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Federation mating rituals.
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Bjorn Tyrson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2017-03-06 02:30:40 UTC
Franky I never did understand why so many people seem so Damn obsessed with what other people do in the bedroom.

So long as they ain't dragging you into it against your will who gives a damn how they get their rocks off?

Personally the only genitals I give a damn about are my own, and those of the person or people it might be coming in contact with in the near future.
Ria NieyIi
#22 - 2017-03-06 02:34:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Ria NieyIi
Ewwww, gross! That's so vulgar.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2017-03-06 03:10:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Oland Jan wrote:
While Sebiestor and born in the 'Republic', I live in the Federation. I knew it was a wise decision! Thou we Matar do have a similar custom, of course, Ms. Kim involves more leather and ....


As far as I had experienced it, it involves being clung to for hours, the forceful removal of clothes, getting dragged into bed, crying like beasts and being unable to move when morning comes due to aching hips, severe exhaustion and being clung to. Also nibbles. Very visible bite marks.

Sometimes spanners and screwdrivers are involved.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Bjorn Tyrson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2017-03-06 03:54:45 UTC
Minmatar mating customs can be more akin to a professional sport... or gladiator combat if it's getting really good or Brutor are involved.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#25 - 2017-03-06 05:56:19 UTC
Trii Seo wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:

Pathetic brutor, all you can do is spread slanders. Unlike primitive folks like you, I don't need any indecency-related devices.


Calm down, Kimmie - pretty much everyone knows about your collection of rubber missiles.

That wobble.

An addendum - this thread has seen Lasa on one side with Miz.

Now I agree with Ayallah.

It is as if Kimmie is an agent of the Gallente, here to spread the idea of unity, peace and love - even among those whose factions are bitter enemies.

Keep up the good work, the President is - no doubt - proud.

It's really pathetic state of affairs when enemies are so desperate in trying to object with anything, but can't find even a single coherent thought to say against the proposed message. And they resort, like this Ayallah or Trii Seo to just spew out some lies about author instead of objecting ideas.

What's the plan of you both? To become known as clowns to whole IGS?..

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#26 - 2017-03-06 08:08:45 UTC
I do believe we may be choosing to object the author on the ground of blatant racism. Or perhaps ranting. Or maybe both.

I don't know exactly. It's a kind of... hands-tied operation here, given posting communication recordings is prohibited.

However, on account of about twenty events during which Kimmie waved said rubber missiles in people's faces, even used the words, to quote:

"You can't run, you can't hide... it will reach you! And... BOOM!"


While wobbling the tip into the camera I'm inclined to believe that she does, indeed, own those and it's not a lie.

Also, September 15th last year - she does admit to owning a crate.

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph
morion
Lighting Build
#27 - 2017-03-06 08:34:47 UTC  |  Edited by: morion
i also recall in mid YC.118 rubber missile openly discussed on IGS coms
some blushing
also learned term dead pans
nothing recent i stopped visiting the channel
do to poor post quality and trollish participation
"rubber missile" used metaphorically is lost on me
use a crystal ball during meditation fly a magical space unicorn
have a goat for yard work and angels visit us in our dreams

when federation citizens attempt mating their farm raised livestock
animal rights activist may be chanting kim's slogan though

THIS IS WHY THE FEDERATION MUST BE DESTROYED !!!

alas no one chants it better than Kim herself

she brain burned into my mind so deep i cant cut the slogan from my head

Mom: "shower regularly to avoid being filthy"
" make good choices"
Natheniel
Kurupt.
Sedition.
#28 - 2017-03-06 18:58:05 UTC
Diana, have you even had sex?

"Life is as a storm, one must be prepared for the hardship and scorn. But with in this is a light, one for which we must fight. For hope is our weapon and our dreams are our shield. When fully armed we can not be felled from the field."
Tristan Valentina
Moira.
#29 - 2017-03-07 01:27:36 UTC
"Mating ritual" implies that we do the same thing every time. I take direct offence to this notion us savage freedom loving barbarians would ever mate in anyway that would be considered a "ritual". We are far to imaginative for such a bore.

Come back to Vlil and stay a while sometime Commander. We have tons of Minmatar who will gladly let you try, and show us our place.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2017-03-07 02:13:57 UTC
morion wrote:
i also recall in mid YC.118 rubber missile openly discussed on IGS coms
some blushing
also learned term dead pans
nothing recent i stopped visiting the channel
do to poor post quality and trollish participation
"rubber missile" used metaphorically is lost on me
use a crystal ball during meditation fly a magical space unicorn
have a goat for yard work and angels visit us in our dreams

when federation citizens attempt mating their farm raised livestock
animal rights activist may be chanting kim's slogan though

THIS IS WHY THE FEDERATION MUST BE DESTROYED !!!

alas no one chants it better than Kim herself

she brain burned into my mind so deep i cant cut the slogan from my head

Mom: "shower regularly to avoid being filthy"
" make good choices"


Do you even know the words you are using?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
morion
Lighting Build
#31 - 2017-03-07 04:45:22 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
morion wrote:
i also recall in mid YC.118 rubber missile openly discussed on IGS coms
some blushing
also learned term dead pans
nothing recent i stopped visiting the channel
do to poor post quality and trollish participation
"rubber missile" used metaphorically is lost on me
use a crystal ball during meditation fly a magical space unicorn
have a goat for yard work and angels visit us in our dreams

when federation citizens attempt mating their farm raised livestock
animal rights activist may be chanting kim's slogan though

THIS IS WHY THE FEDERATION MUST BE DESTROYED !!!

alas no one chants it better than Kim herself

she brain burned into my mind so deep i cant cut the slogan from my head

Mom: "shower regularly to avoid being filthy"
" make good choices"


Do you even know the words you are using?

do to poor post quality and trollish participation
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#32 - 2017-03-07 10:50:13 UTC
Trii Seo wrote:
I do believe we may be choosing to object the author on the ground of blatant racism. Or perhaps ranting. Or maybe both.

I don't know exactly. It's a kind of... hands-tied operation here, given posting communication recordings is prohibited.

However, on account of about twenty events during which Kimmie waved said rubber missiles in people's faces, even used the words, to quote:

"You can't run, you can't hide... it will reach you! And... BOOM!"


While wobbling the tip into the camera I'm inclined to believe that she does, indeed, own those and it's not a lie.

Also, September 15th last year - she does admit to owning a crate.


I have heard that you had a progressing CDS, claiming one capsuleer to be my copy for quite prolonged time and disturbing conversations in whole channel with your rants. It is quite a pathetic sight what dementia with paranoia can do to humans. And now this...

"- You might be a Gallente agent."
"- No, you are a liar."
"- But you have Caldari weapon models in your quarters..."

Yea, trying to prove your point, that is false from the start, with completely unrelated facts.

Go visit a medbay and treat your issues before replying, or order your clone technicians to check your synapse connections, because it doesn't look like they meet each other ends according to your... "logic".

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#33 - 2017-03-07 10:58:54 UTC
Natheniel wrote:
Diana, have you even had sex?


How dare you ask such a thing?!


Tristan Valentina wrote:
"Mating ritual" implies that we do the same thing every time. I take direct offence to this notion us savage freedom loving barbarians would ever mate in anyway that would be considered a "ritual". We are far to imaginative for such a bore.

Come back to Vlil and stay a while sometime Commander. We have tons of Minmatar who will gladly let you try, and show us our place.

Last time we did, several gallente capital ships went pop and the system became ours. Have you seen my revelation, incinerating gallente hub? It was quite a sight. And that infamous gallente archon named "Vilililire". It looked quite nice after a fight on overview as "Wreck of Virilirierier"

But you know what, I will pass your proposition to the Directorate, maybe we'll come again to cleanse this system from federal infestation more thoroughly.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2017-03-07 11:29:33 UTC
Myxx wrote:
Gallentean hedonism has spread far, far beyond Gallente borders. To think otherwise betrays a deep, deep level of ignorance.


One does ones best.
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2017-03-07 11:42:44 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
...
I can't imagine any civilized society where humans could procreate in such a way like some filthy animals...


You completely misunderstand the point I think. The whole basis of such 'entertainment' is mutual respect. Everybody has their boundaries and these will be adhered to by any and all who participate. Nobody is forced to perform any act or action they do not wish to (some do want this but that's an entirely different thread).

Such a party is as far from being uncivilized as you can get. It has to be by it's very nature.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#36 - 2017-03-07 13:20:30 UTC
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
...
I can't imagine any civilized society where humans could procreate in such a way like some filthy animals...


You completely misunderstand the point I think. The whole basis of such 'entertainment' is mutual respect. Everybody has their boundaries and these will be adhered to by any and all who participate. Nobody is forced to perform any act or action they do not wish to (some do want this but that's an entirely different thread).

Such a party is as far from being uncivilized as you can get. It has to be by it's very nature.

How can you have respect for a savage who can't stick to their own spouse?!

And boundaries?! Boundaries are to be broken. Whom I would be if I always stayed in my comfort zone? Every training is surpassing boundaries, doing what was impossible before, striving to be better, stronger, faster! Where would our society been if nobody was forced and convinced to do act or action they do not wish to do?! Everyone would become just a slob, pursuing own petty interests!

Unacceptable!

That would be a degradation and fall of society! Pushing others through boundaries and forcing others are required mechanisms to maintain civility and civilization.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2017-03-07 15:19:27 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:

How can you have respect for a savage who can't stick to their own spouse?!

And boundaries?! Boundaries are to be broken. Whom I would be if I always stayed in my comfort zone? ...


But here you have a contradiction.

You say boundaries are to be broken and yet you completely reject a gathering where all take part willingly and equally on a basis of respect. Your rejection is based upon the boundaries you still place upon yourself for whatever reason.

This would also apply to your fighting for the Caldari against the Gallente, you seek to enforce and protect one set of arbitrary boundaries from another. By your words you should seek to make those boundaries meaningless within yourself, the Empires do you no favours in any respect. I chose to move to WH space to free myself from those boundaries. Perhaps you need to consider the same to truly push yourself.
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#38 - 2017-03-07 17:19:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Trii Seo
Diana Kim wrote:

I have heard that you had a progressing CDS, claiming one capsuleer to be my copy for quite prolonged time and disturbing conversations in whole channel with your rants. It is quite a pathetic sight what dementia with paranoia can do to humans. And now this...

"- You might be a Gallente agent."
"- No, you are a liar."
"- But you have Caldari weapon models in your quarters..."

Yea, trying to prove your point, that is false from the start, with completely unrelated facts.

Go visit a medbay and treat your issues before replying, or order your clone technicians to check your synapse connections, because it doesn't look like they meet each other ends according to your... "logic".


Pardon me, you use "lies" so many times even my wires get tangled.

You're repeatedly excusing yourself from challenges you've issued on some made-up grounds. Like with Jason Galente.

You're racist towards the Matari and most ethnicities of the Federation (spare for the Intaki, I recall.)

You're the very, very essence of a navy officer from a propaganda holo - only from the other side.

Thus, your very and every cry "glory to the state" is an affront to every man, woman and furrier wearing the uniform.

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph
Ayallah
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2017-03-07 17:38:59 UTC
She makes these threads so people will argue with her and make her feel like she has some point to existing; so she has someone to talk to and engage her.

Why do you people oblige her?

Goddess of the IGS

As strength goes.
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#40 - 2017-03-07 18:01:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Trii Seo
Ayallah wrote:
She makes these threads so people will argue with her and make her feel like she has some point to existing; so she has someone to talk to and engage her.

Why do you people oblige her?


I dunno. 'cause I felt like it.

When the outcome of the system, in this case - the Kimling making another thread - is impossible to avoid in the grand scheme of things, it's not about stopping her from doing so.

It's about seeing how much amusement can it bring you.

In the long run, a thread of this type will always, eventually crop up and pick up replies, and the plausibility of us stopping it from doing so is miniscule.

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph