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Has Citizen Science gone too far?

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Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
#1 - 2016-12-07 17:25:30 UTC
It's now possible for female characters on the Singularity test server to turn themselves into a Jove morph-type by selecting a new eyeliner option. This locks hair to bald and contorts the face in spectacularly terrifying ways.

I didn't want to be a human anyways. Looking forward to how CCP rolls out this bug...erm...feature.

'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4

Bjorn Tyrson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2016-12-07 17:28:42 UTC
This makes me unreasonably happy for some reason .
Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
#3 - 2016-12-07 17:35:12 UTC
I'm quite curious if it'll be an augmentation offered through the Project Discovery reward table (1 million analysis kredits?). Maybe CCP has something planned for Jove space and those gates.

Or...this could simply be a fluke bug.

'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4

Solonius Rex
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2016-12-07 17:36:29 UTC
Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:
It's now possible for female characters on the Singularity test server to turn themselves into a Jove morph-type by selecting a new eyeliner option. This locks hair to bald and contorts the face in spectacularly terrifying ways.

I didn't want to be a human anyways. Looking forward to how CCP rolls out this bug...erm...feature.



Humanity is evolving...

Evolving into....

The future.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#5 - 2016-12-07 17:39:34 UTC
Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:
Or...this could simply be a fluke bug.

Based on some of the other images tweeted over the last few days, it looks deliberate, however not everything on SiSi makes its way to TQ.
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
#6 - 2016-12-07 17:55:54 UTC
Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:
I'm quite curious if it'll be an augmentation offered through the Project Discovery reward table (1 million analysis kredits?). Maybe CCP has something planned for Jove space and those gates.

Or...this could simply be a fluke bug.

1 Million sounds reasonable. Pirate
Ima Wreckyou
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#7 - 2016-12-07 18:56:33 UTC
Some new 100$ 'micro transaction' ? That wold be idiotic right? So it will probably happen
Maruchan Ramen
Spicy Ramen Research
#8 - 2016-12-07 23:56:45 UTC
Nana Skalski wrote:
Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:
I'm quite curious if it'll be an augmentation offered through the Project Discovery reward table (1 million analysis kredits?). Maybe CCP has something planned for Jove space and those gates.

Or...this could simply be a fluke bug.

1 Million sounds reasonable. Pirate

That's a lot of cellular noodle research. My packets are prepared for acquisition!

Rule 76 of Ramen Acquisition: Every once in a while, declare RAMEN. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. - The Amarrian Pastafarian

Erin Oswell
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2016-12-08 01:09:54 UTC
A Cellular Engineering Implant could be a unique implant to enable special character alteration options, for Omega's only.

Rules of Acquisition #13: "Anything worth doing is worth doing for money"

Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#10 - 2016-12-08 01:13:01 UTC
Erin Oswell wrote:
A Cellular Engineering Implant could be a unique implant to enable special character alteration options, for Omega's only.

I don't want to look like a Jove then. I want to look like a space pony.
Hal Morsh
Doomheim
#11 - 2016-12-08 01:47:16 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Erin Oswell wrote:
A Cellular Engineering Implant could be a unique implant to enable special character alteration options, for Omega's only.

I don't want to look like a Jove then. I want to look like a space pony.



Which is why truly free customization should never be a thing. I'd go broke on a ganking spree alone.

Oh, I perfectly understand, Hal Morsh — a mission like this requires courage, skill, and heroism… qualities you are clearly lacking. Have you forgotten you're one of the bloody immortals!?

Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#12 - 2016-12-08 02:59:24 UTC
Ima Wreckyou wrote:
Some new 100$ 'micro transaction' ? That wold be idiotic right? So it will probably happen

Yes, but...

No, but...



Damnit, you hit the nail on the head. Straight
Maruchan Ramen
Spicy Ramen Research
#13 - 2016-12-08 03:19:32 UTC
Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:
Ima Wreckyou wrote:
Some new 100$ 'micro transaction' ? That wold be idiotic right? So it will probably happen

Yes, but...

No, but...



Damnit, you hit the nail on the head. Straight

Isn't the consensus that CCP is allergic to Ramen?

Rule 76 of Ramen Acquisition: Every once in a while, declare RAMEN. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. - The Amarrian Pastafarian

Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
#14 - 2016-12-08 06:48:01 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Erin Oswell wrote:
A Cellular Engineering Implant could be a unique implant to enable special character alteration options, for Omega's only.

I don't want to look like a Jove then. I want to look like a space pony.

Spaceships are Magic, but if you do decide to dock up at a local pleasure hub please feel inclined to query an Equestrian Thespian pleasure node. I'm quite certain the data banks for pleasure bots are equipped to facilitate a 'maregasm' roleplay for adventurous capsuleers.

'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4

Mariones Moliko
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2016-12-13 19:09:27 UTC
Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:
It's now possible for female characters on the Singularity test server to turn themselves into a Jove morph-type by selecting a new eyeliner option. This locks hair to bald and contorts the face in spectacularly terrifying ways.

I didn't want to be a human anyways. Looking forward to how CCP rolls out this bug...erm...feature.



That looks great! When we get it to sell it?
Salvos Rhoska
#16 - 2016-12-13 19:31:54 UTC
Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Erin Oswell wrote:
A Cellular Engineering Implant could be a unique implant to enable special character alteration options, for Omega's only.

I don't want to look like a Jove then. I want to look like a space pony.

Spaceships are Magic, but if you do decide to dock up at a local pleasure hub please feel inclined to query an Equestrian Thespian pleasure node. I'm quite certain the data banks for pleasure bots are equipped to facilitate a 'maregasm' roleplay for adventurous capsuleers.

wtf am i reading
Kami Lincoln
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2016-12-13 19:34:18 UTC
If I see that in some dark system - I'm podding it.
Jade Blackwind
#18 - 2016-12-13 20:23:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Jade Blackwind
McJovians

I'm podding it!™
Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
#19 - 2016-12-13 20:42:30 UTC
Jade Blackwind wrote:
McJovians

I'm podding it!™

Excellent, however apply universal precautions in the storage preparation, and likely cooking of podded corpsemeat.

Corpse with Jovian enhancements may carry new strains of viruses that survive subzero temps and the preparation process.

'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4

Dyllan Ybrex
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2016-12-13 20:56:20 UTC
It turns out some pod pilots are Jovian agents, and are now the last Jove in New Eden.

I'm interested...

> "I find it hard to believe that the notoriously incompetent DED investigators managed to solve this 'mystery' in such a short time" ~ Omir Sarikusa

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