Crime & Punishment

Brick Squad has split in half with the fracture running along mostly personal lines. In a typical alliance drama situation-many of the top leaders of Brick Squad quietly terminated their roles and jumped out like so many rats off a sinking ship.

However, somewhat atypically-it seems no one had the good sense to steal any of the money and assets. Three different people with director access quietly gave up their roles without so much as a "You won't be needing this ISK anymore."

Bricks internal structure was somewhat convoluted, with shadowy figures holding the bulk of alliance assets. Even as a director I didn't know exactly who had the loot till the guy quit and gave the Isk to a trustworthy CEO of one of our member corps. This fine gentleman advised me of the transfer the next day and asked who should he give the money to. I in turn advised him that he should transfer all relevant monies and assets to my personal account.

I waited breathlessly to see my wallet flash......and there it was-poof! All our collective monies safe and sound in my personal wallet. This way everything is completely safe, I know where the money is and no one can get to it. Thankfully Brick Squad has a trusted player like myself to prevent theft/loss of our holdings.

I was immediately reminded of the last corp thief we had, @ 2 years ago. TTOCZED or some similarly named character who convoed our CEO and the conversation went like this: "Yo dude I just cleared out our hangars-thanks for the stuff!" Our CEO then asked what did you get? TT replied "I took ALL your Ozone, T1 MWDs and blueprint copies-HA HA I probably stole 300 M isk." Our CEO then asked him a question he will in all likelihood never forget: "Did you forget your Rorqual was in our directors hangar?" After a long bit of silence (as the guy frantically did an asset search) he asked "Can I have it back?" We still use it to setup POS's etc... Thanks TT!

This time it is a little bit different,I don't have a Rorqual :D And since I didn't 'steal' the ISK I think I am going to do the right thing here and transfer it to my Eve Online Hold Em account and 'invest it' on behalf of our members so we can make some real money. Or maybe that guy in Jita who is quitting Eve and doubling everyones ISK will help us out.

I would be remiss if I didn't ask for help, suggestions and ideas from the best and brightest in this game-so I came to C and P to ask what you guys think I should do with the shared assets of friends I have played with for Five years now-more or less. What do C&P?

Yea

give it to elite space guild, the last bastion of elite pvp

Are Bitcoins still a thing? Invest in that.

[quote=Themick Mccoy]
Or failing that give it to an unnamed noob Jew who can go out and suicide an officer fit BS for lulz, while recording the event for posterity. [/quote

+1

Hire a devoted servant to follow you and record your deeds for posterity.

(Might I suggest a Scribe-Servitor; I hear they're very loyal.)

Give it all to John Hoe, the only good member Brick Squad has ever had.

MOAR TORNADOES

Is is a shame that you cant jettison ISK in cans.

Dropping gabillions on the 4-4 undock and seeing what happens would no doubt provide amusement.

Break evenews24.com please. tia