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Nieyli Enterprises releases new product
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Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
When Fleets Collide
#1 - 2016-10-18 11:05:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Ria Nieyli
Are you tired of using inefficient shower products? Ones that leave pod goo resin in your implant sockets, pores and hair? Nieyli Enterprises is proud to present a new, revolutionary product developed by Nieyli Enterprises in tandem with top Lai Dai scientists: the STEEL CEDAR BLAST FIST MANLY GRUNT AARG Shower Gel For Men! The STEEL CEDAR BLAST FIST MANLY GRUNT AARG Shower Gel For Men is a soap-free product, infused with real honey and free-range cedar extract to give you that long lasting feeling of freshness. It's lather-rich, to help clean all those hard to reach spots where pod goo might find itself stuck into. It is nourishing and refreshing, both to your skin and your hair. Enjoy up to 24 hours of lasting cedar scent and sleak, clean look, making you a person of distinction whereever you appear! This makes STEEL CEDAR BLAST FIST MANLY GRUNT AARG Shower Gel For Men ideal for both military AND civillian application!

STEEL CEDAR BLAST FIST MANLY GRUNT AARG Shower Gel For Men to an outlet near you soon! This product will be available throught State and Empire space coming this Friday, the 21st of October YC118, in two different package sizes. You could pick up a 250ml bottle of STEEL CEDAR BLAST FIST MANLY GRUNT AARG Shower Gel For Men for ISK2.99 or a 500ml bottle of STEEL CEDAR BLAST FIST MANLY GRUNT AARG Shower Gel For Men for ISK4.99. If you are excited about the product, you could order now and receive it directly through an Expert Distribution delivery, right at your doorstep. Once it is available in the commercial network, you would be able to pick up a free sample at Jita Mart.

But wait, there's more!

Order a bottle of 500ml STEEL CEDAR BLAST FIST MANLY GRUNT AARG Shower Gel For Men before Friday, the 21st of October YC118, and receive a free Caldari Navy Sponge-on-a-Stick. This amazing multi-tool designed by the best Caldari engineers will help you reach all those hard to reach spots! It comes in three distinct colours:

  • Caldari Navy Blue
  • Caldari State Blue
  • State Protectorate Blue

Additionaly, if you order three or more bottles now, you receive ten percent off your next STEEL CEDAR BLAST FIST MANLY GRUNT AARG Shower Gel For Men product purchase! Order STEEL CEDAR BLAST FIST MANLY GRUNT AARG Shower Gel For Men now! Become the driving change towards a cleaner Capsuleer future!
Yarosara Ruil
#2 - 2016-10-18 11:49:07 UTC
Man-care products are dumb. What I need is something flower-scented, that softens my skin, exfoliates my pores and comes with a fluffy luffa!

IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK, MISS NIEYLI?!
Loai Qerl
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#3 - 2016-10-18 12:18:05 UTC
Hm! I do like a good sponge on a stick.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#4 - 2016-10-18 13:54:18 UTC
Allows you to reach that spot at the top of your shoulders after a tough workout.

Also smells like manly endeavours. I bought a crate.

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