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Hate the Avatar above you

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Vector Symian
0 Fear
#2321 - 2015-01-11 05:48:14 UTC
A shadow wrapped in a chocolate bar hide...

woven with the dreams of the lost Shocked
Jack Torrence
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2322 - 2015-01-12 01:15:03 UTC
**** YOU BIEBERHUMPING WOWPLAYING CUNTNIPPLE SHITBIRD!!!

"Never attempt to win by force what can be won by deception"
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2323 - 2015-01-12 02:21:56 UTC
"Bieberhumping"... That's a bit harsh isn't it?

You hold forth like a hammered hurling Hasselhoff.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#2324 - 2015-01-13 03:53:42 UTC
Wait, are you a bieberbumpert? I'm not sure if that's good or bad. No matter, you'd better explain yourself!
Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
#2325 - 2015-01-21 19:36:33 UTC
You know... maybe that smell is just your upper lip.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#2326 - 2015-01-22 02:43:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Don't worry about gravity. It's your friend. OK, it's not really your friend. Maybe a few hours per day in the 0 g gym could be good? You know, for the old ticker, and err.... Err, well, the bottom! Can't take care of the old bottom enough, right? Heh, heh, that's it, the old derriere, got to take care of.... Well, got to run, all of that ::heads for exit::
Fal Shepard
#2327 - 2015-01-22 07:09:39 UTC
Perfect! Dont move! When the postmortem rigidity kicks in, that's the look i want of you above my fireplace.

From the ashes of our defeat, we will be reborn. With these chains with which we are bound, we will become indivisible. To those who showed us no mercy, we will give no sympathy. For the flames that burn our cities, we will douse in injustice's blood
Badel Jramodarr
#2328 - 2015-01-22 08:37:22 UTC
Vector Symian
0 Fear
#2329 - 2015-01-23 01:14:37 UTC
raaaa! I am so angry at what ever that is over there...
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#2330 - 2015-01-23 02:01:34 UTC
Dude... That white egghead. Could you put some hair on it, or a baseball cap, or a sombrero or something? Or maybe some spray tan?
Vector Symian
0 Fear
#2331 - 2015-01-23 02:39:13 UTC
The model pout with the beard hmmm ....so that is a thing is it?
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#2332 - 2015-01-23 04:08:16 UTC
I see you still dye your hair blond and take terrible pictures.

-k8

My Fanclub
Vector Symian
0 Fear
#2333 - 2015-01-23 04:11:41 UTC
so many cats...so many Bear
Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2334 - 2015-01-24 22:35:42 UTC
A Galente/Amarr hybrid.... Well im terrified Shocked

The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be
Dark Avatar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2335 - 2015-01-25 01:35:06 UTC
Your heads as smooth as an amarr nun's pussy...
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#2336 - 2015-01-25 01:52:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Bill, Mary, and Dark Avatar are sharing a pizza. It is sliced into 8 slices. Bill ate two slices, and Mary ate two slices. How many slices did Dark Avatar greedily scarf down?
Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2337 - 2015-01-25 03:15:50 UTC
you will NEVER GET TO PAT A PUPPY AGAIN!!


raar!

im sorry ... I like your hat

The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be
Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#2338 - 2015-01-25 18:35:27 UTC
your face looks like an ass
Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2339 - 2015-01-26 00:18:53 UTC
Shocked

Evil

you make BABY JESUS CRY!!

Twisted

The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be
Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#2340 - 2015-01-26 00:41:07 UTC
you made father jesus cry