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Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#121 - 2017-04-21 22:59:11 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Be honest, Aria - you ARE pretty angular.


Maybe by Civire standards (which might apply some since I'm half Civire, but still). I'm still basically person-shaped; it's not like I've got extra angles to poke people with if I hug them or like I grew a set of bone-grafted barbs to threaten Mr. Nauplius's internal organs with abrupt and violent puncturing unless he turned a bunch of people over!

He offered to turn over the people in his custody in exchange for a hug. I accepted. I didn't even hug him with my elbows! If I'm hugging somebody, my elbows poke out!
Thaila Lemrenoy
MHE Industries
Cybernetica
#122 - 2017-04-21 23:02:25 UTC
200 million on the pretty Lasairiona.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#123 - 2017-04-21 23:41:11 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Be honest, Aria - you ARE pretty angular.


Maybe by Civire standards (which might apply some since I'm half Civire, but still). I'm still basically person-shaped; it's not like I've got extra angles to poke people with if I hug them or like I grew a set of bone-grafted barbs to threaten Mr. Nauplius's internal organs with abrupt and violent puncturing unless he turned a bunch of people over!

He offered to turn over the people in his custody in exchange for a hug. I accepted. I didn't even hug him with my elbows! If I'm hugging somebody, my elbows poke out!


Madam, not all of these aphorisms need be taken so literally. Perhaps this next one ought to be, though:

"Cold and clammy be the hands of the Achuran: she suffers your affections in silence."
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#124 - 2017-04-22 00:34:05 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Madam, not all of these aphorisms need be taken so literally. Perhaps this next one ought to be, though:

"Cold and clammy be the hands of the Achuran: she suffers your affections in silence."


. . . .

Small and bony, cold and clammy ...

... Mr. Nauplius, you're trying to keep people from bidding on me any further, aren't you?
Loai Qerl
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#125 - 2017-04-22 00:38:44 UTC
Haaaaaaaaa, the O_O of the Achur is funny. :D

(also, you ARE tiny and bony. The most tiny, and the most bony. You may take it from me however that you are absolutely nothing like any kind of clam, which are soft and prone to panic fits when you bother them.)
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#126 - 2017-04-22 00:52:28 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
Madam, not all of these aphorisms need be taken so literally. Perhaps this next one ought to be, though:

"Cold and clammy be the hands of the Achuran: she suffers your affections in silence."


. . . .

Small and bony, cold and clammy ...

... Mr. Nauplius, you're trying to keep people from bidding on me any further, aren't you?


Having cold hands and feet is simply a matter of sexual dimorphism, Aria. You can't help that.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#127 - 2017-04-22 01:36:09 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
Madam, not all of these aphorisms need be taken so literally. Perhaps this next one ought to be, though:

"Cold and clammy be the hands of the Achuran: she suffers your affections in silence."


. . . .

Small and bony, cold and clammy ...

... Mr. Nauplius, you're trying to keep people from bidding on me any further, aren't you?


Having cold hands and feet is simply a matter of sexual dimorphism, Aria. You can't help that.


Being female might mean I run a little cooler, Pieter. It does not make me an amphibian. Also, he's saying it's because I'm an Achur.
Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#128 - 2017-04-22 07:16:43 UTC
Nauplius, I must ask you desist from using this thread for whatever those are again.

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell
Ashlar Vellum
Esquire Armaments
#129 - 2017-04-22 10:50:46 UTC
1.6 billion (1,600,000,000) on Captain Daphiti.
Reginald Sakakibara
Banana-Republic.
Shadow Cartel
#130 - 2017-04-22 12:57:38 UTC
2 billion (2,000,000,000) on Captain Maria Daphiti.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#131 - 2017-04-22 13:03:17 UTC
650 Million on Aria Jenneth.

"Ghostly green be the skin of the Achuran: she haunts your jealousies and unquiets your desire."
Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#132 - 2017-04-22 13:10:20 UTC
700 Million, Aria Jenneth

Queen of Chocolate
Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#133 - 2017-04-22 13:11:21 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
650 Million on Aria Jenneth.

"Ghostly green be the skin of the Achuran: she haunts your jealousies and unquiets your desire."


Start another post with these.

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#134 - 2017-04-22 13:27:46 UTC
Lasairiona Raske wrote:

Start another post with these.


Fine, fine. *mumbles*
Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#135 - 2017-04-22 13:31:04 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Lasairiona Raske wrote:

Start another post with these.


Fine, fine. *mumbles*


Behave :-)

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#136 - 2017-04-22 15:12:15 UTC
So ... I'm eerie to the point of more or less spectral, therefore cute?

That's a little sweet, even if I have mixed feelings about being described in such a way....
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#137 - 2017-04-22 18:43:01 UTC
Ashlar Vellum wrote:
1.6 billion (1,600,000,000) on Captain Daphiti.

Reginald Sakakibara wrote:
2 billion (2,000,000,000) on Captain Maria Daphiti.


Just puttin' this out there, but I'm now more affordable than she is...

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Mizhara Del'thul
Kyn'aldrnari
#138 - 2017-04-22 18:51:21 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
Just puttin' this out there, but I'm now more affordable than she is...


I'll buy you a steak and bring a sixpack of clan brewed beer, if you cook it shirtless over a fire. Does that count?
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#139 - 2017-04-22 19:11:41 UTC
Mizhara Del'thul wrote:
Stitcher wrote:
Just puttin' this out there, but I'm now more affordable than she is...


I'll buy you a steak and bring a sixpack of clan brewed beer, if you cook it shirtless over a fire. Does that count?


Dammit, you know I'd go way further than that for some of that clan brew.

but I have a school full of children to help massively over-fund.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Mizhara Del'thul
Kyn'aldrnari
#140 - 2017-04-22 19:21:57 UTC
Mmm. Man of principle with the will to turn down some clan brew for them?

Hot.