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Hack into Space

Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
#1 - 2017-07-03 03:20:16 UTC
You are not a Celestial Organ.

You are not a cloud of noxious gas sentient in the capacity of what you have consumed.

You are a Pod Pilot.

That being the case..

As a matter of fact...

You are the camels that can fit through the eye of a needle.

Being a camel is not that bad.

You can survive dry climates.

You are a source of warmth for the Jedi known as Luke Skywalker.

You are a punching bag for Conan the Barbarian.

You are a throne for The Sultan.

Back to the eye of the needle.