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Dear high sec *mercs*
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Jimes Chadwick
Doomheim
#1 - 2016-10-19 16:59:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Jimes Chadwick
Long story short you guys aint real mercs, just dirty muscle. You sit at trade hubs all day long and dock up the moment you see your wartargets gathered a fleet. You claim you take contracts seriously, except the fact you never leave your home system.

All you can ever do is gank new players who have no idea of the game while flying expensive carebear ships. I mean seriously who the f@#! Will hire you in high sec space? People that do industry are smart enough to ignore wardecs and have no reason to fight other players for resources.

I have to give respect to low and null mercenaries. They act like true professional private armies and the things they do is what i pictured eve merc life is about.

But high sec mercs?!? Haha oh please. You are the equivalent of bandits killing farmers and peasants... continue padding your killboards with rows and rows of newbie kills and claim you are *elite* pvper.

Peace out
gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2016-10-19 17:01:49 UTC
Jimes Chadwick wrote:
Long story short you guys aint real mercs, just dirty muscle. You sit at trade hubs all day long and dock up the moment you see your wartargets gathered a fleet. You claim you take contracts seriously, except the fact you never leave your home system.

All you can ever do is gank new players who have no idea of the game while flying expensive carebear ships. I mean seriously who the f@#! Will hire you can in high sec space? People that do industry are smart enough to ignore wardecs and have no reason to fight other players for resources.

I have to give respect to low and null mercenaries. They act like true professional private armies and the things they do is what i pictured eve merc life is about.

But high sec mercs?!? Haha oh please. You are the equivalent of bandits killing farmers and peasants... continue padding your killboards with rows and rows of newbie kills and claim you are *elite* pvper.

Peace out


Point me in the direction where someone touched you
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#3 - 2016-10-19 17:07:05 UTC
Jimes Chadwick wrote:
Long story short you guys aint real mercs, just dirty muscle. You sit at trade hubs all day long and dock up the moment you see your wartargets gathered a fleet. You claim you take contracts seriously, except the fact you never leave your home system.

All you can ever do is gank new players who have no idea of the game while flying expensive carebear ships. I mean seriously who the f@#! Will hire you in high sec space? People that do industry are smart enough to ignore wardecs and have no reason to fight other players for resources.

I have to give respect to low and null mercenaries. They act like true professional private armies and the things they do is what i pictured eve merc life is about.

But high sec mercs?!? Haha oh please. You are the equivalent of bandits killing farmers and peasants... continue padding your killboards with rows and rows of newbie kills and claim you are *elite* pvper.

Peace out

I'm fine with being dirty muscle.

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#4 - 2016-10-19 17:28:21 UTC
Jimes Chadwick wrote:


I've got an NPC corp alt and I'm not afraid to use it.


Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Valkin Mordirc
#5 - 2016-10-19 17:38:35 UTC
Jimes Chadwick wrote:
You are the equivalent of bandits killing farmers and peasants...
Peace out



ANY OBJECTIONS TO BEING BANDITS HENCE FORTH SAY NAY!
#DeleteTheWeak
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#6 - 2016-10-19 17:39:09 UTC
Jimes Chadwick wrote:
ramblerambleWAAAAAHI


Here is a Tora plushie, please indicate where you got the bad touch.

Also, post on main or GTFO, 'tough guy'.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Griever Takkow
We Are So Troubled Everyone Runs Screaming
BLACKFLAG.
#7 - 2016-10-19 17:59:43 UTC
Jimes Chadwick wrote:
just dirty muscle.



Why thankyou kind Sir. Your post makes it all worthwhile. Big smile

Need a reputable MERC! Join "MERC Contracts" in-game for more details.

VMG Hire us today

> "Why do tomorrow what you can do today!"
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#8 - 2016-10-19 18:21:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Jimes Chadwick wrote:
new players who have no idea of the game while flying expensive carebear ships
Roll

New players generally don't have the skills or the isk to fly expensive carebear ships, if a new player shortcuts their way to the necessary skills and isk they still don't have the knowledge required to leverage them effectively.

TL;DR splurging on skill injectors and PLEX as a new player, in order to fly a shiny ship killmail, invariably ends in tears and occasionally an ALOD article on one of the various Eve news sites.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#9 - 2016-10-19 18:37:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#10 - 2016-10-19 18:55:18 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Aaaaahhhh
Needs lots more tears

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack
Anne Dieu-le-veut
Natl Assn for the Advancement of Criminal People
#11 - 2016-10-19 19:38:47 UTC
I'm going to guess he lost an anti-tanked T1 industrial full of junk at Jita
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#12 - 2016-10-19 19:46:45 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Jimes Chadwick wrote:
You are the equivalent of bandits killing farmers and peasants...
Peace out



ANY OBJECTIONS TO BEING BANDITS HENCE FORTH SAY NAY!

All in favor?

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Giaus Felix
Doomheim
#13 - 2016-10-19 19:53:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Giaus Felix
Jimes Chadwick wrote:
You are the equivalent of bandits killing farmers and peasants
Samurai did that too, look up the traditions of Kiri-sute gomen and Tsujigiri; yet legend paints them as honorable warriors....

I came for the spaceships, I stayed for the tears.
Valkin Mordirc
#14 - 2016-10-19 20:15:50 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Jimes Chadwick wrote:
You are the equivalent of bandits killing farmers and peasants...
Peace out



ANY OBJECTIONS TO BEING BANDITS HENCE FORTH SAY NAY!

All in favor?


AYY
#DeleteTheWeak
Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
#15 - 2016-10-19 20:21:21 UTC
Jimes Chadwick wrote:
Long story short you guys aint real mercs, just dirty muscle. You sit at trade hubs all day long and dock up the moment you see your wartargets gathered a fleet. You claim you take contracts seriously, except the fact you never leave your home system.

All you can ever do is gank new players who have no idea of the game while flying expensive carebear ships. I mean seriously who the f@#! Will hire you in high sec space? People that do industry are smart enough to ignore wardecs and have no reason to fight other players for resources.

I have to give respect to low and null mercenaries. They act like true professional private armies and the things they do is what i pictured eve merc life is about.

But high sec mercs?!? Haha oh please. You are the equivalent of bandits killing farmers and peasants... continue padding your killboards with rows and rows of newbie kills and claim you are *elite* pvper.

Peace out


If you're looking for a private army in highsec let me know! But u will pay extra for all our sec status tags :P
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#16 - 2016-10-19 20:32:33 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Jimes Chadwick wrote:
You are the equivalent of bandits killing farmers and peasants...
Peace out



ANY OBJECTIONS TO BEING BANDITS HENCE FORTH SAY NAY!

All in favor?

Aye

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#17 - 2016-10-19 20:36:13 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Jimes Chadwick wrote:
You are the equivalent of bandits killing farmers and peasants...
Peace out



ANY OBJECTIONS TO BEING BANDITS HENCE FORTH SAY NAY!

All in favor?


Can I bring a dirty muscle?

#fnarrfnarr

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#18 - 2016-10-19 20:53:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Starrakatt
Mortlake wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Jimes Chadwick wrote:
You are the equivalent of bandits killing farmers and peasants...
Peace out



ANY OBJECTIONS TO BEING BANDITS HENCE FORTH SAY NAY!

All in favor?


Can I bring a dirty muscle?

#fnarrfnarr

Just one?

As long as you flex it well, I'm all for it.

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
General Shogun
Free Candy Get In The Van
Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance
#19 - 2016-10-19 20:59:12 UTC
Jimes Chadwick wrote:
Long story short you guys aint real mercs, just dirty muscle. You sit at trade hubs all day long and dock up the moment you see your wartargets gathered a fleet. You claim you take contracts seriously, except the fact you never leave your home system.

All you can ever do is gank new players who have no idea of the game while flying expensive carebear ships. I mean seriously who the f@#! Will hire you in high sec space? People that do industry are smart enough to ignore wardecs and have no reason to fight other players for resources.

I have to give respect to low and null mercenaries. They act like true professional private armies and the things they do is what i pictured eve merc life is about.

But high sec mercs?!? Haha oh please. You are the equivalent of bandits killing farmers and peasants... continue padding your killboards with rows and rows of newbie kills and claim you are *elite* pvper.

Peace out


*tramp stamped*

Mission completed.
Harleydavid
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2016-10-19 21:44:13 UTC
Sounds like someone is butt hurt... Oops
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