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Capsuleers for Charity: A Fundraising Auction [ENDED]

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Ashlar Vellum
Esquire Armaments
#141 - 2017-04-22 21:37:48 UTC
2.1 billion (2,100,000,000) on Captain Daphiti.
Reginald Sakakibara
Banana-Republic.
Shadow Cartel
#142 - 2017-04-22 22:57:12 UTC
2.5 Billion (2,500,000,000) for Captain Maria Daphiti.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#143 - 2017-04-23 04:10:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Aria Jenneth
So-- I'm curious, Ms. Phelps: what was the target you had in mind for this fundraiser? 100 million? 500 million? A billion? A billion and a half?

I'm just curious how far Maria Daphiti's already overshot it all by herself.

(I wonder if any of us can possibly catch up....)
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#144 - 2017-04-23 12:09:40 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:

(I wonder if any of us can possibly catch up....)


"The dark swirls in the eyes of the Achuran, a godless void into which the Chosen swoons."
Morgana Tsukiyo
Samsara Dynamics
#145 - 2017-04-23 12:18:05 UTC
Nauplius wrote:

"The dark swirls in the eyes of the Achuran, a godless void into which the Chosen swoons."


Oh you sir appear to have a thing for Achurans! Tell me, do you get on your knees a lot to pray and attone for all the dirty things that cross your mind and make your body get all warm and the flesh tempted with sweating and blood flowing to parts you prefer would stay quiet?

You should definetly release some of that tension.

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Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#146 - 2017-04-23 12:21:21 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:

(I wonder if any of us can possibly catch up....)


"The dark swirls in the eyes of the Achuran, a godless void into which the Chosen swoons."


If I'm spoiling your attempts to woo ms Jenneth and possibly propose to her, do let me know...

Queen of Chocolate

Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#147 - 2017-04-23 12:29:05 UTC
Morgana Tsukiyo wrote:
Nauplius wrote:

"The dark swirls in the eyes of the Achuran, a godless void into which the Chosen swoons."


Oh you sir appear to have a thing for Achurans! Tell me, do you get on your knees a lot to pray and attone for all the dirty things that cross your mind and make your body get all warm and the flesh tempted with sweating and blood flowing to parts you prefer would stay quiet?

You should definetly release some of that tension.


You apparently missed his last series dedicated to the Vherokior.

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell

Morgana Tsukiyo
Samsara Dynamics
#148 - 2017-04-23 12:35:48 UTC
Lasairiona Raske wrote:

You apparently missed his last series dedicated to the Vherokior.


I have a section of my library dedicated to the angst and tension that certain religions have regarding their dicotomy of soul x flesh and how this behaviour manifests regarding intimacy and sexuality.

Seems like there´s material here for my own book.

Go naughty (with due consent) on her Nauplius! Your flesh wouldn´t be yearning if it weren´t made for it.

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Morgana Tsukiyo
Samsara Dynamics
#149 - 2017-04-23 12:38:53 UTC
Halcyon Ember wrote:

If I'm spoiling your attempts to woo ms Jenneth and possibly propose to her, do let me know...


Why not both? Blink

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Coulter Phelps
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#150 - 2017-04-23 12:46:34 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
So-- I'm curious, Ms. Phelps: what was the target you had in mind for this fundraiser?


I never really had a specific target in mind. The results have exceeded my expectations, however!

Nauplius wrote:
"Small and bony be the hugs of the Achuran: she elbows your slaves out from you."

"Cold and clammy be the hands of the Achuran: she suffers your affections in silence."

"Ghostly green be the skin of the Achuran: she haunts your jealousies and unquiets your desire."

"The dark swirls in the eyes of the Achuran, a godless void into which the Chosen swoons."


Shitted up be the threads of the Khanid, for even her own people know not when to cease with the blasted rhetoric.

Thank you for your attempted contributions, but please leave the creeper quotes out of the thread.

Colt.

Morgana Tsukiyo
Samsara Dynamics
#151 - 2017-04-23 12:52:11 UTC
Coulter Phelps wrote:

Thank you for your attempted contributions, but please leave the creeper quotes out of the thread.



I must say i found them.... cute. Shocked

He is trying you know.... Must be a lot of pressure to balance all the religious upbringing and his desires.

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Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#152 - 2017-04-23 12:54:54 UTC
Morgana Tsukiyo wrote:
Halcyon Ember wrote:

If I'm spoiling your attempts to woo ms Jenneth and possibly propose to her, do let me know...


Why not both? Blink


Both what?

Queen of Chocolate

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#153 - 2017-04-23 13:40:27 UTC
Morgana Tsukiyo wrote:
Tell me, do you get on your knees a lot to pray and attone for all the dirty things that cross your mind and make your body get all warm and the flesh tempted with sweating and blood flowing to parts you prefer would stay quiet?


No. And you are gross to think about such things.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#154 - 2017-04-23 13:47:56 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
And you are gross to think about such things.


Spirits below, Napkins, what are you, six?
Ashlar Vellum
Esquire Armaments
#155 - 2017-04-23 19:29:32 UTC
2.6 billion (2,600,000,000) on Ms. Daphiti.
Reginald Sakakibara
Banana-Republic.
Shadow Cartel
#156 - 2017-04-23 20:27:24 UTC
3 Billion (3,000,000,000) ISK for Captain Maria Daphiti.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#157 - 2017-04-23 22:21:42 UTC
You gentlemen do get that you're basically bidding on a pleasant dinner or something with her, right?
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#158 - 2017-04-23 22:50:52 UTC
At this rate they're betting on a can of baked beans and one boiled potato with her because that's all they'll be able to afford.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Reginald Sakakibara
Banana-Republic.
Shadow Cartel
#159 - 2017-04-23 22:57:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Reginald Sakakibara
The honor of Captain Daphiti's presence is priceless.
Charles Cambridge Schmidt
Nadire Security Consultants
Federation Peacekeepers
#160 - 2017-04-24 01:37:03 UTC
10 ISK on Charles Cambridge Schmidt.

I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me.