tool because the client is all OMAHGAH SOMEFIN WRONGZ!>

Then after repairing it makes me re-download the latest client patch and its all good until the next restart.....


Anyone else have this problem or do I have to spank my hamsters?
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#2 - 2012-01-02 20:52:10 UTC
You should spank your monkey instead, if you spank a hamster it will die.

A fresh install may be in order, but otherwise, sounds like HDD starting to fail or you maybe got infected.





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There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-01-02 21:00:42 UTC
Try choking your chicken, that might work.

Dodixie > Hek
Blue Rook
Ghost Cabal
#4 - 2012-01-02 21:07:04 UTC
*backs quietly out of this thread* Shocked
Ascendic
Polaris Syndicate
#5 - 2012-01-02 21:20:27 UTC
Blue Rook wrote:
*backs quietly out of this thread* Shocked


Once you are in you cant go out.Twisted
gfldex
#6 - 2012-01-02 21:22:58 UTC
Did you try to sacrifice a goat yet?

If you take all the sand out of the box, only the cat poo will remain.
Kha'Vorn
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-01-02 22:13:51 UTC
Bashing the local bishop may help.
Alyssa Yotosala
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-01-02 22:58:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Alyssa Yotosala
OP, the problem seems not to be your client install, it definitely looks like its your Windows install, and possibly your keyboard too.

The obvious signs of this can be seen in your post. When you try to type out normal sentences, it comes out full of idiotic grammar and appalling spelling.

Now I would never go so far as to say it was deliberate and that you are completely unable to right click on that wavy red line below your pseudo-words to correct that disgusting spelling. I still have just a tiny bit of faith in the human race left within my cold cold heart.

This leaves only one possible option left, and it is that something is wrong with your computer itself, and not your client install.
Zerolis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-01-02 23:27:04 UTC
Same fing haz been happen-n to my cliant+
1-Up Mushroom
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-01-02 23:47:34 UTC
Ascendic wrote:
Blue Rook wrote:
*backs quietly out of this thread* Shocked


Once you are in you cant go out.Twisted


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Orlacc
#11 - 2012-01-02 23:49:22 UTC
chkdsk /f

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CCP Atropos
C C P
C C P Alliance
#12 - 2012-01-03 10:23:05 UTC
You could try what I suggested to someone else, here.