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The most useless item in the game is...

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Joey Bags
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1 - 2017-06-04 21:04:30 UTC
Capital Emission Scope Sharpener II BPCShocked
I have a few.

Can you find something more useless? I mean, even the joke items have a reason to exist and at least don't cost you ISK to make them. Prestige items? Well they have a use (monocle anyone?). Gimme something!

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose. Unless you podded them...and collected their corpse.

Arden Elenduil
Unlimited Ripoff Works
#2 - 2017-06-04 21:08:39 UTC
OP's mom?

I mean, those damsels get kidnapped so often...
Joey Bags
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3 - 2017-06-04 21:10:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Joey Bags
Arden Elenduil wrote:
OP's mom?

I mean, those damsels get kidnapped so often...


I've decided I don't want to get hammered for flaming so I've edited this to remove anything I've said that might be offensive.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose. Unless you podded them...and collected their corpse.

Shallanna Yassavi
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2017-06-04 21:24:30 UTC
Capital Salvage Tackle II BPC*

A signature :o

Kiddoomer
The Red Sequence
#5 - 2017-06-04 21:26:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Kiddoomer
A shield recharger ? or a micro smartbomb, maybe a capital salvage tackle rig.

Edit : sh** too slow

In the name of Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen : “Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.”

Joey Bags
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#6 - 2017-06-04 21:39:36 UTC
Shallanna Yassavi wrote:
Capital Salvage Tackle II BPC*


Right there. Useless indeed.

Kiddoomer wrote:
A shield recharger ? or a micro smartbomb, maybe a capital salvage tackle rig.


Shield recharger I actually use on my Vargur. Micro smartbombs are there for warp disruption probes. The capital salvage tackle rigs are more useful than the BPC's are but I see what you mean.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose. Unless you podded them...and collected their corpse.

Shae Tadaruwa
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#7 - 2017-06-04 21:53:49 UTC
Carebears

Dracvlad - "...Your intel is free intel, all you do is pay for it..." && "...If you warp on the same path as a cloaked ship, you'll make a bookmark at exactly the same spot as the cloaky camper..."

Alaric Faelen
El Ultimo Hombre
Goonswarm Federation
#8 - 2017-06-04 21:55:24 UTC
Shae beat me to it
Joey Bags
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#9 - 2017-06-04 22:09:37 UTC
Shae Tadaruwa wrote:
Carebears


What are you talking about? They provide content as targets!

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose. Unless you podded them...and collected their corpse.

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#10 - 2017-06-04 22:21:46 UTC
Shae Tadaruwa wrote:
Carebears
Maybe in the game, but for sure the forum would be dead without them.

Want to see a guaranteed threadnought?

Title it Carebears and make the OP a single word. "Discuss"

Mr Epeen Cool
Aedaxus
Country House
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2017-06-04 23:06:01 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Shae Tadaruwa wrote:
Carebears
Maybe in the game, but for sure the forum would be dead without them.

Want to see a guaranteed threadnought?

Title it Carebears and make the OP a single word. "Discuss"

Mr Epeen Cool

PVE Highsec Carebears make sure people enjoy the game and throw obscene amounts of money at it. But then again Griefing PVP Gankers seem to do that too...

The most useless item ingame is the webbrowser :) wait, they removed it. Eh.. ISK? Anyone using ISK?
Hal Morsh
Doomheim
#12 - 2017-06-04 23:48:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Hal Morsh
I'd say the prop mod rigs for capitals are useless, but then i'd have to argue in all of the ones in this thread. But that's no reason to delete them. It's just a module editing system that capitals don't ever want to diversify with because "tank and damage".

Oh, I perfectly understand, Hal Morsh — a mission like this requires courage, skill, and heroism… qualities you are clearly lacking. Have you forgotten you're one of the bloody immortals!?

DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2017-06-05 00:09:57 UTC
Civilian Modules.

Granted they're used for the Tutorial and Career Agent missions but after that they're useless. CCP could easily substitute them for the basic Meta 1 items. Then new players won't be disadvantaged with their ship fitting after completing the NPE.


DMC
oiukhp Muvila
Doomheim
#14 - 2017-06-05 00:23:05 UTC
Shae Tadaruwa wrote:
Carebears



They did contribute with subscriptions.


But yes, there are far less "carebears" in this game than there was 10 -12 years ago. You only have to read the archived forums to notice.

And their subs will be missed...


Sometimes I wonder how this game would have been with the more inclusive vision of the game than the one that has played out. It normally includes more play-styles, and more money to spend on development,... and less of the same 'ol boring stuff that everyone seems to be complaining about now.

But I know the narrow minded F1 monkeys will have troubles comprehending, as always.
You can lead an, "horse's companion to make a mule", to water, but you can't make it drink.


Blade Darth
Room for Improvement
Good Sax
#15 - 2017-06-05 01:59:58 UTC
Joey Bags wrote:
Capital Emission Scope Sharpener II BPCShocked!
Wait, you don't do relic sites in a carrier?
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
#16 - 2017-06-05 05:09:57 UTC
Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#17 - 2017-06-05 05:12:27 UTC
The Device.

It does stuff.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
#18 - 2017-06-05 05:15:15 UTC
Shallanna Yassavi
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2017-06-05 05:21:37 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Shae Tadaruwa wrote:
Carebears
Maybe in the game, but for sure the forum would be dead without them.

Want to see a guaranteed threadnought?

Title it Carebears and make the OP a single word. "Discuss"

Mr Epeen Cool

Nobody's preventing you from taking your idea and following through with it.

A signature :o

Cista2
EVE Museum
#20 - 2017-06-05 06:13:33 UTC
That door.

My channel: "Signatures" -

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