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It is i! Professor Dronotnik! Here to bring upon your DOOM!

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Professor Dronotnik
Doomheim
#1 - 2017-06-08 05:25:38 UTC
Muhahahaha!

The cluster thought i was gone! You all thought i died 16 years ago when that damnable lone condor pilot destroyed my Dronotnikca station! Fools! You didn't even take into consideration that i could've have been blown clear of the destruction and saved by Guristas scavengers looking to steal my drone research!


For 16 years i had to live among braindead pirates so that i could continue my research. eagerly waiting the day that i! PROFESSOR DRONOTNIK - could reemerge and start up my plans for cluster wide domination once again! Muhahahaha!

Thats right! Professor Dronotnik is back! Badder than ever! My loyal legions will bring doom and destruction to the insignificant peons of this galaxy and make way for my new Dronotnikca! But where to start? The Federation? The Empire? The State? The Republic? Or does it matter? I intend to dominate every corner of New Eden! Dronotnikca will start off as a humble city but expand! And EXPAND! INTO A CLUSTER WIDE POWER. Theres nothing you can do to stop it! We will start small! Acity! Then a entire system! The constellation! The region! THE ENTIRE CLUSTER!


Not even you immortal Capsuleers can stop my genius plans for domination! Dronotnikca is the future and i will be the king of it! And thanks to upwell, my plans can start off to a booming start! I will erect a Factory to expand my military power in drones and by transmitting the correct frequencies, of that of a Rogue drone queen. I can attract the deadly hordes of Rogue drones to make refuge in it! They will see me as their rightful master!

The wheels are in motion Capsuleers! Your doom is nigh! Muhahahahahaha!

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[Is not a capsuleer]

Julianni Avala
Ishukone-Raata Corporate Investment Bank
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#2 - 2017-06-08 05:31:14 UTC
I often thought some select individuals were displaying capsuleer dementia to a degree that couldn't be surpassed.

I couldn't have been more wrong.

Be well, Mister Dronotnik. I hope you get the treatment you need soon.

Chief Financial Officer, Head Diplomat

I-RED GalNet Site

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((OOC: Journey to Purpose- Julianni's Character Blog, last updated 11.07))

Professor Dronotnik
Doomheim
#3 - 2017-06-08 05:33:43 UTC
Julianni Avala wrote:
I often thought some select individuals were displaying capsuleer dementia to a degree that couldn't be surpassed.

I couldn't have been more wrong.

Be well, Mister Dronotnik. I hope you get the treatment you need soon.



The only treatment i need is too see Dronotnikca standing tall and proudly! Casting its shadow over everything!


Then i will be "Well"

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[Is not a capsuleer]

Utari Onzo
Pentag Blade
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
#4 - 2017-06-08 05:39:09 UTC
Practically giving a licence to anyone these days. I thought the rigorous mental and physical training was meant to weed out individuals like this, not promote more?

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"

Professor Dronotnik
Doomheim
#5 - 2017-06-08 05:44:36 UTC
Utari Onzo wrote:
Practically giving a licence to anyone these days. I thought the rigorous mental and physical training was meant to weed out individuals like this, not promote more?



A license? To be a mad genius? Boy there is no license for that! You have to be professor Dronotnik to be a mad genius! Something you capsuleers will soon learn when my smarts bring you demigods below me and my drone legions!

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[Is not a capsuleer]

Julianni Avala
Ishukone-Raata Corporate Investment Bank
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#6 - 2017-06-08 05:45:49 UTC
I think perhaps the newer and less expensive clone capabilities have cut back on more extensive testing, Mister Onzo. Worrisome, really. The last thing we all need is more of this mess.

Chief Financial Officer, Head Diplomat

I-RED GalNet Site

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((OOC: Journey to Purpose- Julianni's Character Blog, last updated 11.07))

Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#7 - 2017-06-08 05:50:24 UTC
Utari Onzo wrote:
Practically giving a licence to anyone these days. I thought the rigorous mental and physical training was meant to weed out individuals like this, not promote more?


The screening of potential candidates has been lax for a very long time (the fact that I'm writing this should be a testament to that). Oftentimes the relevant bodies seem to skip psych evaluations entirely. Now, we have Alpha-grade clones and the whole 'we do checks and balances' charade got flushed down the loo.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Professor Dronotnik
Doomheim
#8 - 2017-06-08 05:54:23 UTC
MORONS!

Have you not figured out that I'm NOT one of YOU?! You go on about the rigorous testing it takes to be a Capsuleer but you fail at understanding I'm not one of you!

If this is the average intelligence of Capsuleers, then my plans to dominate the cluster will go by with a breeze!

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[Is not a capsuleer]

Julianni Avala
Ishukone-Raata Corporate Investment Bank
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#9 - 2017-06-08 06:13:54 UTC
Hm, I didn't think baseliners had access to our communication networks here. At least, not to post for themselves.

Chief Financial Officer, Head Diplomat

I-RED GalNet Site

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((OOC: Journey to Purpose- Julianni's Character Blog, last updated 11.07))

Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#10 - 2017-06-08 06:30:37 UTC
Julianni Avala wrote:
Hm, I didn't think baseliners had access to our communication networks here. At least, not to post for themselves.


Oh, they do read. Some special cases, like Fabuleaux, do post too. I recall he isn't Empyrean.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Julianni Avala
Ishukone-Raata Corporate Investment Bank
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#11 - 2017-06-08 06:39:54 UTC
I suppose we learn something new every day. I knew they read them, but didn't realize they had the access to post. Thank you for the information, Mister Egivand. Who is this "Fabuleaux" you speak of?

Chief Financial Officer, Head Diplomat

I-RED GalNet Site

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((OOC: Journey to Purpose- Julianni's Character Blog, last updated 11.07))

Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#12 - 2017-06-08 06:52:29 UTC
Fabuleux, spelling mistake on my part, is an aspiring fashion designer who plans to do business with capsuleers.

He has posted here recently.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Julianni Avala
Ishukone-Raata Corporate Investment Bank
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#13 - 2017-06-08 06:54:27 UTC
Ah, I just found the threads. I must have skipped over them by mistake. Thank you again.

Chief Financial Officer, Head Diplomat

I-RED GalNet Site

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((OOC: Journey to Purpose- Julianni's Character Blog, last updated 11.07))

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#14 - 2017-06-08 07:01:04 UTC
Professor Dronotnik wrote:
MORONS!

Have you not figured out that I'm NOT one of YOU?! You go on about the rigorous testing it takes to be a Capsuleer but you fail at understanding I'm not one of you!

If this is the average intelligence of Capsuleers, then my plans to dominate the cluster will go by with a breeze!

While I myself feel dissatisfied with the average intelligence of Capsuleers, looking how many dumb...

fellas...
fell...

for gallente propaganda and are fighting for such criminal and inhuman oppressing regime known as Gallente Federation, I might inquiry about what were you thinking about while making such... interesting, if not... revealing claims?

I could describe such sort of... declaration... only as a highly unprofessional. Wait... wait wait, are you from the Federation yourself by a chance? That would explain...

a lot.

Sending legions to bring doom and destruction sounds very familiar if we look at Gallente Federation or Minmatar Republic. In any way, I'd like to notify you, that all your attempts at subjugating Caldari State will be in vain.

Want to try this? Come at us. It will be your undoing.

GLORY TO THE STATE!

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Mizhir
TURN LEFT
HYDRA RELOADED
#15 - 2017-06-08 07:09:24 UTC
Professor Dronotnik wrote:
MORONS!

Have you not figured out that I'm NOT one of YOU?! You go on about the rigorous testing it takes to be a Capsuleer but you fail at understanding I'm not one of you!

If this is indeed true then I am not sure if I should admire your bravery or pity your stupidity. It is like going unarmed to a gunfight and admitting it up front.

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
#16 - 2017-06-08 07:17:54 UTC
I'd add an "Also: Bwahahaha!" but here it would just be redundant.
Professor Dronotnik
Doomheim
#17 - 2017-06-08 07:23:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Professor Dronotnik
Diana Kim wrote:

While I myself feel dissatisfied with the average intelligence of Capsuleers, looking how many dumb...

fellas...
fell...

for gallente propaganda and are fighting for such criminal and inhuman oppressing regime known as Gallente Federation, I might inquiry about what were you thinking about while making such... interesting, if not... revealing claims?

I could describe such sort of... declaration... only as a highly unprofessional. Wait... wait wait, are you from the Federation yourself by a chance? That would explain...

a lot.

Sending legions to bring doom and destruction sounds very familiar if we look at Gallente Federation or Minmatar Republic. In any way, I'd like to notify you, that all your attempts at subjugating Caldari State will be in vain.

Want to try this? Come at us. It will be your undoing.

GLORY TO THE STATE!


Ha! You idiotic girl! If you knew how to read you would have learned in that announcement that i desire to destroy the federation along with every other goverment! That is the only way Dronotnikca can exist! As the sole power of the Cluster!

The Caldari will be perfect subjects to Dronotikca due to their simple drone like way of thinking! It will be so easy for me ot reprogram you! Bwahahaha! Bow before Professor Dronotnik and get it over with already!

Mizhir wrote:

If this is indeed true then I am not sure if I should admire your bravery or pity your stupidity. It is like going unarmed to a gunfight and admitting it up front.


Don't undererstimate me Capsuleer! For i have a IQ of 300! I will outsmart every tactic you immortals have at your disposal and crush all opposition to the future of Dronotikca! You do not scare me! For it is you will be afraid of! Professor Dronotnik! Bwahahaha

Aria Jenneth wrote:
I'd add an "Also: Bwahahaha!" but here it would just be redundant.



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Yarosara Ruil
Haighare Pirates
#18 - 2017-06-08 07:26:06 UTC
If only we had a pesky blue hedgehog to stop him!
Julianni Avala
Ishukone-Raata Corporate Investment Bank
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#19 - 2017-06-08 07:28:44 UTC
Professor Dronotnik wrote:
For i have a IQ of 300!


I mean this with no offense, but it should be "an IQ". I would recommend fixing that before parties point it out in an attempt at humiliating you. I will edit this post, if you like, should you decide to correct the small mistake.

I can also forward you the name of a psychologist who may be able to help you with the state of mind you're currently in. I'm genuinely concerned you're in need of help.

Chief Financial Officer, Head Diplomat

I-RED GalNet Site

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((OOC: Journey to Purpose- Julianni's Character Blog, last updated 11.07))

Professor Dronotnik
Doomheim
#20 - 2017-06-08 07:33:45 UTC
Julianni Avala wrote:
Professor Dronotnik wrote:
For i have a IQ of 300!


I mean this with no offense, but it should be "an IQ". I would recommend fixing that before parties point it out in an attempt at humiliating you. I will edit this post, if you like, should you decide to correct the small mistake.

I can also forward you the name of a psychologist who may be able to help you with the state of mind you're currently in. I'm genuinely concerned you're in need of help.


Foolish girl! You are incapable of understanding the brilliance behind Dronotnikca dialect! Remove your ignorance at once and i may show you mercy once i replace the CEOs of the 8 megas with my own personnel management drones! Lets see how I-RED will enjoy working for Ishukone when they become Professor Dronotnik's new pet!

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