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It is i! Professor Dronotnik! Here to bring upon your DOOM!

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Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#21 - 2017-06-08 07:40:26 UTC
Professor Dronotnik wrote:
Julianni Avala wrote:
Professor Dronotnik wrote:
For i have a IQ of 300!


I mean this with no offense, but it should be "an IQ". I would recommend fixing that before parties point it out in an attempt at humiliating you. I will edit this post, if you like, should you decide to correct the small mistake.

I can also forward you the name of a psychologist who may be able to help you with the state of mind you're currently in. I'm genuinely concerned you're in need of help.


Foolish girl! You are incapable of understanding the brilliance behind Dronotnikca dialect! Remove your ignorance at once and i may show you mercy once i replace the CEOs of the 8 megas with my own personnel management drones! Lets see how I-RED will enjoy working for Ishukone when they become Professor Dronotnik's new pet!



But can your drones do a dance number?

*Transmit 3 minute vid of Isi Egivand conducting three 'Spidersquid' repair drones in performing what looked to be the arachnid version of a ballet. With mid-air spins and all*

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Julianni Avala
Ishukone-Raata Corporate Investment Bank
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#22 - 2017-06-08 07:41:23 UTC
Professor Dronotnik wrote:
Foolish girl! You are incapable of understanding the brilliance behind Dronotnikca dialect! Remove your ignorance at once and i may show you mercy once i replace the CEOs of the 8 megas with my own personnel management drones! Lets see how I-RED will enjoy working for Ishukone when they become Professor Dronotnik's new pet!



Of course.

God's Blessings, sir. I will pray for you.

Chief Financial Officer, Head Diplomat

I-RED GalNet Site

--

((OOC: Journey to Purpose- Julianni's Character Blog, last updated 11.07))

Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#23 - 2017-06-08 08:03:21 UTC
I feel my popcorn budget is going to be high this month

Queen of Chocolate

Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#24 - 2017-06-08 09:07:58 UTC
*eats popcorn* crazy month on the comms.

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell

Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
Sani-Sabik
#25 - 2017-06-08 10:54:35 UTC
I, Professor V.Valate, Greatest Sani Sabik capsuleer philosopher of the modern era , do hereby cast doubt upon your academic qualifications, and also suggest that whatever your field of study is, it is one that lacks prestige.

Furthermore, Hurr.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#26 - 2017-06-08 11:32:06 UTC
Professor Dronotnik:

Do you believe in God, the Amarr God, the Red God, the Blood God?

Have your researches uncovered any lost, dark occult powers of interest?
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#27 - 2017-06-08 11:40:49 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
I'd add an "Also: Bwahahaha!" but here it would just be redundant.


I had a nightmare the other day that Aria Jenneth had started to append the "Also: Bwahahaha!" message to everything I said once again.
Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#28 - 2017-06-08 11:47:07 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
I'd add an "Also: Bwahahaha!" but here it would just be redundant.


I had a nightmare the other day that Aria Jenneth had started to append the "Also: Bwahahaha!" message to everything I said once again.

Just set it as your signature.

Queen of Chocolate

Naraish Adarn
Alexylva Paradox
#29 - 2017-06-08 13:21:44 UTC
well seems like someone skipped on their daily medication. Sorry to inform you dr. Dotoknik? but delusions of grandeur are half a isk for a dozen in here. as for domination of the cluster bit good luck with that since there are probably more qualified folk intent on same that will no doubt surpass you.
Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
M.A.D. Consortium
#30 - 2017-06-08 15:14:10 UTC
Lasairiona Raske wrote:
*eats popcorn* crazy month on the comms.


That's I am switching out the rice to be thrown at my wedding to popcorn. That way I can justify the expense and enjoy the antics of GalNet today.

We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
#31 - 2017-06-08 18:13:23 UTC
Who is this guy and why do we care?


Nauplius wrote:


I had a nightmare the other day that Aria Jenneth had started to append the "Also: Bwahahaha!" message to everything I said once again.

I'm not Aria, but...... Also: bwahahaha

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#32 - 2017-06-08 18:32:44 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Who is this guy and why do we care?



no one cares, we're just bored

Queen of Chocolate

Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
#33 - 2017-06-08 19:11:48 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Who is this guy and why do we care?


We don't. I think the saying is "Form an orderly queu to the left with the other crazies".
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
Sani-Sabik
#34 - 2017-06-09 05:07:14 UTC
Is the DOOM coming today ? Or after the weekend ? I want to know if I should cancel my shopping trip.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#35 - 2017-06-09 07:38:22 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
Is the DOOM coming today ? Or after the weekend ? I want to know if I should cancel my shopping trip.

Is he muscling in on your proclamations of doom?

Queen of Chocolate

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#36 - 2017-06-09 12:10:11 UTC
Professor Dronotnik wrote:

Ha! You idiotic girl! If you knew how to read you would have learned in that announcement that i desire to destroy the federation along with every other goverment! That is the only way Dronotnikca can exist! As the sole power of the Cluster!

The Caldari will be perfect subjects to Dronotikca due to their simple drone like way of thinking! It will be so easy for me ot reprogram you! Bwahahaha! Bow before Professor Dronotnik and get it over with already!

"Idiotic"?...
Do you realize you are talking to Caldari State officer, who graduated best State educational facility - State War Academy?
Ah, looks like you don't.

Maybe you do realize that the State has the most intelligent bloodline employed as scientists - Achura?...
Looks like you don't as well.

Or maybe you can realize that we in the State follow quite an interesting philisophy - Kutuotu Miru, that makes us practically immune to brainwashing, because we look at things as they are?
Turns out you didn't know this too.


Pity.

Come back after you educate yourself.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
Sani-Sabik
#37 - 2017-06-09 13:03:11 UTC
Halcyon Ember wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
Is the DOOM coming today ? Or after the weekend ? I want to know if I should cancel my shopping trip.

Is he muscling in on your proclamations of doom?


No, it's just, well, you know. If I have to change my schedule to something like:

Friday afternoon: appointment at salon
Saturday morning: shopping and brunch
Saturday afternoon: weekly workout at the gym
Sunday: DOOM
Monday: University exam diet begins

I'd be slightly annoyed at my students getting away without having to sit the exam I spent so much time preparing for them.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
#38 - 2017-06-09 13:17:05 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:

Maybe you do realize that the State has the most intelligent bloodline employed as scientists - Achura?...

...

Come back after you educate yourself.


On the matter of educating one's self, if one was to buy a +5 intelligence implant and respec their clone to focusing primarially on Intellegence to a point surpassing your esteemed Achuran scientists, by that logic wouldn't that make a Brutor, Sebiestor or oh say for instance ethnic Gallante a more intellegent scientist than an Achuran one?
Professor Dronotnik
Doomheim
#39 - 2017-06-09 15:49:51 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:


But can your drones do a dance number?

*Transmit 3 minute vid of Isi Egivand conducting three 'Spidersquid' repair drones in performing what looked to be the arachnid version of a ballet. With mid-air spins and all*



Hmmm. Impressive! Perhaps i would have use for you when Dronotnikca rises from the ashes! You will be the one i will make responsible for coordinating the drones formy daily wake up dance routines!

Consider yourself honored!

Nauplius wrote:
Professor Dronotnik:

Do you believe in God, the Amarr God, the Red God, the Blood God?

Have your researches uncovered any lost, dark occult powers of interest?


Why believe in such foolish ideas when its clear the real god is me! I! PROOOOOOOFESSOR Dronotnik! The god of drones!

And any "dark occult powers" i may have stumbled across in my research were scoffed at. Just fairy tales! A placebo in the form of words and funny gestures to give power to the braindead weaklings of this galaxy!

Diana Kim wrote:

"Idiotic"?...
Do you realize you are talking to Caldari State officer, who graduated best State educational facility - State War Academy?
Ah, looks like you don't.

Maybe you do realize that the State has the most intelligent bloodline employed as scientists - Achura?...
Looks like you don't as well.

Or maybe you can realize that we in the State follow quite an interesting philisophy - Kutuotu Miru, that makes us practically immune to brainwashing, because we look at things as they are?
Turns out you didn't know this too.


Pity.

Come back after you educate yourself.


What i insulted was a drone. I insult drones daily..I have a drone for the specific purpose of being my verbal punching bag! Quite enjoyable way to release stress i tell you.

This "Educational facility" you speak of - The State War Academy. Is a factory for drones like you to work for the State/

You call yourself intelligent based off your genetics but you cannot compare to the intelligence of Professor Dronotnik! My Genes are superior by default!


I will call you...Kim-mark1! A drone created by the state to be a mouthpeice to spout their brainwashing programming you call "Kutuotu Miru"

Now Kim-mark1, realize your place in this world and bow before Professor Dronotnik!

Theme

[Is not a capsuleer]

Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
M.A.D. Consortium
#40 - 2017-06-09 18:49:02 UTC
So now a False Prophet of a False God and False Drone God. Well this certain ups the popcorn quota for today.

We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.

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