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Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#181 - 2016-10-08 17:16:47 UTC
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
You people do know I was joking, right? I know Pieter, we've been acquiescences for a while.

You also do know we don't keep people in giant furrier enclosures, right? Please tell me you know that.

It was supposed to be funny...


It seemed pretty obvious, my lord. It gets a little hard to know who's pretending to take you seriously to be funny about it and who's actually taking you seriously or seeing other people pretending to take you seriously and thinking, "Wait, was he serious?"

I think most of them still know it was a joke.

I think?
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#182 - 2016-10-08 17:42:34 UTC
I knew you were joking, Aldrith. I also know that Diana Kim does not joke.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#183 - 2016-10-08 17:52:32 UTC
Loai Qerl wrote:
I personally don't mind avoiding work at all? Pieter, if the simple life ever calls and you'd like to do laundry and make noodles instead of murdering people in space, it would be a sacred duty to provide for you and an honor.


I already do this AND murder people in space. To be fair, my wife's share of the chores is manufacturing a tiny Tuulinen, so I think I got the easier duty.

Still, it's nice to have all these offers piling up. I shall definitely quote all this interest when it comes time to renegotiate with Desiderya...

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#184 - 2016-10-08 17:53:17 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
You people do know I was joking, right? I know Pieter, we've been acquiescences for a while.

You also do know we don't keep people in giant furrier enclosures, right? Please tell me you know that.

It was supposed to be funny...


It seemed pretty obvious, my lord. It gets a little hard to know who's pretending to take you seriously to be funny about it and who's actually taking you seriously or seeing other people pretending to take you seriously and thinking, "Wait, was he serious?"

I think most of them still know it was a joke.

I think?


I certainly did, and I'm the only one with a right to be offended. If an offer to be taken into somone's household is meant to offend.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#185 - 2016-10-08 17:53:18 UTC
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
You people do know I was joking, right? I know Pieter, we've been acquiescences for a while.

You also do know we don't keep people in giant furrier enclosures, right? Please tell me you know that.

It was supposed to be funny...


I think you meant 'acquaintances' there, old boy. I mean, unless you're saying you've both been giving in to one another for a while...

...but you know, Mitara might be scandalized by that. Ali wouldn't, of course...
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#186 - 2016-10-08 17:58:17 UTC
...

What are you saying?

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#187 - 2016-10-08 18:00:35 UTC
They might be throwing fights!
Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#188 - 2016-10-08 19:04:45 UTC
Translation software is hard.

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#189 - 2016-10-09 12:10:20 UTC
Jason Galente wrote:
I knew you were joking, Aldrith. I also know that Diana Kim does not joke.

How did you learn that? Did you managed to hack my NeoCom console and read Directive 666?

Well, in that case you shall be very afraid. In the academy during IT lectures I have written a virus that was scanning your NeoCom for pictures and turning all peoples faces found on them into Hello Furrier cartoon face. You could have easily infected yourself just by browsing my NeoCom.

I am terrified to imagine what will happen with your collection of indecent gallentean pictures of naked peoples...

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#190 - 2016-10-09 13:39:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Jason Galente
Diana Kim wrote:
Jason Galente wrote:
I knew you were joking, Aldrith. I also know that Diana Kim does not joke.

In the academy during IT lectures I have written a virus that was scanning your NeoCom for pictures and turning all peoples faces found on them into Hello Furrier cartoon face. You could have easily infected yourself just by browsing my NeoCom.

I am terrified to imagine what will happen with your collection of indecent gallentean pictures of naked peoples...


That'd just make it better.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Jev North
Doomheim
#191 - 2016-10-10 13:01:56 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
my lord


Every once in a great while, I poke a toe into the greater world to check whether the times are changing. Every once in an even greater while, it turns out they have.

Even though our love is cruel; even though our stars are crossed.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#192 - 2016-10-10 14:38:52 UTC
Jev North wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
my lord


Every once in a great while, I poke a toe into the greater world to check whether the times are changing. Every once in an even greater while, it turns out they have.


Maybe a little less than you think, Jev.

I'm not properly an imperial subject, but I'm in service to someone who is. My actions reflect on her, so, forms of address reflecting respect for the Imperial feudal hierarchy kind of come with the territory.

That's not to say that nobody has any ideas about conversion or something, of course, but I'm kind of a long-term project that way.
Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#193 - 2016-10-12 14:08:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Lunarisse Aspenstar
Synthetic Cultist wrote:


The Majority of the Scriptures consist of volumes that are of only Slight Relevance to the Majority of People's daily Lives.

The Writings of Saint Pedanticus, Patron Saint of Health and Safety in the Workplace, are an Example. .


Another example are the writings of Saint Fiacre.

They help with garden design and they are my go-to source when I begin to ponder a new garden plan.

For example, in the 47th Book of Saint Fiacre, Paragraph 4, Versus 1-4, it provides:

Raised Garden Bed. To Build a 4-cubit by 8-cubit Raised Garden Bed, You Will need Two 7-cubit 4 x 4 Beams (or A Similar Quantity of Stone Blocks) for the sides and two 4-cubit 4 x 4 Beams (or A Similar Quantity of Stone Blocks) for the ends. Place Concrete Blocks with Open Ends facing up to outline the Raised Bed. The Openings can be Filled with Soil and Used as Planting Pockets for Small Herbs or Edible Flowers.
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