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Codex Vaari - Guide to life and faith for residents of Providence

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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#1 - 2017-02-27 16:47:11 UTC
Time for new codex:

This codex will be growing time to time with new information and truths for many things. Some texts are guides how to live righteously, some and useful tips and some text are more scientific.

I aim to ease the life of all who live in our space and guide all members of Proviblock so they can fulfill their duties to God more efficiently. I have gathered vast amount of information during my extremely long life. I also see visions and hear voices who also grant me new knowledge of many things of creation.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#2 - 2017-02-27 16:47:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Vaari
Witch


Witches are female heretics or heathens, whose tongue are extremely poisonous and their malicious intentions are more wicked and deceitful than normal heretics or heathens. Witches often posses powers to spread chaos, discord or even cast minor spells.

Witches are often dirty females, whose unhygienic bodies reek far and wide. Their voice is often described as evil or irritating. Some witches may have wart in their nose.

Proper way to encounter witch is to expose its identity to all and publicly call her a witch. After that witch hunt should be assembled and witch must be either banished from Providence or burn on pyre. If witch is captured alive and can be put on flames, clergyman or woman should be chanting religious text loudly during the time witch is screaming. If witch is allowed to scream freely, she can cast powerful curse on audience. This curse can manifest for example as cloaked red in popular mining system.

Addition 1: Witches have female reproduction organs, and they often try to lure men and females into the lust of sin by promises of pleasures of flesh.

Witches lust for blood, and are often leading small skirmishes against industrious people.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.

Jev North
Doomheim
#3 - 2017-02-27 16:53:21 UTC
Vaari wrote:
Witches lust for blood, and are often leading small skirmishes against industrious people.

Ah, so here's why I couldn't stop sneezing.

Even though our love is cruel; even though our stars are crossed.

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#4 - 2017-02-27 16:55:20 UTC
Notable Persons - Lady Grr


Lady Grr was a glorious hero of the Providence for a long time. She led the CVA fleet to countless victories and her virtuous life was envy of everyone.

During the great devastation of Providence our lady led our fleets against superior enemies without fear. After Providence fell to the AAA she withdraw to the solitary to serve the God.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.

Loai Qerl
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#5 - 2017-02-27 16:57:08 UTC
Lord Vaari! :D

You can't see it, but I'm wearing a shirt with you on it right now. I'm looking forward to these new works so much! :D:D:D:D:D
Gaven Lok'ri
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#6 - 2017-02-27 17:21:15 UTC
Vaari wrote:
Witch


Witches are female heretics or heathens, whose tongue are extremely poisonous and their malicious intentions are more wicked and deceitful than normal heretics or heathens. Witches often posses powers to spread chaos, discord or even cast minor spells.

Witches are often dirty females, whose unhygienic bodies reek far and wide. Their voice is often described as evil or irritating. Some witches may have wart in their nose.

Proper way to encounter witch is to expose its identity to all and publicly call her a witch. After that witch hunt should be assembled and witch must be either banished from Providence or burn on pyre. If witch is captured alive and can be put on flames, clergyman or woman should be chanting religious text loudly during the time witch is screaming. If witch is allowed to scream freely, she can cast powerful curse on audience. This curse can manifest for example as cloaked red in popular mining system.

Addition 1: Witches have female reproduction organs, and they often try to lure men and females into the lust of sin by promises of pleasures of flesh.

Witches lust for blood, and are often leading small skirmishes against industrious people.


This is superstitious claptrap that sounds suspiciously Sanist. Please quit making the Amarrian faith look like something out of a bad Gallente novel.

Admiral of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore 24th Imperial Crusade

Holder. Vassal of the Emperor Family

Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#7 - 2017-02-27 19:00:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Aria Jenneth
Video footage:

The scene opens on candlelit gloom. A tiny figure, swathed all in black, a dark shawl draped over head and face for a cowl, kneels before an outlayed cloth from whose pale surface stares the sigil of an eye drawn as the center of an arcane star, all in black.* She sways and chants in a strange tongue**, pallid hands upraised, then continues to chant as she lifts from beside her a porcelain teacup. She lifts this upwards as though in supplication, then sets it down in the center of the circle as she continues to chant, louder now.

She produces a tattered State Protectorate patch and presses it onto the cloth at the side nearest herself, then dips her fingers into the surrounding dishes, flicking their contents-- dried leaves and powders-- around the circle with sharp, aggressive gestures as the chanting grows more emphatic, then, as the chant reaches a screaming climax, lifts a bowl of some murky substance high before pressing it down upon the patch before her as though to crush it from existence.

She falls silent.

Deft fingers flip back the shawl to reveal Aria's elfin features. She leans forward and picks up the teacup from the circle's center. She takes a sip.

"Damn," she mutters.

The recording ends.








* The attentive may notice that it's a place mat, the circle inscribed in magic marker.


** The litany, for those who trouble to download the software patch needed to translate a specific regional dialect of rural Achuran, goes:

"In the name of slight dimness,
The legions of ineffable mild moodiness,
Whose banner is tinted a middling gray,
Stained with tea too-long-steeped,

"And of the legions of the anxious,
Whose banner is of varrigated and mottled hues,
Speckled with tears of needless worry,
Grant to me this minor spell I seek:

"Oh powers of insufficient photons,
I am wearied and sore beset by the trials
Of using only physics to heat my cup.
The fire singes my fingers now and again;

"The molecules excite too slowly, cool too quickly,
Despite their much-vaunted specific heat.
The tea first burns my lips, then waxes chill.
It vexes me sorely.

"Therefore let this cup of mine be ever blessed
With the perfect temperature,
Be it fresh-brewed or a day stale,
From now until the last star dies in the sky, or at least next Monday.

"In trade to I offer this, owed to those of my blood
By karmic right for cruelties done: An ingrown hair to be bestowed
Upon the hindquarters of Tibus Heth,
To trouble his ghost in eternity.

"By parsley, cardamom, and fennel,
By saffron, mace, and this zesty seven-spice blend,
By the leftovers from last night's vegetable-beef soup,
And by my will: LET IT BE DONE!"
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#8 - 2017-02-27 19:13:59 UTC
God give me strength....

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"

Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#9 - 2017-02-27 19:17:07 UTC
Will this Codex be Available from Reputable Booksellers in the Empire ?

Could I obtain a Signed Copy ?

It may be of Interest to my Differential Analysis of the Amarr Religions.

Sincerely,

Synthia 1.

Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.

It is Written.

Yarosara Ruil
#10 - 2017-02-27 19:59:02 UTC
Ooh! Can I be a witch? Can I? Always wanted to cast spells! And fly in broomsticks! And have a black cat!
Ria NieyIi
#11 - 2017-02-27 20:05:28 UTC
In some regions, you'd be branded a heretic for believing in witches in the first place!
Sterling Blades
Windstalker Security Corp
United Neopian Federation
#12 - 2017-02-27 22:23:59 UTC
While I myself may not follow your religious practices, it is always of interest to me to learn more about other faiths. I'll be watching this for the foreseeable future.

The gods are out there. They watch us. They guide, they manipulate. We rally behind the ones we adore, and rain fire against those who rally behind the ones we hate. The question now is, to whom does your allegiance fall behind, dear Empyreans?

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#13 - 2017-02-27 22:51:04 UTC
I am jealous, Vaari. I have been trying for a long time to persuade Aria to share her knowledge of Achuran occultism with me, but she has refused to do so. But just one post about witches and you get Aria to reveal her tea temperature spell.

I shall be experimenting with this rite, although I shall have to modify it in order to remove the anti-Tibus Heth elements.
morion
Lighting Build
#14 - 2017-02-27 23:12:17 UTC
tea temperature spell

interesting
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#15 - 2017-02-27 23:18:32 UTC
Gaven Lok'ri wrote:
Vaari wrote:
Witch


Witches are female heretics or heathens, whose tongue are extremely poisonous and their malicious intentions are more wicked and deceitful than normal heretics or heathens. Witches often posses powers to spread chaos, discord or even cast minor spells.

Witches are often dirty females, whose unhygienic bodies reek far and wide. Their voice is often described as evil or irritating. Some witches may have wart in their nose.

Proper way to encounter witch is to expose its identity to all and publicly call her a witch. After that witch hunt should be assembled and witch must be either banished from Providence or burn on pyre. If witch is captured alive and can be put on flames, clergyman or woman should be chanting religious text loudly during the time witch is screaming. If witch is allowed to scream freely, she can cast powerful curse on audience. This curse can manifest for example as cloaked red in popular mining system.

Addition 1: Witches have female reproduction organs, and they often try to lure men and females into the lust of sin by promises of pleasures of flesh.

Witches lust for blood, and are often leading small skirmishes against industrious people.


This is superstitious claptrap that sounds suspiciously Sanist. Please quit making the Amarrian faith look like something out of a bad Gallente novel.

As a fan of Gallente novels, I take offense to this. Even the bad ones have more imagination than that.... mostly due to the drugs the authors are on these days.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#16 - 2017-02-28 00:33:00 UTC
Vaari, why do you wear those glasses? Vanity?
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#17 - 2017-02-28 03:01:48 UTC
Evi Polevhia wrote:
Vaari, why do you wear those glasses? Vanity?


Irony, perhaps?
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2017-02-28 03:27:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
I put on my feathered head-dress and wooden death mask and cast 'inferno rage rockets'.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#19 - 2017-02-28 04:20:37 UTC
Know your surroundings - Black holes


Black holes are all that remains of once great, super massive stars who are exploded into supernova thousands of years ago. In supernova event massive explosion crumbles the super massive star into such tiny object, that it tears massive and mysterious hole into creation.

After creation has been severed around the star, so called event horizon is formed, and all that is good and holy is sucked into the black hole. Not even light of most virtuous men can escape beyond the event horizon, for such is the power of the unimaginable gravity of the black hole.

Most notorious black hole in our galaxy is Ginnungagap. It is massive blighted and rotten area in our galaxy and has consumed massive area of God's creation. It is located near minmatar space. A clear proof that their misguided way of life and barbarism is unjust.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#20 - 2017-02-28 04:34:06 UTC
Came expecting something about calling reds when you see them..... left disappointed.
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