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BREAKING NEWS: I KISSED A GIRL TODAY

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Xenuria
#1 - 2011-12-27 02:04:39 UTC
I am 22 and she is 21 or something like that.


We went on our first date, my first date with a girl ever.
She kissed me and taught me how to kiss. She planked on top of me and let me hold her.
Then I got really hot and then I was really nervous.
Spaghetti boiled out of my pockets and the speaker system.
Then I burst into treats.


No but srssly.

Held hands with a girl for first time...
Kissed girl for first time...
made out for first time...
Felt great... Life outside EVE Online suddenly has meaning.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2011-12-27 02:07:52 UTC
check back in a week to hear about the first breakup, should be epic now that we have legal drinking age here Big smile

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Xenuria
#3 - 2011-12-27 02:10:37 UTC
We are both really intelligent. Her IQ is almost as high as mine and she already knows 4 different languages fluently. So I think we are a good match.
Atticus Fynch
#4 - 2011-12-27 02:23:56 UTC
You kissed a girl for the first time at 22?

May I ask what is your gender?

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Xenuria
#5 - 2011-12-27 02:26:21 UTC
Atticus Fynch wrote:
You kissed a girl for the first time at 22?

May I ask what is your gender?


I do not limit myself to "gender"...
Atticus Fynch
#6 - 2011-12-27 02:28:23 UTC
Xenuria wrote:
Atticus Fynch wrote:
You kissed a girl for the first time at 22?

May I ask what is your gender?


I do not limit myself to "gender"...


OK, so based on your answer, you are female. this is your first gay expereince.

I ask becuase normally hetrosexuals will expereince their "first" during adolescence and I found you to be a bit of a late bloomer....that's all.

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BLACK-STAR
#7 - 2011-12-27 02:41:21 UTC
Atticus Fynch wrote:
Xenuria wrote:
Atticus Fynch wrote:
You kissed a girl for the first time at 22?

May I ask what is your gender?


I do not limit myself to "gender"...


OK, so based on your answer, you are female. this is your first gay expereince.

I ask becuase normally hetrosexuals will expereince their "first" during adolescence and I found you to be a bit of a late bloomer....that's all.

why do you have to be a dbag?
Atticus Fynch
#8 - 2011-12-27 02:46:41 UTC
BLACK-STAR wrote:
Atticus Fynch wrote:
Xenuria wrote:
Atticus Fynch wrote:
You kissed a girl for the first time at 22?

May I ask what is your gender?


I do not limit myself to "gender"...


OK, so based on your answer, you are female. this is your first gay expereince.

I ask becuase normally hetrosexuals will expereince their "first" during adolescence and I found you to be a bit of a late bloomer....that's all.

why do you have to be a dbag?


how am I a dbag? I asked a question.

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Xenuria
#9 - 2011-12-27 02:48:25 UTC
facepalm...

I was not a late bloomer. I have autism and girls are like afraid of that bro.
Atticus Fynch
#10 - 2011-12-27 02:51:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Atticus Fynch
Xenuria wrote:
facepalm...

I was not a late bloomer. I have autism and girls are like afraid of that bro.


You've been around the wrong type of girls then. Young girls today tend to be very superficial. Looking for someone that somehow boosts their egos. Congratulations, maybe you have found the genuine article that likes you for being YOU.

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Xenuria
#11 - 2011-12-27 02:56:53 UTC
Atticus Fynch wrote:
Xenuria wrote:
facepalm...

I was not a late bloomer. I have autism and girls are like afraid of that bro.


You've been around the wrong type of girls then. Young girls today tend to be very superficial. Looking for someone that somehow boosts their egos. Congratulations, maybe you have found the genuine article that likes you for being YOU.


It would seem that way...
VKhaun Vex
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2011-12-27 03:23:06 UTC
Someone who believes themselves intelligent arguing with Atticus is like self-trolling.

Charges Twilight fans with Ka-bar -Surfin's PlunderBunny LIIIIIIIIIIINNEEEEE PIIIEEEECCCCEEE!!!!!!! -Taedrin Using relativity to irrational numbers is smart -rodyas I no longer believe we landed on the moon. -Atticus Fynch

Atticus Fynch
#13 - 2011-12-27 03:25:02 UTC
VKhaun Vex wrote:
Someone who believes themselves intelligent arguing with Atticus is like self-trolling.


Im not arguing, Im conversing. There is a difference.

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VKhaun Vex
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2011-12-27 03:40:26 UTC
Now watch as I 'not' argue with him. Blink

Charges Twilight fans with Ka-bar -Surfin's PlunderBunny LIIIIIIIIIIINNEEEEE PIIIEEEECCCCEEE!!!!!!! -Taedrin Using relativity to irrational numbers is smart -rodyas I no longer believe we landed on the moon. -Atticus Fynch

Alara IonStorm
#15 - 2011-12-27 03:44:48 UTC
I am so Happy for you Xenuria.

I would give you a Hug but I am a Forum Poster on the Internet.
Lithalnas
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#16 - 2011-12-27 04:16:03 UTC
i have a feeling we are being trolled, it is xenuria afterall.

https://www.facebook.com/RipSeanVileRatSmith shoot at blue for Vile Rat http://community.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=blog&nbid=73406

Selinate
#17 - 2011-12-27 06:03:08 UTC
Well you've repeatedly shown the maturity of a small child, along with the intelligence of a 13 year old.... I give it a week before lots of rage...
SpaceSquirrels
#18 - 2011-12-27 07:02:19 UTC
So much for E.I.

Better late than never I suppose. Pretty sure I knew a guy who did get laid until 29... So stay ahead of that curve.
Sardon Darkstar
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
#19 - 2011-12-27 10:17:57 UTC
About the autism, may I ask: do you have classic autism? Or perhaps Asperger? I don't think it's PDD/NOS, since your opening post implied a higher-than-average IQ.
I'm asking just out of interest, I have two boys both PDD/NOS.
Meridith Akesia
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#20 - 2011-12-27 10:32:21 UTC
ok
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