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Gebilde
Doomheim
#21 - 2011-12-24 20:14:02 UTC
Valei Khurelem wrote:
Wow! EVE is really realistic! Anyone can pretend to be a police officer and physically molest you as you travel without any consequences! :D


New EVE career path: Pose as a TSA agent, impose arbitrary rules on passage through gates and suicide gank all violators.
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#22 - 2011-12-24 20:21:34 UTC
Gebilde wrote:
Valei Khurelem wrote:
Wow! EVE is really realistic! Anyone can pretend to be a police officer and physically molest you as you travel without any consequences! :D


New EVE career path: Pose as a TSA agent, impose arbitrary rules on passage through gates and suicide gank all violators.


Not new, goons already do that.

/I hear they are recruiting.


☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Gebilde
Doomheim
#23 - 2011-12-24 20:26:55 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:


/I hear they are recruiting.




I don't think I'm hip and edgy enough vOv
Alara IonStorm
#24 - 2011-12-24 20:27:55 UTC
Gebilde wrote:
Pose as a TSA agent,

Don't Loot my Junk!
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#25 - 2011-12-24 20:35:01 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Gebilde wrote:
Pose as a TSA agent,

Don't Loot my Junk!


Just take a couple Viagra before going to the Airport.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Roh Voleto
Doomheim
#26 - 2011-12-24 21:35:55 UTC
Cloora wrote:
Or put a courier contract up with an alt the package is not scannable to what's in it either.


Or, just let some one else take the risk and issue public courier contracts with appropriate rewards and collaterals.
Skydell
Bad Girl Posse
#27 - 2011-12-24 21:51:34 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:


/I hear they are recruiting.




I hear they are trying.
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#28 - 2011-12-24 22:12:58 UTC
Skydell wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:


/I hear they are recruiting.




I hear they are trying.


I hear you'll get scammed...
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Lord Zim
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2011-12-24 22:31:40 UTC
Atticus Fynch wrote:
If someone scans you, you should be allowed to shoot them without consequence. As it is now, you cant. Uninvited scanning is an aggrressive act IMO.

I hear feminists keep claiming that men who oogle women are performing **** in their minds, too.

Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.

RIP Vile Rat
Feligast
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2011-12-24 22:34:26 UTC
I wouldn't mind raping your beard, Zim.
Roh Voleto
Doomheim
#31 - 2011-12-24 22:41:32 UTC
Feligast wrote:
I wouldn't mind raping your beard, Zim.


And thus this thread took a turn for the lukewarm.
Lord Zim
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2011-12-24 22:44:28 UTC
My beard finds that idea hot.

Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.

RIP Vile Rat
Gebilde
Doomheim
#33 - 2011-12-24 22:54:09 UTC
Roh Voleto wrote:
Feligast wrote:
I wouldn't mind raping your beard, Zim.


And thus this thread took a turn for the lukewarm.



This is a perfect example of the hip edginess that escapes us mere mortals. If I didn't know better I might mistake it as strained and tired attempts at 2006 era comedy.
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#34 - 2011-12-24 23:11:07 UTC
Lord Zim wrote:
My beard finds that idea hot.


What's she like? I mean other than hanging out with gay guys.

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Roh Voleto
Doomheim
#35 - 2011-12-24 23:11:29 UTC
Gebilde wrote:
If I didn't know better I might mistake it as strained and tired attempts at 2006 era comedy.


And you'd be at least a decade too late. This sort of manly self awareness and pronounced social freedom was all the rage in the 90's. You remember, when the US had a "black" president and a neutral budget, and a man was free to covet another man's beard without feeling guilty?
Selinate
#36 - 2011-12-24 23:13:43 UTC
...erm, I just walked into what now?
Jenshae Chiroptera
#37 - 2011-12-24 23:24:00 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Jacob Stiller wrote:


I remember seeing an Inty III fit that has guns and tank fitted. It was intended to steal from jetcans. If you ran into a hulk that decided to fight back with scout drones, it was supposedly able to tank the damage and pop the hulk.

Inty V was supposedly not used as people were intimidated by them and would just pack up and leave. Basically, you were counting on people underestimating you.


Said Iteron V is back in the belts after a long break. Word on the street is she is looking for another BS killBlink


We need more good Hulks in this game. Smile

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#38 - 2011-12-25 07:20:54 UTC
I roleplay that my avatar is blind so you are in for a real treat when I cargo scan you. Gonna have to touch everything to make sure I discovered all the goods you are carrying.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne
Bane Loppknow
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2011-12-25 07:39:56 UTC
Jam them. Not with ECM, with raspberry.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#40 - 2011-12-25 08:25:13 UTC
VR Highfive wrote:
put your stuff in a secure container and then put that container in your cargo hold I believe that they can't see your stuff then . It is the EvE equivalent of putting on an extra pair of panties.
No. It is the EVE equivalent of a poorly-fitted push-up — it doesn't help, but people will look and laugh more.
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