Intergalactic Summit

News reaches Gutter Press, about disturbances on Luminaire VII (Caldari Prime), where recent construction efforts by Caldari capsuleer entrepreneurs have had several concerning effects.

Towering !

The recent construction of an Arcology, several km tall, intended to house Caldari citizens, has caused concern amongst other inhabitants, due to its menacing appearance, and thrusting intrusion into the aesthetics of the skyline.

"That tower blocks the early morning sunlight, meaning I can't sunbathe in the morning. Outrageous!", said one concerned Gallente socialite.
"Goodness, it's so tall, and thick", commented a Jin-Mei exotic dancer.
"This monstrous rod violates the skyline. I can't paint this !", complained an Intaki painter.

Intrusive !

In addition to the visual intrusion, numerous social problems have been reported across both Caldari and Gallente administered areas of the contested planet.

Gallente citizens claim that a "hostile atmosphere" towards Gallente residents in the Caldari administered areas, has led many to leave, with some taking up opportunities with Homeland Property Management, a Gallente-owned firm that is no stranger to controversy.

Meanwhile, Caldari citizens claim that a similar hostile atmosphere exists amongst some Gallente administered areas, with claims that because off-world Caldari entrepreneurs are investing in Caldari areas, then ethnic Caldari citizens should "go back to where they came from", and other inflammatory statements.

Tension !

Gutter Press agents spoke to a number of citizens in these troubled areas, to hear their concerns.
"Yeah, like, those Gallente aren't welcome round here no more. This is a Caldari area. For the State!", said one young Caldari hoodlum in a majority Caldari zone.
"Oh, Civire men are alright, for a bit of rough action, with their chiselled features. But I wouldn't want one as a neighbour.", said a Gallente exotic dance studio owner in a majority Gallente zone.

Friction !

The authorities on Luminaire VII (Caldari Prime), state that everything is "under control", and that "no significant disturbances" are occurring.

Bureaucracy !

Gutter Press will keep an eye on this situation, bringing the real truth of New Eden life to light.

Gutter Press. News that matters.

Something something tralala

That click bait....

Why, there's plenty of places. If your definition of tan is "not pure white", that is.

Some plant sap increases the skin's sensitivity to UV. Possibly special tanning lotions tailored to the climate of Caldari Prime use such plant extracts to allow tanning in relatively inclement weather.

Also, lenses. Colossal lenses that you bathe under.

Somewhere in New Eden, a psychoanalyst has earned his wings.

I heard that the bidding competition was stiff for the construction work and that plenty of the backers got shafted once all of the financial dust settled. Also. one of my cousins in the Federation bureaucracy said that they really rammed through some of the proposals as well and that a lot of people felt they got hosed once money started shooting around everywhere.

My take is that somebody got taken for a ride behind the scenes on this one and that everybody probably needs a good cigarette and a nice night's rest to think about thing more clearly in the morning.

That's all hearsay, though, so don't get too excited.

Let the mighty Caldari erection stand forever and intimidate Gallenteans with its size!! Keep doing the good job, Tuulinen-haan!

Glory to the State and Caldari architects!

If the long shadow is too obstructive then the local citizens should build terraces and dwarf it. Sunbathing on a terrace is lovely and the breeze is better elevated. The grass is always better manicured and you are less likely to be disturbed. You are also that much closer to the Sun of your system itself. You should rise to meet it instead of condemn a super structure.

As far as tension and friction. There are better things to focus on.

I would suggest imagining these grievances are already resolved and think of something better to focus on.

The Universe is constantly evolving: Changing and ... floating. What will new generations think? Hiding within humanities DNA are endless possibilities. If we as a people do not accept one another for what anyone can offer the cosmos, new patterns of genetic superiority won't reveal itself.

There is no classification or regulated gene code in relation to: Intelligence, comeliness, fortitude and longevity. Creativity is something that comes with no race, color, or creed. As represented by the best ships in the galaxy which are almost always cross platform endeavors requiring more than one racial skill type to pilot.

I have noted this and attempted to multiclass my own clone to better accommodate the cosmos's need for multilateral, multifaceted DNA.

Unfortunately I trained Minmatar and Caldari starship command skills.

There is nothing on the market for those skill brackets but I still feel as though I have made a good attempt.

Perhaps one day.

-ottout

Again, it goes without saying that nothing this impressive could have been managed without our sponsors, and for those of a Gallente Persuasion, you should remember that this is neither a Pyre-Falcon nor a Kaalakiota managed project - although Mama Oiritsuu chipped in some of the funding.