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The Sack of Romi

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Lew Dicrous
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#381 - 2017-06-16 02:59:34 UTC
You two get a room.

It burns when I PVP

Kaely Tanniss
Black Hydra Consortium.
#382 - 2017-06-16 03:44:29 UTC
Lew Dicrous wrote:
You two get a room.


Not a chance.

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

Lew Dicrous
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#383 - 2017-06-16 03:47:33 UTC
INB4 Vipsan drowns out yet another of my sardonically witty quips....

It burns when I PVP

Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#384 - 2017-06-16 03:53:14 UTC
Elevators, hotel rooms - any time spent with Fredo Tanniss is gay. Roll


Prefer to blow her friends stuff up. Lol
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Lew Dicrous
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#385 - 2017-06-16 03:57:22 UTC
Well, as much as I respect your "vendetta" against VMG (no pun intended,) you've been shouting over some of my best forum-based comedic roasting in years. I mean, it's not easy coming up with literary wrecking shots for every blue-donut post that pops up but I'm trying.

Help a brother out!

It burns when I PVP

Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#386 - 2017-06-16 04:02:03 UTC
There, gave you another like Lew. Keep them lines rollin.Smile
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Kaely Tanniss
Black Hydra Consortium.
#387 - 2017-06-16 04:24:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Kaely Tanniss
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
Elevators, hotel rooms - any time spent with Fredo Tanniss is gay. Roll


Prefer to blow her friends stuff up. Lol


Gotta get off the forums to do that sweetheart..

So when are gonna come pay me a visit in game? Never I suspect. All bark and no bite..typical.

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#388 - 2017-06-16 09:48:21 UTC
Use a locator agent darl, but hey that's what mercs do. ShockedRoll

After destroying your friends POCO's Nitshe parked himself in your VMG Bat Cave in Jita. He said something about putting you over his knee an giving you a good thrashing, but Fredo Tanniss is never INgame to give a spanking to. Said he was going to deal out the spanking to one of your friends AGAIN.Blink

I know intellectual light-weight Khrom, has hired you to put out VMG fires on the Forums like Henny Penny, but you gotta spend some INgame time to follow thru on idle threats sweatheart.Pirate






SmileSmileSmile
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Omar Alharazaad
Spectrum Reborn
#389 - 2017-06-16 10:05:11 UTC
I think by 'get a room' he meant to pick one thread for your rolling verbal brawl and stick to it... instead of dragging your asses across every thread that one of you happens to post in.

It's getting kind of silly.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Kaely Tanniss
Black Hydra Consortium.
#390 - 2017-06-16 10:07:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Kaely Tanniss
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
Use a locator agent darl, but hey that's what mercs do. ShockedRoll

After destroying your friends POCO's Nitshe parked himself in your VMG Bat Cave in Jita. He said something about putting you over his knee an giving you a good thrashing, but Fredo Tanniss is never INgame to give a spanking to. Said he was going to deal out the spanking to one of your friends AGAIN.Blink

I know intellectual light-weight Khrom, has hired you to put out VMG fires on the Forums like Henny Penny, but you gotta spend some INgame time to follow thru on idle threats sweatheart.Pirate






SmileSmileSmile


If you don't see me in game, you yourself must not be in game. I have this thing called a job and family..yet I still manage to get on almost every day. I also kill more in a day than you (who has no kb) and Nitshe (yes, you again) have borth killed combined this entire year. So yeah, tell me how bad ass you are again? Customs offices...shooting things that don't shoot back..yet you critcize CODE and mercs..there's a word for that sweetie. I'll let you and your "intellect " figure it out. Roll

I have better targets to hunt than you. Yet I suspect your mouth is bigger than your balls. You know how to find me should you feel the need to get dominated. Twisted

@omar..take a wild guess who looks at my posts just so he can comment. I belong here in this and other threafs pretaining to alluance business. He just comes here seeking relevance he can't get elsewhere. Pirate

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#391 - 2017-06-16 11:47:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Vipsan Agrippa
Kaely Tanniss wrote:
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
Use a locator agent darl, but hey that's what mercs do. ShockedRoll

After destroying your friends POCO's Nitshe parked himself in your VMG Bat Cave in Jita. He said something about putting you over his knee an giving you a good thrashing, but Fredo Tanniss is never INgame to give a spanking to. Said he was going to deal out the spanking to one of your friends AGAIN.Blink

I know intellectual light-weight Khrom, has hired you to put out VMG fires on the Forums like Henny Penny, but you gotta spend some INgame time to follow thru on idle threats sweatheart.Pirate






SmileSmileSmile


If you don't see me in game, you yourself must not be in game. I have this thing called a job and family..yet I still manage to get on almost every day. I also kill more in a day than you (who has no kb) and Nitshe (yes, you again) have borth killed combined this entire year. So yeah, tell me how bad ass you are again? Customs offices...shooting things that don't shoot back..yet you critcize CODE and mercs..there's a word for that sweetie. I'll let you and your "intellect " figure it out. Roll

I have better targets to hunt than you. Yet I suspect your mouth is bigger than your balls. You know how to find me should you feel the need to get dominated. Twisted

@omar..take a wild guess who looks at my posts just so he can comment. I belong here in this and other threafs pretaining to alluance business. He just comes here seeking relevance he can't get elsewhere. Pirate




Men are not noted for multitasking, but; Some of us can run a family, career, punch out a weekly word quota for their PhD and manage 5 accounts and 15 Toons. And yes I've prob got more real kills spread over the 15 than you sweat-heart. But who's counting.Roll ( does shooting the same pod over ten times add up or is it just autistic, like ganking. )

You wardecced me, I responded by killing 9 of your alliance POCO's. Now you say I'm not worth hunting, maybe because you're not a merc.

You are by your actions a Ganker and are now a member of Eve's largest scamming alliance. So what makes you relevant??

I am the token Carebear on C&P (Veers evil replacement ). You are the token what...........?Blink
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Omar Alharazaad
Spectrum Reborn
#392 - 2017-06-16 13:02:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Omar Alharazaad
Oi. I don't care who started it.
I don't care who's right.
If you two don't cut it out in here I'm gonna turn this thing around.
You know what that means?
NOBODY GETS ANY ICE CREAM!

Christ.
I'm gonna have to take Mortlake and a ten gallon bucket of lube to the petting zoo just to get the taste of adulting out of my mouth now.

Also Vipsan, there is no replacement for Veers. Lucas Kell came close, until you realized he was just arguing for the sake of arguing. Veers really cared and was fully convinced he was right. That level of stubborn wrong-mindedness just doesn't come around but hardly ever... it is to be treasured. A windmill worthy of tilting at.
I really do hope he's doing okay.

Kaely: I'm not questioning the validity of your presence either, both of you hare your opinions and whatnot. My grumbles are akin to Lew's. The back and forth is detracting from the delightful bonfire that was lit as we rode off into the dark. Also, I still haven't figured out how to lay my hands on that bag of nickels... that's serious beer money.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
#393 - 2017-06-16 14:50:09 UTC
Someone said 'lube'.

Hi.

I'm ready.

I hope you like squid, because I brought a bucket.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#394 - 2017-06-16 16:43:15 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Oi. I don't care who started it.
I don't care who's right.
If you two don't cut it out in here I'm gonna turn this thing around.
You know what that means?
NOBODY GETS ANY ICE CREAM!

Christ.
I'm gonna have to take Mortlake and a ten gallon bucket of lube to the petting zoo just to get the taste of adulting out of my mouth now.

Also Vipsan, there is no replacement for Veers. Lucas Kell came close, until you realized he was just arguing for the sake of arguing. Veers really cared and was fully convinced he was right. That level of stubborn wrong-mindedness just doesn't come around but hardly ever... it is to be treasured. A windmill worthy of tilting at.
I really do hope he's doing okay.

Kaely: I'm not questioning the validity of your presence either, both of you hare your opinions and whatnot. My grumbles are akin to Lew's. The back and forth is detracting from the delightful bonfire that was lit as we rode off into the dark. Also, I still haven't figured out how to lay my hands on that bag of nickels... that's serious beer money.



Thx for shutting Kaely up.

However, Lew has no issue with me as per his delightful email after his post ( ref our common interest ). Seems you have a soft on for a former team mate.

As this is Ralphs thread and he just mailed me to "continue shitting up my thread mate" ( or words to that effect ), Omar bash your sentiments up your ass or go start your own thread. ( with all due respect )

When a self confessed womyn, calls you out making specific reference to your testicles it is obligatory to respond, unless you're from planet eunuch. And respond I will, cause I have mighty heavy testicles almost large enough to require carrying in a wheelbarrow before me. My balls are said to be so huge they have their own gravitational pull. Hence Fredo's attraction towards my posts. I don't blame her, just don't agree with much she blabbers.

Clear that up Omar? Blink
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#395 - 2017-06-16 17:05:53 UTC
to clarify, im not endorsing any arguments here beyond my own ,
Omar's free to shite the thread up right back at you ,
such is the nature if a gin soaked thread like this.
Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#396 - 2017-06-16 17:12:32 UTC
Thank you for your eloquent clarification and await Omars rejoinder. Blink
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#397 - 2017-06-16 17:25:21 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
to clarify, im not endorsing any arguments here beyond my own ,
Omar's free to shite the thread up right back at you ,
such is the nature if a gin soaked thread like this.




Your use of the term "gin-soaked" triggered a flashback. FYI

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Kaely Tanniss
Black Hydra Consortium.
#398 - 2017-06-16 17:27:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Kaely Tanniss
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Oi. I don't care who started it.
I don't care who's right.
If you two don't cut it out in here I'm gonna turn this thing around.
You know what that means?
NOBODY GETS ANY ICE CREAM!

Christ.
I'm gonna have to take Mortlake and a ten gallon bucket of lube to the petting zoo just to get the taste of adulting out of my mouth now.

Also Vipsan, there is no replacement for Veers. Lucas Kell came close, until you realized he was just arguing for the sake of arguing. Veers really cared and was fully convinced he was right. That level of stubborn wrong-mindedness just doesn't come around but hardly ever... it is to be treasured. A windmill worthy of tilting at.
I really do hope he's doing okay.

Kaely: I'm not questioning the validity of your presence either, both of you hare your opinions and whatnot. My grumbles are akin to Lew's. The back and forth is detracting from the delightful bonfire that was lit as we rode off into the dark. Also, I still haven't figured out how to lay my hands on that bag of nickels... that's serious beer money.


It's all good Omar..I have him blocked now so I no longer have to endure his mindless vitriol. Lol

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#399 - 2017-06-16 17:33:44 UTC
Fat lot of good your post did Omar. What? Something something last word. Roll
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Omar Alharazaad
Spectrum Reborn
#400 - 2017-06-17 05:44:15 UTC
No time for witty rejoinders.
Apparently Koalas are pretty spry when sufficiently motivated.
I did not know this.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.