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Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#1 - 2017-05-10 12:27:35 UTC
Similar to ms Valate [I always forget, is it supreme Arch Doctor?] I have noticed a trend and identified a need.

If you're reading a thread and feel a requirement to post a threat which you lack the means, authority or actual wherewithal to carry out, (Such as glassing an entire system) please post it here so that people know to treat it with the correct amount of gravity.

I, Halcyon Ember, hereby declare that I will hug Elsebeth Rhiannon.

Queen of Chocolate
Elsebeth Rhiannon
Gradient
Electus Matari
#2 - 2017-05-10 12:39:04 UTC
Halcyon Ember wrote:
I, Halcyon Ember, hereby declare that I will hug Elsebeth Rhiannon.

You have a death wish or something?
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#3 - 2017-05-10 12:46:49 UTC
Elsebeth Rhiannon wrote:
Halcyon Ember wrote:
I, Halcyon Ember, hereby declare that I will hug Elsebeth Rhiannon.

You have a death wish or something?

Don't go offtopic. This is a thread for Idle Threats. Not actual ones.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Morgana Tsukiyo
Samsara Dynamics
#4 - 2017-05-10 13:10:35 UTC
Are you trying to condense 99% of the IGS communication in a single place?

Join Project Transcendence.

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Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#5 - 2017-05-10 13:12:26 UTC
Morgana Tsukiyo wrote:
Are you trying to condense 99% of the IGS communication in a single place?

I believe strongly in an efficient approach to problems.

Queen of Chocolate
Mizhara Del'thul
Kyn'aldrnari
#6 - 2017-05-10 13:17:18 UTC
Don't listen to this negativity. It's the worst kept secret of the Matari that Elsebeth doth protest too much but then just squees and titters when hugged without warning or permission. Especially by Imperials. I wholeheartedly recommend trying it out.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#7 - 2017-05-10 13:32:30 UTC
I WILL SEE THE MAKERS OF (Insert Produce Here) BROUGHT TO THEIR KNEES FOR THEIR CRIMES! (Insert Product Here) IS AN OFFENSE AND A TRAVESTY TO ALL RIGHT=THINKING PEOPLE IN THE CLUSTER!!!
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#8 - 2017-05-10 13:39:46 UTC
Mizhara Del'thul wrote:
Don't listen to this negativity. It's the worst kept secret of the Matari that Elsebeth doth protest too much but then just squees and titters when hugged without warning or permission. Especially by Imperials. I wholeheartedly recommend trying it out.


I wouldn't consider Ms. Ember an imperial.

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Arrendis
TK Corp
#9 - 2017-05-10 14:09:46 UTC
We could idly threaten to consider her one?
Elsebeth Rhiannon
Gradient
Electus Matari
#10 - 2017-05-10 14:26:10 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Don't go offtopic. This is a thread for Idle Threats. Not actual ones.

Contrary to legends of my personality, I do not really actually kill people for trying to hug me.
Mizhara Del'thul
Kyn'aldrnari
#11 - 2017-05-10 14:30:49 UTC
I had two arms once.
Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#12 - 2017-05-10 14:32:53 UTC
Mizhara Del'thul wrote:
I had two arms once.

The context of this statement makes me want to go out on a limb interpreting it.

Queen of Chocolate
Elsebeth Rhiannon
Gradient
Electus Matari
#13 - 2017-05-10 15:11:06 UTC
Mizhara Del'thul wrote:
I had two arms once.

Fact.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#14 - 2017-05-10 15:12:17 UTC
Mizhara Del'thul wrote:
I had two arms once.


And now you have a taser. Don't you think for even one moment that I don't know you consider that an upgrade! It's provided you hours of amusement!
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
SL33PERS
#15 - 2017-05-10 15:17:22 UTC
Is this where I threaten people that I'm going to plant my stiletto's heel in their face?
Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#16 - 2017-05-10 15:19:48 UTC
Ria Nieyli wrote:
Is this where I threaten people that I'm going to plant my stiletto's heel in their face?

Provided that it is unrealistic that you will follow through with said action.

Queen of Chocolate
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#17 - 2017-05-10 19:02:59 UTC
What about threats that I'm unwilling to carry out?
...
You know what, not asking for approval. Anyone objecting will find out exactly how torturous it can be to wait for a pacifist's wrath.
...
Oh ****...I kinda ****** this up, didn't I?

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Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2017-05-10 19:19:27 UTC
Breaking News: Miner War in Highsec!

The time for talk is over!

Nereuses at dawn!

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Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
SL33PERS
#19 - 2017-05-10 21:29:34 UTC
Halcyon Ember wrote:
Ria Nieyli wrote:
Is this where I threaten people that I'm going to plant my stiletto's heel in their face?

Provided that it is unrealistic that you will follow through with said action.


Context is present.
Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
#20 - 2017-05-10 21:36:33 UTC
Does it count as an idle threat when I plan to make Fitzhugh as my husband?

Because he will be.. I promise you that.

Love you Fitz. <3

We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.
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