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Marcus Blackthorn

Royal Assassins Guild

Chained Reactions

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#21 - 2016-12-23 19:13:03 UTC

Kelleth Kirk wrote:

I just say "Me no speak english, you want buy fish?" And when they say no, I just continue with "You want buy fish? We have great fish! Fish for sale! Cheap fish. you want buy? Why you call if you no want buy fish? You call, you buy! Where do I send fish? We have shark ready for delivery! Only 10000 dollar! You buy!" and I just continue till they hang up.

I'm actually going to use this, thank you! Lol

Mikael Nolen

The Northerners

Pandemic Horde

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#22 - 2016-12-24 18:41:43 UTC | Edited by: Mikael Nolen

I had received a call like this once from someone claiming to be the IRS.

It wasnt that my name was John Smith from 123 Looneytoonville, CA that threw them a red flag...

It wasnt that they couldnt find that name and address at all in google that messed them up...

They asked me if I had any criminal record, and OF COURSE I DID!

I was a convicted of grape and murder in 2064.

That finally got them.

According to the IRS my mother is a whore and they have now blocked my phone number.

MyLeftArmy 4
Strawberries'n Carnage MyLeftArmy Likes received: 4	#23 - 2016-12-28 12:32:03 UTC I find that the only logical solution for unwanted phone scammers or solicitors is a good old fashioned whistle.