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Jewnior McBlazing From The Aram Pleasure Hub Holding For CSM XII

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mkint
#21 - 2017-01-22 05:31:38 UTC
Only if you promise to add cowboys to EVE. The real kind of cowboys, not the hollywood/nashville ones, but the living in the wilderness pooping yourself to death kinds. I want to poop myself to death. In space. Can you make this happen?

Maxim 6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

Jewnior McBlazing
Aram Pleasure Hub Holding
#22 - 2017-01-22 10:45:56 UTC
Greetings Mkint,

Thanks for your precious idea. You are right and I would like to suggest CCP to add "Special Character Skins" if I am elected CSM.

Lets take an example:

For 4.99$, you could buy a Cowboy Skin for your character, it will add:

- Cowboy attitude & moves
- Cowboy voices
- Cowboy logo on your ships

For an extra 2.99$ each, you could also buy special edition moves, even funny ones as the "pooping himself special edition move" you suggested.

Furthermore, we could imagine in the near future, to be able to ride horses inside your headquarter for an extra 2.99euros/month

Thanks everyone for your precious feedbacks.


Nartel Vortok
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2017-01-22 13:08:29 UTC
easily first
Longdrinks
Zero Fun Allowed
#24 - 2017-01-22 13:29:22 UTC
After reading all your points and mulling them over i have seen the great truth within and ive sworn my allegiance to your platform. I call on all capsuleers possessing a sound mind in a able body to do the same.
Nepea Ataru
SnaiLs aNd FroGs
Toilet Paper.
#25 - 2017-01-22 14:29:02 UTC
This is a great candidacy. But I have a question : will you support the creation of more types of glasses ? I know that the famed monocle is a great thing to own. Would you support the creation of an exclusive, and expensive, lorgnons cosmetic item ?
Capri Sun KraftFoods
Adversity.
Psychotic Tendencies.
#26 - 2017-01-22 14:40:27 UTC
#BringBackMonocoles #WeAreThe1%
Captain jdd
SnaiLs aNd FroGs
Toilet Paper.
#27 - 2017-01-22 15:24:24 UTC
I'm still waiting for my monocle.
Enochia Starr
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#28 - 2017-01-22 18:25:14 UTC
I honestly cannot see you adding anything valuable.
Longdrinks
Zero Fun Allowed
#29 - 2017-01-22 18:46:14 UTC
Enochia Starr wrote:
I honestly cannot see you adding anything valuable.

but enough about your alliance
Aram Kachaturian
Aram Pleasure Hub Holding
#30 - 2017-01-22 21:12:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Aram Kachaturian
Enochia Starr wrote:
I honestly cannot see you adding anything valuable.


> pleb corp
> pleb alliance
> pleb armor
> pleb portrait

Pleb everything. Go back to your abyss.

Servant of the Secret League, Wielder of the Monocle Clubhouse Flame.

Tung Yoggi
SnaiLs aNd FroGs
#31 - 2017-01-23 11:35:23 UTC
I had a dream where Aram whispered to my ear stories about eternal bliss, rivers of warm camel milk, palaces of ruby and gold, and 5th midslots on vagabonds.

While my eye condition doesn't allow me to wear a monocle, I still fully endorse this candidate and his platform.
Tetsel
House Amamake
#32 - 2017-01-23 15:00:49 UTC
Enochia Starr wrote:
I honestly cannot see you adding anything valuable.


Not less than any other current/futur CSM members tbh, but at least we will have better/more option for that tiny thumbnail picture on the forum, instead of some random shity balacing/new mechanics.

Loyal servent to Mother Amamake. @EVE_Tetsel

Another Bittervet Please Ignore

Orangutang
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
#33 - 2017-01-23 18:15:23 UTC
Aram is not a good man.

He is the best man.

Simple as that, you will never find a man more better or more good than Aram.
Duckslayer
The Tuskers
The Tuskers Co.
#34 - 2017-01-23 21:51:23 UTC
you have my axe
Jewnior McBlazing
Aram Pleasure Hub Holding
#35 - 2017-01-24 10:06:34 UTC
Thanks everyone for the support.

Update 24/01:

Fixing the EvE Online Store:

https://eve.mybrightsites.com/

Look at this website, the atrocities, the lame effort in the design, the ridiculous delivery price, ..

Pure disrespect and implications that the EvE Players are fugly and dont care about clothes.

This website is an insult to the community and I will work to fix it.
Orangutang
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
#36 - 2017-01-24 19:45:28 UTC
What is your position on shirtless avatar pictures and the possibility of having "Thug Life" tattooed on the belly ?
progodlegend
Syndicate Enterprise
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#37 - 2017-01-24 21:01:31 UTC
Aram is both the hero we deserve and the hero we need right now. This is the definition of an easy can't miss choice. My only concern is whether we truly need any other CSMers for this cycle with Aram on board, as it's possible they might just get in the way with their inferior contributions, taking up valuable time that Aram could be using to enact more change.

I think that's something that we could debate for a bit.
Jewnior McBlazing
Aram Pleasure Hub Holding
#38 - 2017-01-27 15:14:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Jewnior McBlazing
Update 27/01:

CCP has not fully-exploited the potential of micro-transactions.

Today:

Dollars/Euros on your credit card -> Buy Aurum on eve website -> Use it to buy skins, apparel and skill extractors
Dollars/Euros on your credit card -> Buy PLEX on eve website -> convert it for ISK

As a CSM, I would ask CCP to remove those annoying steps and fully insert micro-transactions into the game.

Two easy steps:

1. You save your credit card once
2. You can buy unlimited amout of items and isk

Easy.

Thanks for the support.
Tetsel
House Amamake
#39 - 2017-01-27 16:22:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Tetsel
Since it's well known that CCP doesn't want our money (see the store as exemple) this is the CSM member we NEED to empty our wallet, so CCP can spend more on VR, FPS and other succesfull project in the futur.

Jewnior do you plan on telling CCP that they should licence the Eve IP to some studios so we could have more spin off of Eve everywhere ?

Wargaming.net: EVE: World of Spaceships
Telltale Games: Tales from the EVE Universe
TTGames: LEGO Eve Online
Rovio: Angrybird - Deklein to Delve egg chase
SuperCell: EVE: Clash of Egos
etc etc

Loyal servent to Mother Amamake. @EVE_Tetsel

Another Bittervet Please Ignore

Ruby Gnollo
#40 - 2017-01-28 04:13:29 UTC
As long as you don't plan to lobby CSM to have whatever "fixed" in Eve gameplay, I'm fine.

Making New Eden even greater than it already is easy : leave CCP alone, just let it milk the cow, make the rich kids pay. The only people worth playing with will adapt, and justice for the rest