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Drunkendis Order: WH PvP
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Big Sigma
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#1 - 2017-06-07 21:18:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Big Sigma
Drunkendis Order is (selectively) recruiting!

What we offer:


  • A very close-knit, carefully-curated, non-toxic community. You'll find plenty of dirty jokes and cursing here, but no slurs and no rage. We understand that RL takes precedence, and you won't get any passive-aggressive corp mails if you suddenly have to go AFK for a month or two.

  • Leadership has several years of experience in jspace. We (mostly) know what we're doing. Sometimes. If you're new to jspace, there's probably a lot we can teach you.

  • A strong focus on PvP. Sure, some of us run sites in the chain, but you won't catch us dead sitting in a Rattlesnake when there's a fight to be had. On the other hand...

  • There are plenty of opportunities for PvE, if you're into that sort of thing.



What we want:


  • Reasonably decent people -- edgelords need not apply. We’re not PG-13 by a long shot, however. Cursing is more than okay.


  • A willingness or even lust to go out and explode. We want you to be willing to whelp, laugh, and whelp again if need be (but tbh we'd prefer to win. Learn from every mistake).


  • We’re primarily USTZ, but we’re recruiting for both USTZ and EUTZ.


  • Skills: T2 armor and shield tank and Covops IV with good scanning supports (Note: this is somewhat flexible: if you can fly an Astero and are willing to scan the chain in it, hey, maybe we can work something out. We are far more concerned with personality and how well we all get along than SP).


  • Full APIs, yadda yadda.



What you get, tl;dr:


  • We live in jspace and have a citadel omg and you can live there too holy crap


  • A C4 with C3 and C5 statics for enormous sprawling chains that will take you almost anywhere you like (except Amarr. We only seem to get highsecs to Metropolis).


  • Siggy, for mapping the aforementioned sprawling chains.


  • Discord for text and voice chat.


  • elite plug.dj pvp.



How to join

Either stop by our public in-game channel "ethanol" (no quotes) or convo or EVEmail Big Sigma. I can also send you an invite to our public Discord if you have questions.
Big Sigma
Friendly Riot
Good Mental
#2 - 2017-06-08 16:47:17 UTC
We're still open! Come join us in our quest to Git Gud.
Big Sigma
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Good Mental
#3 - 2017-06-09 03:10:32 UTC
THIS IS YET ANOTHER BUMP

COME EXPLODE/INSTIGATE EXPLOSIONS WITH US
Big Sigma
Friendly Riot
Good Mental
#4 - 2017-06-10 04:06:13 UTC
We're stiiiilll looking!
Big Sigma
Friendly Riot
Good Mental
#5 - 2017-06-11 03:38:47 UTC
so someone explain me how fart scrambler and fart disruptor work.
Big Sigma
Friendly Riot
Good Mental
#6 - 2017-06-12 00:09:25 UTC
In some remote corner of the universe, poured out and glittering in innumerable solar systems, there once was a star on which clever animals invented local chat. That was the highest and most mendacious minute of "world history"—yet only a minute. After CCP had drawn a few breaths the servers grew cold, and the clever animals had to die.
Searbhreathach
Inevitable Outcome
E.C.H.O
#7 - 2017-06-12 15:45:03 UTC
applied to this corp and was asked for a 1 bill processing fee which screamed scam at me then they offered to lower the fee to 500 mil and fast track me but i declined the offer and advise anyone applying to this corp to be careful
Big Sigma
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Good Mental
#8 - 2017-06-12 15:50:45 UTC
Searbhreathach wrote:
applied to this corp and was asked for a 1 bill processing fee which screamed scam at me then they offered to lower the fee to 500 mil and fast track me but i declined the offer and advise anyone applying to this corp to be careful


Quote:
[13:52:21] EVE System > Channel MOTD: 03:50:44 Combat 0 to Coral Rock Formation - 220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II - Grazes
[15:33:23] Searbhreathach > hey can i join
[15:33:53] Searbhreathach > Reasonably decent people -- edgelords need not apply. We’re not PG-13 by a long shot, however. Cursing is more than okay.
[15:33:53] Jess Hakuli > dear lord your employment history
[15:34:02] Searbhreathach > i am a gud guy
[15:35:17] Searbhreathach > pleasee
[15:35:21] Searbhreathach > i have godo qualities
[15:35:22] Searbhreathach > good
[15:36:14] Big Sigma > 2B to me immediately and you can join
[15:36:23] Searbhreathach > i dont pay fee's sorry
[15:36:29] Searbhreathach > unless your a gurl
[15:36:39] Jess Hakuli > he can eb for 2b
[15:36:44] Big Sigma > ^
[15:37:22] Searbhreathach > please let me join im desperate
[15:37:39] Searbhreathach > i seek friendships
[15:38:33] Big Sigma > i told you the condition
[15:38:40] Big Sigma > i can lower it to 1b if you're that desperate
[15:38:47] Big Sigma > we like to see that our recruits are serious
[15:38:48] Searbhreathach > i dony pay fees sorry
[15:38:57] Big Sigma > then what are you doing here?
[15:39:04] Searbhreathach > seeking recruitment
[15:39:10] Big Sigma > clearly not
[15:39:19] Big Sigma > because it costs 1b to get in
[15:39:30] Searbhreathach > im gonig to have to post a negetive review about your ppplication process on your forum thread
[15:39:46] Searbhreathach > some newbie might fal lfor the scams
[15:39:49] Jess Hakuli > lol oh nooooo!
[15:39:52] Big Sigma > you're searbhreathach
[15:40:04] Searbhreathach > i am
[15:40:16] Big Sigma > holy **** wait I've heard of you
[15:40:23] Big Sigma > i'll lower the fee to 500mil just for you
[15:40:34] Searbhreathach > why do you d odis
[15:40:43] Big Sigma > it's our policy
[15:40:46] Big Sigma > for renowned shitlers
[15:40:52] Searbhreathach > im not a shitler
[15:40:56] Searbhreathach > im a gud guy
[15:41:07] Jess Hakuli > you need to get gud m8
[15:41:16] Searbhreathach > i know
[15:41:20] Searbhreathach > recruit me
[15:41:27] Jess Hakuli > kk apply to HK
[15:41:34] Searbhreathach > i was already in hard knocks
[15:41:55] Searbhreathach > jeees your a 2016 toon lol
[15:42:02] Searbhreathach > i was in hard knocks in 2012
[15:42:03] Jess Hakuli > dedicated prober m8
[15:44:36] Big Sigma > if you want a corp so bad, start your own, Sear: but you'll get evicted by all of jspace in about a month
[15:45:16] Searbhreathach > im in a corp
[15:45:35] Searbhreathach > i was in partisan squadron for about 7 months and didnt get evicted
[15:45:43] Big Sigma > jesus christ you're dumb, get out
[15:45:55] Searbhreathach > what did i do now
[15:46:00] Searbhreathach > why am i dumb
[15:46:01] EVE System > Searbhreathach was kicked from the channel by Big Sigma
Reason: "You're Searbhreathach."


Guys, we're getting space famous, Searbhreathach tried to join us!

Note: We don't actually have recruitment fees. Not if you're not Searbhreathach.
Big Sigma
Friendly Riot
Good Mental
#9 - 2017-06-13 21:03:56 UTC
Farm in nullyakh! Farm from 120kk/hour easy!

jk come shoot people with us
Big Sigma
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Good Mental
#10 - 2017-06-14 14:11:20 UTC
This bumperino is brought to you by dank frags, in which you too could partake were you to join us!
Big Sigma
Friendly Riot
Good Mental
#11 - 2017-06-15 20:34:04 UTC
ALRIGHT IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER BUMP

COME BE A BALLER LIKE THIS GUY
Big Sigma
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Good Mental
#12 - 2017-06-16 14:52:44 UTC
HAIL SATAN
Big Sigma
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#13 - 2017-06-17 22:08:45 UTC
(bumperoni)
Sly DeathWalker
Endless Aggression
#14 - 2017-06-18 18:57:47 UTC
I dig the cut of your jib bro. I would like to make a proposal seeing how Almost all your connections are in Metropolis. Let me know what you think.

Ever thought about Joining an Alliance? We are the Kings of Amamake the lowsec capital of New Eden and if we were to work together it could be quite beneficial. We are always hunting Caps in Null and looking for and using WH connections to get there. We have pilots who need a WH to put alts in to make dank Iskies and in return we could show up to help you guys with Eviction defense structure defenses and things of that sort. Just thowing it out there for ya. Think on it and hit me with a evemail and we can talk :)

o7 Fly Dangerously aggressive

Sly Deathwalker

Check us out its really easy

JUST RIGHT CLICK YOUR CAPACITOR AND http://jump.to.heretic-nation.com/

Big Sigma
Friendly Riot
Good Mental
#15 - 2017-06-18 23:00:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Big Sigma
lol no

the bumpacitor is empty
Big Sigma
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Good Mental
#16 - 2017-06-19 21:06:37 UTC
THERE WAS A FIREBUMPINGFIGHT
Big Sigma
Friendly Riot
Good Mental
#17 - 2017-06-21 01:52:15 UTC
i'm tired so just have a regular bumparooni JUST KIDDING I'M NOT TIRED
Big Sigma
Friendly Riot
Good Mental
#18 - 2017-06-21 22:09:57 UTC
I'm here to kick ass and bump threads, and I'm all out of ass.
Big Sigma
Friendly Riot
Good Mental
#19 - 2017-06-22 22:09:25 UTC
wow, bumping two threads at once is tiring