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StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#61 - 2016-12-29 00:53:58 UTC  |  Edited by: StonerPhReaK
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
I sit on the docking lane in Jita and flash incoming pilots, hoping they do a double take and crash into the station.

Am I guilty of something?



Only if the flash isn't from Dual Mega Heavy Pulse Lazors.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#62 - 2016-12-29 00:54:24 UTC
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
I sit on the docking lane in Jita and flash incoming pilots, hoping they do a double take and crash into the station.

Am I guilty of something?


Negative, that is considered a "public service". Flashing, by its very nature, is either "nice" or "funny". Both are held in high esteem here.

I expect you specialize in funny...

You will likely be commended. We will be fleeting up and heading to Jita shortly.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#63 - 2016-12-29 01:02:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
I sit on the docking lane in Jita and flash incoming pilots, hoping they do a double take and crash into the station.

Am I guilty of something?
The use of weapons of mass distraction to make people crash into stationary objects is a time honoured tradition; SoE historians have pinpointed the origin of the practice to some time in the 20th Century AD, some 6000 years before the Eve gate opened.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#64 - 2016-12-29 01:06:41 UTC  |  Edited by: StonerPhReaK
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
I sit on the docking lane in Jita and flash incoming pilots, hoping they do a double take and crash into the station.

Am I guilty of something?
The use of weapons of mass distraction to make people crash into stationary objects is a time honoured tradition; SoE historians have pinpointed the origin of the practice to some time in the 20th Century AD, some 6000 years before the Eve gate opened.


Your knowledge of the lore in this area is amazing. I wish to hear more of these *21000 year old tales of said weapons.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#65 - 2016-12-29 01:16:17 UTC
^^ lol

Closer to 21000 years than 6000 if this is anything to go by.

First time I ever crashed a car is because my GF at the time thought it would be funny to flash her bits in the mirror from the back seat.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#66 - 2016-12-29 01:35:40 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
^^ lol

Closer to 21000 years than 6000 if this is anything to go by.

First time I ever crashed a car is because my GF at the time thought it would be funny to flash her bits in the mirror from the back seat.

all understandable, but janah, on the behalf of the inqusition,

...


which bits?

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#67 - 2016-12-29 01:40:34 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
^^ lol

Closer to 21000 years than 6000 if this is anything to go by.

First time I ever crashed a car is because my GF at the time thought it would be funny to flash her bits in the mirror from the back seat.

all understandable, but janah, on the behalf of the inqusition,

...


which bits?
The bits that bounced nicely when I hit the post box

Yes, I was still looking...

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Sasha Nemtsov
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#68 - 2016-12-29 06:34:47 UTC
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
I sit on the docking lane in Jita and flash incoming pilots, hoping they do a double take and crash into the station.

Am I guilty of something?


Hope, my dear; you are guilty of Hope.

Abandon Hope, all ye who enter here......

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#69 - 2016-12-29 07:57:08 UTC
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
I sit on the docking lane in Jita and flash incoming pilots, hoping they do a double take and crash into the station.

Am I guilty of something?


Copyright violation.
Flash is a registered trademark of DC Comics Inc, which is a division of the Time Warner conglomerate.
One does not simply Flash in Jita without an explicit permit.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Tyrana McBitch
Doomheim
#70 - 2016-12-29 11:52:55 UTC
C&P Community, you are truly beautiful. Cool

Oh if anyone gets his copse, I will pay for it. Also looking for his alts corpse. Max GrimFang. I need something to hang on the wall & touch when I'm board.

Insane.
Gaius Victorius Maximus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#71 - 2016-12-29 12:58:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Gaius Victorius Maximus
how much you willing to pay for my corpse Mcbitch?? (i can start a corpse selling business since i have unlimited live in game)

you neither have the ISK nor the ball to do it yourself you know

the only time you managed to kill me is when i didnt shoot back while talking with you

and why you so obsessed with max and say he is my Alt ?? (is it because we had a similar 'max' in name?

then i need the court to hear me out ... i also have a case to bring to your attention

i had a spy in my house planted by Mcbitch ... my dog named Stitch (and shes a b.itch)

always bark louder than her bite ... and do nothing but gotten drunk (so i suspect she is Mcbitch Alt to shoot at my back again)

will you judges hear me out?
Tyrana McBitch
Doomheim
#72 - 2016-12-29 14:33:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Tyrana McBitch
Gaius Victorius Maximus wrote:
how much you willing to pay for my corpse Mcbitch?? (i can start a corpse selling business since i have unlimited live in game)

you neither have the ISK nor the ball to do it yourself you know

the only time you managed to kill me is when i didnt shoot back while talking with you

and why you so obsessed with max and say he is my Alt ?? (is it because we had a similar 'max' in name?

then i need the court to hear me out ... i also have a case to bring to your attention

i had a spy in my house planted by Mcbitch ... my dog named Stitch (and shes a b.itch)

always bark louder than her bite ... and do nothing but gotten drunk (so i suspect she is Mcbitch Alt to shoot at my back again)

will you judges hear me out?


LOL ok,

How am I obsessed with Max, I don't even know Max. I only know of him & his corp through the intel letter received about you being his spy pet. Even then I didn't speak to him did I.

Bit of a coincidence when he pops up randomly in corp chat that I just joined, when having never met & no reason to talk to me what so ever?!?...

I didn't go looking for your alt. He looked for me remember. I never met Max (your alt until yesterday, funny that). Why is a random corp so interested in me killing some random spy alt?

Why is the player Max GrimFang, that is part of the wardec corp Niyabainen Mining and Trading Pte Ltd. That is named in the intel letter below... so interested in me? What a coincidence that suddenly, he of all the people in EvE Online takes interest after your ship dies...

2016.12.25 10:19
Spy in your midst
From: Kane Kristoff
To: Tyrana McBitch
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Good Morning Tyrana,

You don't know me but I run Elite Entertainment corp. We specialize in helping with PVE but most of our main members are former null sec members. I'm writing to you to let you know you have a spy in your corp. His name is Gaius Victorius Maximus. Our newest PVE director didn't do his due diligence in researching this guy before accepting him into the corp. Within 24 hours we were war dec'd by Niyabainen Mining and Trading Pte Ltd. In researching Gaius, he turns up on some killboards along with the corp members from our war dec'd corp. His alt corp is of no consequence to us, they'll find we can hold our own, but I warn you: I suggest you kick him or at the very least do not allow him access to anything owned by the corp. I hope I'm not too late and you don't find yourself in a war with these pirates. They fly strategic crusiers so be careful if they do declare war. Fly safe.

Best Wishes,

Kane Kristoff

Why hasn't max gone to kill any of your other wardecers? Why not kill the guys that got your last Gnosis.

Can you answer why Max was watching my corp? Because Max can't?!?... I have chat logs where Max messes up & he says he was watching my corp when I left. Why? If this guy doesn't know me? Bare in mind I left after killing You.

You have been outed as a spy or a spy alt, whatever.

People like you got killed in corp before it was called Awoxing. It's not new & it wont go away.

Max seems very pissed he lost his Gnosis.
Don't be like Max...

Oh wait, you are Max

I rest my case...

Insane.
Gaius Victorius Maximus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#73 - 2016-12-29 17:57:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Gaius Victorius Maximus
Last I checked there are 500 named max but only 1 bitc.h

Ok... You win

I give up

My secret been found out at last ... All the maxs is my Alt (all 500 of them)

You are too clever I cant beat you anymore

You won... Going to submit your name to this year Darwin award... You deserve it

1 question tho... How do you find out??

The secret been kept for 13 years and you blew it!.... Damn you Mcbitch!
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#74 - 2016-12-29 18:25:48 UTC
I've got more popcorn and my kids are still awake (preventing me logging in)
so I'm inclined to allow this continue.

However I'd like both parties to take under advisement the courts wish to see someone be shot in the arse over this matter.
The face would also be acceptable.

As you were.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#75 - 2016-12-29 19:46:31 UTC
Tyrana McBitch wrote:
C&P Community, you are truly beautiful. Cool

Oh if anyone gets his copse, I will pay for it. Also looking for his alts corpse. Max GrimFang. I need something to hang on the wall & touch when I'm board.


I volunteer as tribute

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Tyrana McBitch
Doomheim
#76 - 2016-12-29 19:58:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Tyrana McBitch
Gaius Victorius Maximus wrote:
Last I checked there are 500 named max but only 1 bitc.h

Ok... You win

I give up

My secret been found out at last ... All the maxs is my Alt (all 500 of them)

You are too clever I cant beat you anymore

You won... Going to submit your name to this year Darwin award... You deserve it

1 question tho... How do you find out??

The secret been kept for 13 years and you blew it!.... Damn you Mcbitch!





Important please read---------------> My case is closed... <-----------------Important please read.

Insane.
Tyrana McBitch
Doomheim
#77 - 2016-12-29 19:59:39 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
I've got more popcorn and my kids are still awake (preventing me logging in)
so I'm inclined to allow this continue.

However I'd like both parties to take under advisement the courts wish to see someone be shot in the arse over this matter.
The face would also be acceptable.

As you were.


I am happy to be shot in the face for you Smile

Insane.
Tyrana McBitch
Doomheim
#78 - 2016-12-29 20:00:27 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Tyrana McBitch wrote:
C&P Community, you are truly beautiful. Cool

Oh if anyone gets his copse, I will pay for it. Also looking for his alts corpse. Max GrimFang. I need something to hang on the wall & touch when I'm board.


I volunteer as tribute


Cool cool.

Insane.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#79 - 2016-12-29 20:06:30 UTC
Tyrana McBitch wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Tyrana McBitch wrote:
C&P Community, you are truly beautiful. Cool

Oh if anyone gets his copse, I will pay for it. Also looking for his alts corpse. Max GrimFang. I need something to hang on the wall & touch when I'm board.


I volunteer as tribute


Cool cool.

Well you can't have my corpse. Those things are damed expensive and well... in somewhat high demand in certain circles...

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#80 - 2016-12-29 20:07:08 UTC
What the....Holy mother of all Easter eggs!

Thanks for giving me my 60k th like, Noragen.
Just when the notification came, the screen froze and I thought I lost my internet connection.
After hitting F5 the page refreshed normally, but replaced all the character portraits with Nitshe.

ShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked

Well played, CCP,....well played.


fake edit: seems this happens only in the C&P subforum..

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.