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Request For Interest - Merc Contract Available

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Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#21 - 2017-01-11 13:10:40 UTC
Symmitry don't let these weathered old seadogs get u down.


From a customers perspective I have hired nearly all the major merc alliances in hisec of note (, except BAW, Candy Van & Devils).



The following is a thumbnail-sketch to point you in the right direction:

Top of my list is Marmites and Vendetta. If the tgt is closest to Jita go for Kromius' guys; closest to Hek or on the major pipes Marmite. Both CEO's understand good leadership and run a tight ship.

Next comes PE, for German efficiency they will go most anywhere if the isk is right.

Pirat come fourth on my list of good alliances, but are my first choice if the tgt is near Amar.

I have only heard good things about BAW ( quotes are high, but u get what u pay for), Candy Van and Devils ( when Morts is not sleeping with my mother).

There are some great smaller outfits I have not mentioned, if you want more details just email.




Key is be respectful to their CEO's when negotiating and build up a good repour, over time they my even give you a discount.

SmileSmileSmile
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#22 - 2017-01-12 01:05:30 UTC
*looks at OP*

Chribba or GTFO.

Because why should anybody trust you?

Seriously.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#23 - 2017-01-12 03:08:32 UTC
Symmitry wrote:
descretion.


Rippy is that you?

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#24 - 2017-01-12 05:23:26 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
*looks at OP*

Chribba or GTFO.

Because why should anybody trust you?

Seriously.

I would have said that too but how do you get him to hold the fee when the fee isn't even a thing until they have setup and are making a profit Lol

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#25 - 2017-01-12 06:34:03 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
*looks at OP*

Chribba or GTFO.

Because why should anybody trust you?

Seriously.




Pull your head in Michelle,

You try hard to sound like a merc, you are just a hapless Code flunky.Roll You knock real mercs like Holy, who sits on over 13,000 kills. Then take the pisss out of potential merc customers. How many merc contracts have the Gerbils taken??

Remind the good people how many kills you have since 2012? Even Nitshe has clocked up more kills, n he has only been around since morning tea.


Why should anyone take YOU seriously.RollRollRoll
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Savoycabbage
State War Academy
Caldari State
#26 - 2017-01-12 08:46:38 UTC
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:


Pull your head in Michelle,

You try hard to sound like a merc, you are just a hapless Code flunky.Roll You knock real mercs like Holy, who sits on over 13,000 kills. Then take the pisss out of potential merc customers. How many merc contracts have the Gerbils taken??

Remind the good people how many kills you have since 2012? Even Nitshe has clocked up more kills, n he has only been around since morning tea.


Why should anyone take YOU seriously.RollRollRoll


Although he has more kills than you...as the saying goes, post on your main or gtfo
Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#27 - 2017-01-12 09:12:59 UTC
SourKrutz,

Its good you hold Michelle's hand she is such a delecate petal, I'm not a merc nor ever pretend to be, but would Vendetta ever recruit the Gerbils into your alliance?

Don't need to answer Cabbagepatch it was a rhetorical question.Blink
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Starrakatt
Celtic Anarchy
Dead Terrorists
#28 - 2017-01-12 15:21:36 UTC
Symmitry wrote:
I am NOT changing the format of how I am going to do business because certain parties are not interested in verifying ability on a false premise of "security". I am finished defending this position, any party that cannot comply with these simple terms frankly is not worth giving ISK to.

Based on these two sentences, then I am sorry to inform you, you will have no business at all.
Savoycabbage
State War Academy
Caldari State
#29 - 2017-01-13 08:54:20 UTC
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
SourKrutz,

Its good you hold Michelle's hand she is such a delecate petal, I'm not a merc nor ever pretend to be, but would Vendetta ever recruit the Gerbils into your alliance?

Don't need to answer Cabbagepatch it was a rhetorical question.Blink


My my, resorted to petty name calling have we? Pretty pathetic and unimaginative name calling at that.

Let me know if you ever actually plan to log into the game rather than sit trolling on the forums. Or maybe if you plan to post with your main? That would be nice so we can actually see whether you have anything at all to back up your BS. Unlikely as that may be
Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#30 - 2017-01-13 11:27:33 UTC
Savoycabbage wrote:


My my, resorted to petty name calling have we? Pretty pathetic and unimaginative name calling at that.

Let me know if you ever actually plan to log into the game rather than sit trolling on the forums. Or maybe if you plan to post with your main? That would be nice so we can actually see whether you have anything at all to back up your BS. Unlikely as that may be




Ok, Ok, S-a-v-o-y-C-a-b-b-a-g-e, Enough of the homoerotic posturing by me and you.


Brassica-Oleracea!

You me back of the Poco at planet 3 in the J 104210 system. I'll be waiting for the next 15min. Noragan will officiate.

If you are not there in the appointed time, I'm going to place your sour-cabbage on my long bratwurst and eat you for dinner.


Let it be known Brassica-Oleracea talks the talk, but does he walk the walk? All vege n no meat?


Big smileBig smileBig smile


15min n counting........ArrowArrowArrow
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#31 - 2017-01-13 12:58:04 UTC
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
Savoycabbage wrote:


My my, resorted to petty name calling have we? Pretty pathetic and unimaginative name calling at that.

Let me know if you ever actually plan to log into the game rather than sit trolling on the forums. Or maybe if you plan to post with your main? That would be nice so we can actually see whether you have anything at all to back up your BS. Unlikely as that may be




Ok, Ok, S-a-v-o-y-C-a-b-b-a-g-e, Enough of the homoerotic posturing by me and you.


Brassica-Oleracea!

You me back of the Poco at planet 3 in the J 104210 system. I'll be waiting for the next 15min. Noragan will officiate.

If you are not there in the appointed time, I'm going to place your sour-cabbage on my long bratwurst and eat you for dinner.


Let it be known Brassica-Oleracea talks the talk, but does he walk the walk? All vege n no meat?


Big smileBig smileBig smile


15min n counting........ArrowArrowArrow


I am quickly becoming a fan of your posting sir. Savage.

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs

Savoycabbage
State War Academy
Caldari State
#32 - 2017-01-13 13:25:54 UTC
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:


Ok, Ok, S-a-v-o-y-C-a-b-b-a-g-e, Enough of the homoerotic posturing by me and you.


Brassica-Oleracea!

You me back of the Poco at planet 3 in the J 104210 system. I'll be waiting for the next 15min. Noragan will officiate.

If you are not there in the appointed time, I'm going to place your sour-cabbage on my long bratwurst and eat you for dinner.


Let it be known Brassica-Oleracea talks the talk, but does he walk the walk? All vege n no meat?


Big smileBig smileBig smile


15min n counting........ArrowArrowArrow


What's wrong with a bit of homoeroticism?

Lol, unfortunately some of us have to work for a living so I'll have to pass on your offer (the time for which has already gone anyway).

I don't actually recall talking any talk anyway. You've been doing most of the mouthing off about other people's abilities. My abilities are clear from my killboard. I don't claim to be anything better than what you see there.

You, however, are still dodging the question that has been asked. I'm not challenging you to a 1 v 1 at the sun. I'm challenging you to post with your main and stop hiding behind an alt.
Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#33 - 2017-01-13 14:06:41 UTC


A, A, A, A, Ferme ta bouche mon aime.

I was there, Noragen was there. At 11:45 Eve time, we looked at our watches, smoked a ****, looked around.

No Mr Cabbage from Savoy??

Is this not true Noragen? - Stay silent for the next 5min if you agree.



For your information: this is my forum main.

I run five accounts an indulge in all that Eve has to offer. From FW to flying super duper capitals. Friends know my other mains.


Even Codies and Mercs run alt spais n toons, never disclosing their identities. Why should I be any different just because your sensibilities' were slightly offended?

SmileSmileSmile







  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Sister Sloppy-Third Consanguinea
Doomheim
#34 - 2017-01-13 14:24:06 UTC
Savoycabbage wrote:
My my, resorted to petty name calling have we? Pretty pathetic and unimaginative name calling at that.

That's rich, considering how much name calling and shitposting VMG did on C&P over the last six months.

Take it like a big boy and move on, honestly.
Savoycabbage
State War Academy
Caldari State
#35 - 2017-01-13 14:43:17 UTC
Sister Sloppy-Third Consanguinea wrote:
Savoycabbage wrote:
My my, resorted to petty name calling have we? Pretty pathetic and unimaginative name calling at that.

That's rich, considering how much name calling and shitposting VMG did on C&P over the last six months.

Take it like a big boy and move on, honestly.


I'm not a big fan of childishness no matter the source, so no hypocrisy here. If I wanted that, I'd go and play CoD or LoL. Although it does make me question why I bother with these forums to be honest.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#36 - 2017-01-14 23:21:14 UTC
(shakes head)

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#37 - 2017-01-17 14:26:31 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
(shakes head)




(shakes fist)
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#38 - 2017-01-17 15:16:24 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
(shakes head)




(shakes fist)



(shakes thanatos)

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs

Starrakatt
Celtic Anarchy
Dead Terrorists
#39 - 2017-01-17 15:25:28 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
(shakes head)




(shakes fist)

(shakes... ...well, yes, confirming it's still dangling down there)
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#40 - 2017-01-17 17:27:05 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
Serendipity Lost wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
(shakes head)




(shakes fist)

(shakes... ...well, yes, confirming it's still dangling down there)

(Helicopters)
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