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Slavery For Pieter
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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#161 - 2016-10-06 22:00:21 UTC
The Amarr are starting to enslave the Caldari? Not suprised...
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#162 - 2016-10-06 22:01:40 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:

P.S. I am a God. Worship me.


Sorry, wrong side of the argument for that.

Never to late to convert. You'll like it in my cult, we have alcohol and cheesecake.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#163 - 2016-10-06 22:02:40 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
The Amarr are starting to enslave the Caldari? Not suprised...

It was only a matter of time.

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
Mitara Newelle
Newelle Family
#164 - 2016-10-06 22:04:54 UTC
Tyrel Toov wrote:
...we continue to honor that alliance today because when we commit to something we see it through...


Yet you invaded Colelie and broke treaties with attacks in Yulai and the Empire.

I don't think you are using 'honor', 'alliance' and 'commitment' correctly here.

Lady Mitara Newelle of House Sarum, Holder of the Mekhios province of Damnidios Para'nashu, Champion of House Sarum, Sworn Upholder of the Faith, Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Admiral of Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
Mitara Newelle
Newelle Family
#165 - 2016-10-06 22:07:41 UTC
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
So are we enslaving Pieter or not? I've been getting the cage ready since this thread started.

It's really up to Mr Tuulinen. I do have the paperwork ready should he so choose, though it would mean an end to his career as a capsuleer.

Lady Mitara Newelle of House Sarum, Holder of the Mekhios province of Damnidios Para'nashu, Champion of House Sarum, Sworn Upholder of the Faith, Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Admiral of Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
Arrendis
TK Corp
#166 - 2016-10-06 22:53:06 UTC
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
So are we enslaving Pieter or not? I've been getting the cage ready since this thread started.


That's entirely up to him, but make sure he has a safe word.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#167 - 2016-10-06 22:54:57 UTC
Mitara Newelle wrote:
Tyrel Toov wrote:
...we continue to honor that alliance today because when we commit to something we see it through...


Yet you invaded Colelie and broke treaties with attacks in Yulai and the Empire.

I don't think you are using 'honor', 'alliance' and 'commitment' correctly here.


We never invaded Coleile. That was 'aggressive diplomacy'.
Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#168 - 2016-10-06 23:01:30 UTC
Mitara Newelle wrote:
Tyrel Toov wrote:
...we continue to honor that alliance today because when we commit to something we see it through...


Yet you invaded Colelie and broke treaties with attacks in Yulai and the Empire.

I don't think you are using 'honor', 'alliance' and 'commitment' correctly here.

And we still find your ships taking slaves in Republic space which, if I recall, is also a violation of treaties. So was the Empire's attack on Ratillose. Nobody's perfect.

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#169 - 2016-10-07 04:36:46 UTC
For a moment there I had thought the contents of some old corporate data vaults had been breached and planning documents leaked.

Good thing it was just clickbait.

Kurilaivonen|Concern
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#170 - 2016-10-07 14:12:36 UTC
Mitara Newelle wrote:
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
So are we enslaving Pieter or not? I've been getting the cage ready since this thread started.

It's really up to Mr Tuulinen. I do have the paperwork ready should he so choose, though it would mean an end to his career as a capsuleer.

I hardly feel that I would be an ornament to your house, Lady Newelle, although it's good to know that there are all sorts of offers out there.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Mitara Newelle
Newelle Family
#171 - 2016-10-07 22:46:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Mitara Newelle
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Mitara Newelle wrote:
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
So are we enslaving Pieter or not? I've been getting the cage ready since this thread started.

It's really up to Mr Tuulinen. I do have the paperwork ready should he so choose, though it would mean an end to his career as a capsuleer.

I hardly feel that I would be an ornament to your house, Lady Newelle, although it's good to know that there are all sorts of offers out there.

Well, if you ever change your mind then. I pray Lord Newelle is not too put out having all his work be for naught. You may have to treat him to spirits to abate his disappointment.

Lady Mitara Newelle of House Sarum, Holder of the Mekhios province of Damnidios Para'nashu, Champion of House Sarum, Sworn Upholder of the Faith, Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Admiral of Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#172 - 2016-10-07 22:50:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Aldrith Shutaq
It's such a nice cage, too. Has wood shavings on the bottom and an exercise wheel. And only the finest of protein delicacy pellets.

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#173 - 2016-10-07 23:14:16 UTC
All I'm getting from actually wanting to enslave Pieter is now in one word:

Cuckold.

Kurilaivonen|Concern
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#174 - 2016-10-08 14:17:28 UTC
Mitara Newelle wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Mitara Newelle wrote:
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
So are we enslaving Pieter or not? I've been getting the cage ready since this thread started.

It's really up to Mr Tuulinen. I do have the paperwork ready should he so choose, though it would mean an end to his career as a capsuleer.

I hardly feel that I would be an ornament to your house, Lady Newelle, although it's good to know that there are all sorts of offers out there.

Well, if you ever change your mind then. I pray Lord Newelle is not too put out having all his work be for naught. You may have to treat him to spirits to abate his disappointment.

Why anyone shall be disappointed?

Well, I know that slavery in the State is prohibited, so I can't make any related offers. However, if I'd have free funds, I could offer Tuulinen-haan a job as my maid.

On the other hand, having a personal maid for Caldari Officer is unacceptable. Caldari Officer shall be able to make all her house duties herself without any help. Hedonism and evasion of work and maintaining your appearance yourself for Caldari is unacceptable. (Did I just repeat unacceptable? Excuse me. That was unacceptable.)

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Loai Qerl
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#175 - 2016-10-08 14:36:21 UTC
I personally don't mind avoiding work at all? Pieter, if the simple life ever calls and you'd like to do laundry and make noodles instead of murdering people in space, it would be a sacred duty to provide for you and an honor.
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#176 - 2016-10-08 15:10:53 UTC
Not really sure why everyone is giving Pieter, a respectable man, such insulting offers.

Did I miss something here?

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Arrendis
TK Corp
#177 - 2016-10-08 15:42:02 UTC
Wait, you mean you haven't been getting similar offers, Jason? I know I have...
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#178 - 2016-10-08 15:53:40 UTC
I would like to bring apology to Tuulinen-haan if he would consider my offer as insulting.
Also I would like to state that my offer was a hypothetical and I didn't actually offered it to him... only dreamed aloud about it.

I am sorry.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#179 - 2016-10-08 16:29:34 UTC
Hmm, no one's offered to enslave me recently either. Should I feel left out?

Wait, this is all about the Civire jawline isn't it?

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#180 - 2016-10-08 16:43:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Aldrith Shutaq
You people do know I was joking, right? I know Pieter, we've been acquaintances for a while.

You also do know we don't keep people in giant furrier enclosures, right? Please tell me you know that.

It was supposed to be funny...

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu