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Diagnostics Report: Caldari Sociology

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Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#1 - 2016-09-05 21:52:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Ottom Ephesianos
A girl got loosed from a convent in Caldari State. She had SSD (Spiritual Space Dementia). The Monks at the enclave gave her Jax3d and a rigorous workout routine. She is branded a slave to an Amarrian Judicial system. They sent her to the Monks for evaluation and distribution. These things are technically inferior forms of social engineering. Because the insane need be fixed by the Doctor not their belief system. It is abnormal psychological behavior for a slave to be repaired by religious order. This is a major driver in SSD.

SSD effects a host but the side effects of dementia are destabilizing to relativity. Insane people are easier to control and no communications net is without rogue drone calls. The more a humans brain becomes valuable when manipulated the stronger the signal generated alien activity.

Lost beacons, lost time, missed projectile analysis, cloak and jump failures: The list goes on.

It is good to have regular crew evaluations.

Something the Caldari State does not.

The have mega corporations in the State. These house many different ideologies however their mental awareness’s attempt at hiving. They have intimate mental relations with one another as they are always invested in their projects. Thus a lapse in most cases in crew evaluations.

This results in SSD. A ship wide conspiracy.

The Doctor on any ship should have the right medicine even if it is placebo.

The stress rate of the average Caldari citizen is that akin to a slave. It is my opinion as a Doctor to recommend more schooling before space travel.

The Caldari State takes pride in their capital missile programs: Only because Intaki slaved build their missile bays. They are deep underground.

These mega corporate hives are so deep they enter a different realm of Time and Space. They are computer generators for defense protocols involving relation to the center mass of any object in space and auto turret targeting. If the hive is deep enough the programing can be technically precognizant in Quantum processing.

A glitch hit.

In any case. The Caldari State is in danger of losing their fundamental principals.

That is to make a home out of your space ship and stop slaving.

There are talks and I was a first responder to Caldari and Galenti attacks where Intaki do not “need” to come back.

Explaining the center of the worlds they colonize are always star gates if you dig down far enough.

Once the Caldari people except the Intaki dimension doors. They will be start to heal.

-ottout
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#2 - 2016-09-05 22:13:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Pieter Tuulinen
Next time, write about something that you know about. This just makes you look like you took a blow to the head before you wrote it. A blow to the head that took place far away from Caldari space, obviously.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Korsavius
Revenent Defence Corperation
#3 - 2016-09-05 22:36:14 UTC
I thank you for the entertainment provided during my afternoon tea break, interesting stuff indeed.

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Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#4 - 2016-09-05 22:40:50 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Next time, write about something that you know about. This just makes you look like you took a blow to the head before you wrote it. A blow to the head that took place far away from Caldari space, obviously.

He is an enemy of the State and creates lies for propaganda against us with as much quality as his own mental abilities allow.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#5 - 2016-09-05 23:53:14 UTC
... well ... I guess we're back to the nonsense.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#6 - 2016-09-06 03:30:39 UTC
Ottom Ephesianos wrote:
A girl got loosed from a convent in Caldari State. She had SSD (Spiritual Space Dementia).


How exactly is anything 'spiritual' supposed to be considered a valid medical diagnosis?
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2016-09-06 03:45:07 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
Ottom Ephesianos wrote:
A girl got loosed from a convent in Caldari State. She had SSD (Spiritual Space Dementia).


How exactly is anything 'spiritual' supposed to be considered a valid medical diagnosis?


Considering that his entire diatribe sounds like a conspiracy theory, I don't think even that diagnosis is valid.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#8 - 2016-09-06 04:55:53 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
Ottom Ephesianos wrote:
A girl got loosed from a convent in Caldari State. She had SSD (Spiritual Space Dementia).


How exactly is anything 'spiritual' supposed to be considered a valid medical diagnosis?

What exactly is a Caldari convent? How deep does the rabbit hole go?

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#9 - 2016-09-06 05:07:54 UTC
You're saying that somewhere in the State, there was a lull in the continuous barrage of routine workforce evaluation?

Maker, if only.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

Morgan Wulver
SAYR Reserve Guard
SAYR Galactic
#10 - 2016-09-06 06:34:06 UTC
For the love of my own sanity, someone please tell me that this just a bunch of nonsense to them too. Because I put in A LOT of serpentis implants recently and if this is just me then I might have a serious problem on my hands.

Kirjuun! Uakan! Teknikiara! Kanpai kameitsamuu! Ra ra ra!

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2016-09-06 06:37:31 UTC
Morgan Wulver wrote:
For the love of my own sanity, someone please tell me that this just a bunch of nonsense to them too. Because I put in A LOT of serpentis implants recently and if this is just me then I might have a serious problem on my hands.


Just looking at all the other comments, no, you are not the only one who thinks he just read nonsense.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Lord Kailethre
Tengoo Uninstallation Service
#12 - 2016-09-06 08:40:48 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Next time, write about something that you know about. This just makes you look like you took a blow to the head before you wrote it. A blow to the head that took place far away from Caldari space, obviously.


I know I said this last time and reusing material is almost a daux pas, but...

He is an Amarrian in Ushra'Khan. How much more brain damages can you possibly get?
Zekiel Iyhr
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#13 - 2016-09-06 09:06:47 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
... well ... I guess we're back to the nonsense.


Had we ever stopped?
Yarosara Ruil
#14 - 2016-09-06 10:46:43 UTC
This is so easy to make fun of it's not even funny anymore.

UP YOUR GOSH DANG IT TO HECK GAME MISTER EPHISIANOS! FOR ONCE GIVE ME A REAL CHALLENGE!
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#15 - 2016-09-06 17:01:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Pieter Tuulinen
Neph wrote:
You're saying that somewhere in the State, there was a lull in the continuous barrage of routine workforce evaluation?

Maker, if only.


How would you evaluate your level of workplace evaluation?

a) Not frequent enough.
b) Frequent enough.
c) Maker. Oh Maker. Please stop.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Makoto Priano
Kirkinen-Arataka Transhuman Zenith Consulting Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#16 - 2016-09-06 17:04:27 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:

What exactly is a Caldari convent? How deep does the rabbit hole go?


Well.

How deep is the permafrost?

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Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#17 - 2016-09-06 18:33:40 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Next time, write about something that you know about. This just makes you look like you took a blow to the head before you wrote it. A blow to the head that took place far away from Caldari space, obviously.

He is an enemy of the State and creates lies for propaganda against us with as much quality as his own mental abilities allow.

Ok, I'm going to have to draw a firm line with you here. Calling this propaganda is an insult to every instance of propaganda that came before it. Please do not associate the ramblings of a poor, insane capsuleer with proper propaganda.

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#18 - 2016-09-06 19:08:29 UTC
Doesn't propaganda generally have to be some what believable to be effective?
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#19 - 2016-09-06 19:30:36 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Doesn't propaganda generally have to be some what believable to be effective?


That depends entirely upon whom the propaganda is targeted at. Sometimes, people just need an excuse to start believing the nonsense they already want to.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#20 - 2016-09-06 20:06:16 UTC
Good point.
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