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Harem'ing: The Future of Fidelity

Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
#1 - 2017-07-27 10:46:21 UTC
Oft times in life.
A man and woman join hands.
They pledge themselves to one another.
Their dreams and lives and offspring are of the same house.

Yet dreams are very chaotic some times.

Lives are much longer than a marriage ceremony or even the honeymoon; And some honeymoons last a while.

When those fires of intrigue, lust, passion and intimacy turn into self sacrifice, brutal honesty, humanitarianism and duty;


Harem'ing is a way to get off of the swingers band wagon and take someone home the two of you experiments can keep.

In all honesty.

Not even priests teach monogamy. Those monks, bishops and nuns are harems in the Holy Word. They have the same gene pools as anyone and they are harem'ing, trust me on that one.

That and between you and me. Swinging is dirty, cheeky, painful and tricky. A married couple might swing themselves into a divorce if they swing with the wrong lady killer or fem-fatal.

However, if you take those same fantasies your married honesty conjured and harem!

Your relationship will be on the road to kingly estates, fox trots of legend and lore, renaissances that last all year long and children so loved by their parenthood there is no room for emo tantrums or broken homes.

So, you should all look to solid, strong relationships full of love honesty and procreation; Like me and Jessica Nigri.

By this method I pulled the sweetest pot the gods have ever cooked up.

Harem. We are. And so should you.

Yarosara Ruil
#2 - 2017-07-28 00:16:31 UTC
You cease and desist
a futile struggle with words
dramatic comeback

- やろ
Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
#3 - 2017-07-28 10:15:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Ottom Ephesianos
It has come to my attention that the word gesticulation;

While in the dictionary with definition: Is pedantic when projected ceremoniously.

To these demands I agree; And to my favor it should seem: Because I ceremoniously don't listen to the gesticulation of the living.

That being the case, forthwith and hitherto; Of sobering concepts of the mind and in tolerance of upheaval and spiritual comprehensions: Acknowledge some of you


in due time.

The only thing more ignorant that a b'rhyme thief is the poor soul the thief sells their lie to.

In recognition of these perilous affairs; Irreverent gesticulation will be punishable by banishment.

Margins for error are forgivable for those minds who lose themselves to spiritual tidings.

Multiple offenders should see themselves as seeking banishment when their mind manipulates the limbo traversing these trying times to express irreverent vocal patterns for ones own entertainment as opposed to mirth lifting.

I do not look forward to trying my minds eye at deliberate thought patterns as opposed to chaotic brainstorms followed by written word.

So I talk to myself out loud as to avoid gesticulating irreverently and then I go into the minds eye with a clearer view of what thoughts I aim to formulate.

Gesticulation is a bit of spilled brain.

This is because black holes are pulling particles at different speeds.

If your thought is a silver bullet and your brain is a gun; Know I hear and feel both of them.

Yarosara Ruil
#4 - 2017-07-28 20:38:29 UTC
You are a lost cause Ottom. Haikus are wasted on you.
Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
#5 - 2017-08-02 06:12:33 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
You are a lost cause Ottom. Haikus are wasted on you.

You aren't tower crawling just foundation laying.