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Valkin's Give-A-way 2.0

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Valkin Mordirc
#1 - 2016-10-12 05:29:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Valkin Mordirc
SO


I'll be leaving EVE soon ish. February to be precise.


I also have a **** ton of assets that are just lying around doing nothing.

SO For next couple months I will be GIVING MAH **** AWAY!

How do you be apart of this?

Simple!

Either make me laugh.

Kill me, (In-Game of Course) I'm in my own corp, 100mn snooze. Just dec it or whatever. My alt Clara Barceló is there to. Killing her counts as well.

The more ridiculous you can make the act of fighting me the better. Laughing + Killing= More shite. Also side collapsing laughter from me will increase your chance of winning as I may or maynot be able to fight effectively.

If I get blobbed by say some group of like 5-300 dudes, I will give a ship to the Last damage dealer. If you blob be it will probably diminish what I want to give to you so if you kill me with a full fleet with logistical support you'll probably get a condor or some ****.

JUST BECAUSE I WAS IN YOUR ALLIANCE PREVIOUSLY OR FOR SOME ODD AND UNTHINKBLE REASON ACTUALLY "like" ME DEC ME ANYWAYS, IT'S LIKE 50M YOU TWATS AND IF YOU WANT FREE **** IT'S PROBABLY THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL GET IT BECAUSE I HAVE LIKE 7 OR SO PEOPLE I PLAN ON GIVING **** TO.

General I work 9-6 at my job, I live in mountain time. I will be in highsec, and stay in that area of Highsec.

Also I will accpect and contact notifactions and add you to a watch...buddy list, so you know that I am online.

ALSO JOIN the Channel Valkins GIVE-A-WAY I will be sitting it at all times.

Happen to be a friend of mine, will also get you some free ****, So all you *******, Look at you seeger, YOU'LL GET SOMETHING.

So on and so forth!

I have about 100 or so ships sitting around. Well 98ish. And if I can get through them all. I would very happy like to do so. I'll also list what I give out and why or if that ship has a history to it.

Somethings that are up for grabs,

Panther
Vargur,
xGolem,x (Killed By Devils)
Vindicator
Bowhead,
Mach,
Barghest
Rattles
Bhallgorns
Ravens,
Domi's
Megathrons galore
Geddons,
Eos
Claymore
Slipnire
The other Gal CS
Tengu's
Proteus,
Cynabuls
Loki's
Orthrus,
Vigilants,
Gila's
Keres
Random T1 ****, Merins Moa's and shizzle.

AND a bunch of other things I can't remember

(As a disclaimer can't garrente that the ship I give will be fitted, or even fitted decently. Sometimes I fit some odd **** Or that are in some random system. I dunno deal with it it's free you bastards)

Also contracts given for kills will only be only up a day. So get it when I contract it to you or else somebody else might


So far given out.

1, 100mn AB faction fitted Legion to Ralph King-Griffin. He's a forum buddy and he originally gave me that fit. Fun fact for that legion. I got the first solo kill on a Barghest in it. https://zkillboard.com/kill/42707970/ < That one!

2. One Fleet fitted Megathron - Murdoch Luther. The Megathron that killed New Target a Rival to Murdoch, seemed fitting to gift him this blood coated Battleship.


THAT'S IT FOR NOW. LET'S GO BOIS
#DeleteTheWeak
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
#2 - 2016-10-12 07:38:24 UTC
Just pick a random ship and give it to a random newbie in a newbie system. The shocking responses you get will be fun. Big smile

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#3 - 2016-10-12 09:40:59 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:

1, 100mn AB faction fitted Legion to Ralph King-Griffin. He's a forum buddy and he originally gave me that fit. Fun fact for that legion. I got the first solo kill on a Barghest in it. https://zkillboard.com/kill/42707970/ < That one!

Cheers mate , picked her up already.
I'll treat her rough for youTwisted
Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#4 - 2016-10-12 12:12:45 UTC
I have always made you laugh. Don't forget about me but hate to see you go there, sir.
Starrakatt
Celtic Anarchy
Dead Terrorists
#5 - 2016-10-12 12:14:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Starrakatt
Damn, why are you leaving?

What will you do when you come back, with no stuff?

Sad
Natural CloneKiller
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#6 - 2016-10-12 13:19:51 UTC
Anything you contract to me I will auto pilot around high sec in. With the current wars this should be fun for some. And all in your name sir!
Mike Adoulin
Hell House
Hell Dawn
#7 - 2016-10-12 14:06:05 UTC
Valkin Mordirc.

You have offended my family (all 2138 of them) and Shaolin Hamster Temple.

Prepare to die.

Squeak.

Evil

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#8 - 2016-10-12 14:35:12 UTC
Isn't Feb the month the grand high purple furry wizards do their annual willing sacrifice?

Are you leaving more than just Eve?

I know this is out of game, but can I have your Naughty Boy Bunny suit (the pastel blue one with the Velcro access panels)? I have admired that thing for 3ish years.
Valkin Mordirc
#9 - 2016-10-12 14:36:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Valkin Mordirc
Starrakatt wrote:
Damn, why are you leaving?

What will you do when you come back, with no stuff?

Sad



I have liquid assests still around. Like 4 or so bill and once I get my Fortizar sold I should be pretty solid haha.

Also Natrual and Mike are gunna get something when I get home later tonight.
#DeleteTheWeak
Natural CloneKiller
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#10 - 2016-10-12 14:40:34 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Starrakatt wrote:
Damn, why are you leaving?

What will you do when you come back, with no stuff?

Sad



I have liquid assests still around. Like 4 or so bill and once I get my Fortizar sold I should be pretty solid haha.

Also Natrual and Mike are gunna get something when I get home later tonight.

You can even choose the fit! Lol. And follow me around !
Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
#11 - 2016-10-12 15:12:41 UTC
Take care fella. May your whores be as fat as your hogs.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#12 - 2016-10-12 17:25:35 UTC
Well at least the IQ level will go up in February once you leave.
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#13 - 2016-10-12 18:34:31 UTC
Since I'm an alt of yours, can I get your stuff?

And @Sol, the general IQ will be lowered since a bright mind is leaving us, and you're staying Lol
#fishingthesol

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Valkin Mordirc
#14 - 2016-10-12 18:34:47 UTC
Sol epoch wrote:
Well at least the IQ level will go up in February once you leave.



How bout you dec me Sol? You could win something. Settle a feud.


Or is that to much :effort: for you?
#DeleteTheWeak
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#15 - 2016-10-12 18:46:52 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Sol epoch wrote:
Well at least the IQ level will go up in February once you leave.



How bout you dec me Sol? You could win something. Settle a feud.


Or is that to much :effort: for you?



I could feel his fear as I read this. Uncanny
Starrakatt
Celtic Anarchy
Dead Terrorists
#16 - 2016-10-12 18:52:23 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Starrakatt wrote:
Damn, why are you leaving?

What will you do when you come back, with no stuff?

Sad



I have liquid assests still around. Like 4 or so bill...

Liters?!?

Spoonfull by spoonfull... urrgh, how did you manage not to end dried up dead? I'd be. Shocked

What is your secret?
Valkin Mordirc
#17 - 2016-10-12 19:06:04 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Starrakatt wrote:
Damn, why are you leaving?

What will you do when you come back, with no stuff?

Sad



I have liquid assests still around. Like 4 or so bill...

Liters?!?

Spoonfull by spoonfull... urrgh, how did you manage not to end dried up dead? I'd be. Shocked

What is your secret?



Trading! Haha. I buy and sell on the Amarr/Jita Markets. At one point I could've managed to move into plex selling, and moving it between trade hubs, but uh, I was just little to nervous for that haha
#DeleteTheWeak
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#18 - 2016-10-12 19:53:35 UTC
I am talking in your chat room please respond

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#19 - 2016-10-12 19:59:27 UTC
Shame to see you go. But hey I'll be gone a little sooner I just got nothing to give away I already did that ;)

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Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#20 - 2016-10-12 20:29:41 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Sol epoch wrote:
Well at least the IQ level will go up in February once you leave.



How bout you dec me Sol? You could win something. Settle a feud.


Or is that to much :effort: for you?



I could feel his fear as I read this. Uncanny


Oh yes my knees are knocking at the thought he might undock!


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