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We win at everything we do evening losing.. Nullsec PvP

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Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2017-05-05 01:03:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Zeus Twelth
What ho, capsuleer!

Have you, perchance, ever thought to yourself, “There just aren't enough exploding ships in my life”? Well, your answer to that ever-burning enigma may lie deep within the reaches of null-security space, with the ragtag bunch of space pornography addicts “widely” known as Shattered Chaos. Y'see, we're in Deklein. Not quite in that massive space archipelago-****, but around the area of the balls. That's appropriate, because it is our job to swim around and seriously **** up other people's weeks. That means PVP. Now, what kind of pew pew, you might ask? Well, we got carriers, dreads, blopdroppin', there's nothing we aren't afraid to undock, because anyone can tell you bigger is better. Most of us are from 'Murica, or that syrup-chuggin', puck-flingin' pansy-ass province to the north, so you know we do big.

WHAT WE WANT FROM YOU.
-First, alliance ops or coalition ops. Ain't no shortage roundabouts here, and we ain't afraid to ride yo ass about getting in fleet if we see you rattin'.
-You gotta be able to talk to complete strangers on the Internet. We wanna hear your beautiful voice, so we got Teamspeak and Discord.
-You gotta know how to PVP. There ain't no place for you here if all you can do is fly mining barges and squeal about how you got tackled.

WHAT YOU GET IN RETURN.
-Kitchen sink fleets. Yes, FC says you can bring your Drake, but if that don't work out, we got free t1 cruisers ready to go. These ain't as common as the alliance PVP though.
-Access to all the ratting and mining space you can shake an Iteron at. We've got in-corp mining boosts, or you could just pop on over to one of the alliance fleets for your salty mineral love.
-And if you find the taste of all those ores appalling, we'll buy em all off you for a good price, and ice too.
-The constant company of some beautiful spacemen who.... Get lonely, out among these cold, lifeless stars... You know, even exotic dancers lose their charm after a while.... *sniffs*
-When your ship invariably gets popped, and your corpse left floating in space to warm the night of another capsuleer, don't fret! We've got money in place to ensure you're back out there pew pewin' as fast as possible, especially for alliance fleets.

If any of this sounds like the best goddamn space party this side of Jita, you can either send your love and evemails to the adorable Zeus Twelth, Foxeye Brooks, or join Chaos Recruits in game.
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2017-05-06 14:53:07 UTC
Bump
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2017-05-07 16:21:38 UTC
bump
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2017-05-09 00:32:56 UTC
Bump
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2017-05-12 01:45:27 UTC
Still recruiting.
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2017-05-12 23:39:50 UTC
Bump
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2017-05-13 17:08:10 UTC
still recruiting
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2017-05-14 21:08:06 UTC
Need more space nerds
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2017-05-16 23:21:29 UTC
Still looking for active pvp pilots
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2017-05-17 22:55:18 UTC
Need more nerds. Bear
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2017-05-20 13:28:58 UTC
Bump
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2017-05-21 18:03:20 UTC
Looking for space nerds
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2017-05-25 01:08:38 UTC
Daily bump
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2017-05-26 01:13:33 UTC
bump
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2017-05-27 16:36:47 UTC
bump
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2017-06-04 01:10:11 UTC
Still recruiting
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2017-06-07 23:25:10 UTC
Bump
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2017-06-11 14:55:28 UTC
Bumping
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2017-07-01 13:53:56 UTC
bump
Zeus Twelth
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2017-07-02 22:40:12 UTC
Bump
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