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TLF: Slaved to Celestials; Sponsorship

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Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#1 - 2017-06-22 00:24:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Ottom Ephesianos
Celestial Sponsorship is accrued while working together.

TLF (Tribal Liberation Force) is an honest way to make a living.

Learn the tricks of the trade and square yourself into some soft underwear.

This is because, while in deep pockets of space anywhere in Eve cluster being associated with such quality work and agents is rare.

Exponentially increasing the likely-hood that what you are doing is cool.

Being cool is important to,

rogue drones,

Gurista Pirates,

Angel Cartel,

Minmitar Republic,

Ushra'Khan,

and

Mirkur Draug'Tyr.

Cool separates you from the rest of the junk floating around in space.

Your taxes are also cool.

As cool as somebody who gets paid by the Treasury Department.

-ottout
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
#2 - 2017-06-22 01:02:25 UTC
Orbiting celestials is over rated. Frigates are made to cover distances and roam, not sit idly by collecting ticks.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
#3 - 2017-06-22 05:09:53 UTC
That was ... almost coherent? But not.

Still with the brevity, though!
Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#4 - 2017-07-03 04:15:22 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Orbiting celestials is over rated. Frigates are made to cover distances and roam, not sit idly by collecting ticks.


I beg to differ.

Orbiting celestials is dependable.

Eventually the celestial will smile upon you with a face than akin to your own.

What an honor to be dependable enough to have a celestial compliment your form.

It also makes you less likely to be swatted by,

solar flares,

magnetic clouds of dust with material force enough to crush most ships,

roaming worm holes,

lightening strikes the size and width of light years,

water too dense to freeze,

hungry space brains who will devour your own,

and so on.

-ottout