Intergalactic Summit

*loudly bangs pots and pans and shoots my gun while singing the Republic national Anthem backwards in Amarrian.*

You can never silence us!!!

Oh, for whatever entity's sake, ms. Valate. It's an Upwell nanoassembly by blueprint thing, built only a few days ago. The only good purpose for all those empty caldari-designed rooms and corridors is to run and shoot each other in them.

Delve, now, there's some architecture.

In other news, the small Trial I have set up is concluded, and I withdraw from the facility with the few survivors in the ship's hold.

Of course, Samira's interference skewed the outcome, but those who are worthy did manifest themselves.

I'll sponsor one brutor woman who freed two slave janitors, disabled an overseer drone, killed a cultist of some sort and procured a shock whip, into an Alpha grade training in RMS. Unfortunately, the freed janitors didn't make it. The rest of the survivors get their promised 10k ISK and a ship to Pator.

You know what?

I suspect i'm the only one who tried to properly honor the Red God in that citadel.

I sanctified your "temple", Nauplius, with Random Survival of the Fittest.

I also suspect that it was the best treatment the poor structure will ever get in its few remaining days.

lol.

Now, burn it down!

I sometimes forget the capsuleer-brand offshoots of the Sabik are serious weird. But then I'm reminded. Thanks!

This guy is still around? Some people never quit despite the same outcome every time I suppose.

Yeah, you see nothing but cynical commentary about how Other People are Bad anymo-..

Huh.

The Grand Temple to the Red God stands still. All pilots and baseliners who feared making a visit should now make pilgrimage, bring slaves, and sacrifice them upon the Altar of God.

The TLF gets hounded by the Marys in their highsec. You just need a dozen people to hit the damage cap while still having more than enough logi support to fend off an Astrahus' offensive capabilities. At most.

The only reason "it stands" is because no one took a shot at it.

Darkness recedes from Fovihi.

Nauplius' slaughterhouse is no more.

The followers of Naupliusism martyred this past week cry out for vengeance. And when PIE and SFRIM and Ayallah and Sammie and Jev and Sinjin and Vlad stand before a holy and righteous God at the Judgement, they shall have it, for on that day God will only laugh as the sefrim carry you all down to Hell.

There's a thousand thousand reasons I'd be going to this Hell, not the least being that I don't believe in it for a second -- but I don't think this will be one.