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A good morning mail from Holey

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Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2017-05-20 08:09:37 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Max Trix
*SNIP*

I have no idea what iv done to receive such a beautiful mail this morning or what conversation you are referring too.

But i suppose that's the thing about crazy people, they don't know they are crazy....
That's what makes them crazy.

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#2 - 2017-05-20 08:15:37 UTC
Feel the love. Shocked

is merc culture always like this?

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Natural CloneKiller
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#3 - 2017-05-20 08:17:42 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Feel the love. Shocked

is merc culture always like this?

No hole just likes mailing people as he has no friends in game. He is also banned on the forums here for being a silly boy.
Yaosus
From Hisec with Love Holdings
From Hisec with Love Coalition
#4 - 2017-05-20 08:35:59 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Max Trix
*SNIP*
@Holey

I have no idea what iv done to receive such a beautiful mail this morning or what conversation you are referring too.

But i suppose that's the thing about crazy people, they don't know they are crazy....
That's what makes them crazy.[/quote]


Petition him and he will suddenly stop sending emails for the next 2 weeks. He has a ton of complaints hanging above his head. Sooner or later he will get perma banned.

I like to move it move it

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Mortlake
Republic Military School
#5 - 2017-05-20 08:43:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Mortlake
I mailed him to say sorry last night. Putting all my ducks in a row etc.

Got a mail back this morning telling me to get chemo.

I miss him, y'know? We were good once. Like skin on skin good.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#6 - 2017-05-20 08:49:07 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Feel the love. Shocked

is merc culture always like this?

Nope, just Holy.

Its like a mail order subscription to "Ginsoaked Housewife Monthly"

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#7 - 2017-05-20 09:01:47 UTC
That mail is actually considerably nice compared to ones I've seen, maybe he is getting soft?

*Awaits mail*
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#8 - 2017-05-20 09:11:05 UTC
gnshadowninja wrote:
That mail is actually considerably nice compared to ones I've seen, maybe he is getting soft?

*Awaits mail*

Its summer, must be the sunshine getting to him.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#9 - 2017-05-20 23:08:43 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Max Trix
Quote:
H > Youre a loud mouth
H > who can accomplish nothing
H > and the worst eve wallpaper in a long time


This was his best attempt today, although I don't know how I became a wallpaper hahah
*SNIP*

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#10 - 2017-05-20 23:20:03 UTC
Dom Arkaral wrote:
This was his best attempt today, although I don't know how I became a wallpaper


Holy's wallpaper looks like this.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Erin Davis
Sblo Panala Corporation
#11 - 2017-05-21 02:21:06 UTC
While I was a dodixie crew guy, the conversations with him usually went something akin to "I respect you guys"

Then I joined VMG, now I get "Who are you, you utter trash" mail.

10/10 best latteral move ever.
tainted demon
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2017-05-21 03:27:40 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Max Trix
Oh are we sharing our love mail from the King of all Station undocks himself, Holeysheet?
I cant mail him back as he has me blocked (if you respond to one of his mails he will block you too fyi) but its good to know he still exists and thinks he is somehow relevant with a nice random rage mail.

*ANIP*


he doesn't like to be called crazy but he sure knows his meds, makes you wonder if he really had to google anything of if his doctor's name is Dr. Google. Lol

Don't worry about it Fybs he only mails those he respects enough to "roleplay" with.
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#13 - 2017-05-21 04:11:28 UTC
Holeysaltmountain wrote:
I googled

The highlight of that mail for sure hahahahahah

Dr.Google indeed Lol

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#14 - 2017-05-21 05:52:44 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Feel the love. Shocked

is merc culture always like this?

Nope, just Holy.

Its like a mail order subscription to "Ginsoaked Housewife Monthly"



I'm still trying to find out why those issues stopped coming.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#15 - 2017-05-21 06:43:33 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Max Trix
My recent one was tame compared to the previous

I don't click suspected pedophilic links sorry noragen
*SNIP*


I wasn't going to link it but I just realised he actually gave permission in the mail to link it here so it's not flaming him for it :D

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#16 - 2017-05-21 11:14:20 UTC
My name is Tora and I'm here today to tell you all, I have been free of Holeysheet mails for 3 months now. I feel like a new man. Pirate

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#17 - 2017-05-21 11:33:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
I'm starting to feel left out, the only abusive evemails I get are from Fabulous Knob's comedy alts.

Oh and the moron who's Retriever I bumped with my Procurer while transiting a belt a few months ago, he went ballistic and still sends me the occasional love letter.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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White Blood Cell1
Doomheim
#18 - 2017-05-21 12:02:14 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Max Trix
If we are posting mails from admirers here is my 1st from Dom below.Ugh Sorry guys, only like pics of dank breasts n ladies booty.Cool


what was in the note...
*SNIP*
idk where I got it, but I had forgotten I had it
rip
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#19 - 2017-05-21 13:18:17 UTC
I'm pleased by his thoughtful use of annotation. Just in case nobody knew what it was.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#20 - 2017-05-21 13:20:58 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Max Trix
*SNIP*


Gaskets, they were blown.

I'm still awaiting the promised legal action from his hotshot lawyers.

Oh, the agony. The suspense.

Lol

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

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