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Incompetent Buffoon for CSM XII

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Fek Mercer
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2017-02-12 08:09:48 UTC
You may have gathered by now that I have absolutely nothing special or innovative to contribute to eve! I started eve by going to the forums and complaining about how the game was unfair and broken for alphas, sometime around two months ago. Sp you can rest assured i have little to no experience playing eve.
I have evolved from beyond those dark days into a fully fledged gaypwneer, spending my time flying around in uttter, utter shitfits claiming that i will be the one to break the meta.

Putting me on the CSM will be your guarantee for someone that will push hard for:

- changing wormhole space so that there will only ever be one wormhole open at one time ever in the whole of new eden and it is frigate sized

- having ecm modules be able to affect everyone you lock, rather than just one person at a time.

- introducing 'realistic' flight mechanics into eve in which warping across a system will put you the corresponding amount of time into the future relative to everyone else.

- not being elite being a bannable offense

- multiboxing being a bannable offense

- adding a new mode to T3Ds, in which being in a fleet with other T3Ds using this mode will combine the T3Ds into a gundam.

- mlp skins.

I have neve led a fleet. I have never owned a corp. I have never flown anything larger than a cruiser and I have never flown anything tech 2. I have little to no knowledge of game mechanics and my understanding of solo/small gang pvp does not extend beyond hitting approach and pressing f1. I believe the CSM will benefit from my election and i look forward to my much deserved free trip to iceland. thank you all.
Fek Mercer
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2017-02-12 08:10:55 UTC
reserved for shitposting
Soel Reit
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2017-02-12 17:21:12 UTC
looking forward for the gundam part! Cool
CCP Logibro
C C P Alliance
#4 - 2017-02-14 11:59:28 UTC
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