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Looking for Amarrian Orgy
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Ameriya
Doomheim
#1 - 2017-03-03 15:29:14 UTC
So, I've done plenty of things in my life, but the one thing that I've not done is the proper Amarrian Orgy; you know, like the ones in the holos. So, I thought to myself, "Self, why don't you just post? Surely some Amarr holder will see this and slide you an invitation." So, here I am!

Like I said, looking for a proper one: decadent, luxurious, and elegant.
Sinjin Mokk
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2017-03-03 15:39:37 UTC
Ameriya wrote:
So, I've done plenty of things in my life, but the one thing that I've not done is the proper Amarrian Orgy; you know, like the ones in the holos. So, I thought to myself, "Self, why don't you just post? Surely some Amarr holder will see this and slide you an invitation." So, here I am!

Like I said, looking for a proper one: decadent, luxurious, and elegant.



O how Wicked, O how Vile.


Call me.



"Angels live, they never die, Apart from us, behind the sky. They're fading souls who've turned to ice, So ashen white in paradise."
Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#3 - 2017-03-03 16:14:49 UTC
Been watching racist holos again? And believing them? Wonderful!

In that same spirit, you are far too ugly to ever be invited.

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113
Mizhara Del'thul
Kyn'aldrnari
#4 - 2017-03-03 16:45:21 UTC
From my experience owning (through quite a few different shell companies etc of course) some of the more... underground venues in the Empire, I don't think you have the prerequisite level of class and style they tend to prefer in such matters. Nor the subtlety and discretion.

They might be just as freaky as the rest of New Eden when push comes to shove, but they do appreciate keeping it out of the public eye.

... and without the implied bestiality for that matter.
Yarosara Ruil
#5 - 2017-03-03 16:52:48 UTC
Absolutely disgraceful!
Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#6 - 2017-03-03 17:28:57 UTC
There are 'Amarr' who do those. They'll just probably remove all the fluids from your body after. And I'm not talking about the fun ones.

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu
Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
#7 - 2017-03-03 17:39:47 UTC
Ameriya wrote:
So, I've done plenty of things in my life, but the one thing that I've not done is the proper Amarrian Orgy; you know, like the ones in the holos. So, I thought to myself, "Self, why don't you just post? Surely some Amarr holder will see this and slide you an invitation." So, here I am!

Like I said, looking for a proper one: decadent, luxurious, and elegant.


It is always refreshing when a someone makes inquiries.

I will be happy to grant an audience to discuss such matters off the GalNet.

If I like what I hear I may even consider arranging one.

I may have been stripped of my titles and lands, but this Amarr knows how to have a good time.

Contact me privately if interested.

We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.
Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#8 - 2017-03-03 17:43:11 UTC
There's one now!

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu
Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
#9 - 2017-03-03 17:50:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Casserina Leshrac
I sense envy.

We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.
Templar Thal Vadam
Dark Sefrim Six
Khimi Harar
#10 - 2017-03-03 18:04:04 UTC
One of my younger Ravaen Knights saw this and said "Things are getting lewd my dudes"

They are indeed, they are indeed.
Merchant Rova
Tidal Lock
Vapor-Lock
#11 - 2017-03-03 18:21:37 UTC
Templar Thal Vadam wrote:
my dudes

That dude, like, totally talks like a bro. Absolutly radical.

RIP Merchant Rova's cheekbones, YC118-YC119. Forever in our hearts.
Templar Thal Vadam
Dark Sefrim Six
Khimi Harar
#12 - 2017-03-03 18:25:57 UTC
He's a nice guy. If a bit inexperienced.
Katy Moore
J. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
#13 - 2017-03-03 18:50:02 UTC
If you have to ask for an invite...

You're not the type to be invited.
Luna Hanaya
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2017-03-03 19:15:53 UTC
*gasp*
There's no Such Thing !!

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Sinti Vailatti
Angelis Exploration
#15 - 2017-03-03 19:52:01 UTC
Luna Hanaya wrote:
*gasp*
There's no Such Thing !!



*gasp*

Oh Yes, There Is.

Blink

“Where must we go...we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves?”
Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
#16 - 2017-03-03 20:06:38 UTC
Luna Hanaya wrote:
*gasp*
There's no Such Thing !!


Oh Luna, you're so cute when your innocence shows.

We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#17 - 2017-03-03 21:32:49 UTC
I smell some heresy

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#18 - 2017-03-03 21:40:38 UTC
Hope your really into hardcore S&M. I hear they don't use safe words and the arrangement lasts for a few generations....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
#19 - 2017-03-03 21:46:15 UTC
Heresy?!

Heavens to Betsy I hope so.

It isn't an Orgy without a least a little heresy.

Being a heretic does have its perks.

We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.
Mitara Newelle
Newelle Family
#20 - 2017-03-03 22:02:43 UTC
Down with this sort of thing.

Lady Mitara Newelle of House Sarum, Holder of the Mekhios province of Damnidios Para'nashu, Champion of House Sarum, Sworn Upholder of the Faith, Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Admiral of Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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