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Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation Round 2

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VKhaun Vex
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2012-01-07 22:18:04 UTC
Chainsaw Plankton wrote:
wish granted, but they are tranny hookers


I wish for a hug from the bear on meth!


The bear hugs you while you're high on meth... but now you're hooked on meth....


I wish someone would post some cool stuffs in my cool stuffs thread. I had high hopes for that one, but it's bombed. Sad

Charges Twilight fans with Ka-bar -Surfin's PlunderBunny LIIIIIIIIIIINNEEEEE PIIIEEEECCCCEEE!!!!!!! -Taedrin Using relativity to irrational numbers is smart -rodyas I no longer believe we landed on the moon. -Atticus Fynch

Tallianna Avenkarde
Pyre of Gods
#22 - 2012-01-08 05:03:23 UTC
VKhaun Vex wrote:
Chainsaw Plankton wrote:
wish granted, but they are tranny hookers


I wish for a hug from the bear on meth!


The bear hugs you while you're high on meth... but now you're hooked on meth....


I wish someone would post some cool stuffs in my cool stuffs thread. I had high hopes for that one, but it's bombed. Sad


Wish granted! but it was a shiptoast.


I wish for a 3 way man hug with spanky and xenuria

And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell.

Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2012-01-09 00:56:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari
Wish granted. You will now regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But someday, and for the rest of your puny life.

I wish my thread didn't dissapear for no reason.

This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

prwar desu
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2012-01-09 06:41:40 UTC
Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:
Wish granted. You will now regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But someday, and for the rest of your puny life.

I wish my thread didn't dissapear for no reason.


Thread reappeared with a bad reply
I wish my cancer hadn't spread to my liver
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#25 - 2012-01-12 23:30:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari
prwar desu wrote:
Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:
Wish granted. You will now regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But someday, and for the rest of your puny life.

I wish my thread didn't dissapear for no reason.


Thread reappeared with a bad reply
I wish my cancer hadn't spread to my liver


Wish granted. Fortunately, there is no way for me to corrupt it without being offensive. I hope you get better soon...

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I wish the United States finally elected a president who wasn't an idiot (this wish is on not just for me, but for people all around the country).

This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

F'lix
AP Ventures Ltd.
#26 - 2012-01-13 01:14:24 UTC
Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:
prwar desu wrote:
Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:
Wish granted. You will now regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But someday, and for the rest of your puny life.

I wish my thread didn't dissapear for no reason.


Thread reappeared with a bad reply
I wish my cancer hadn't spread to my liver


Wish granted. Fortunately, there is no way for me to corrupt it without being offensive. I hope you get better soon...

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I wish the United States finally elected a president who wasn't an idiot (this wish is on not just for me, but for people all around the country).


Wish granted. The next president of the USA takes over the world. He then devotes several billion dollars towards making him immortal. He then abolishes democracy, which in turn results in a thousand year dynasty of orderly rule, but nobody can prove its violent authority because the leader is smart enough to predict where all dissenters will sprout and prompts stomps out any opposition. He also abducts your mother and uses her as his slave.

I wish my roommate would learn his lesson and stop being such a unhealthy slob and somehow producing bio-hazardous whenever I leave the house for longer than 24 hours.

Shaytan Combine is Recruiting! All Pilots Welcome regardless of Skill level, Profession, or Bitterness level Visit http://goo.gl/Hstpv for details.

VKhaun Vex
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#27 - 2012-01-13 01:44:05 UTC
F'lix wrote:
I wish my roommate would learn his lesson and stop being such a unhealthy slob and somehow producing bio-hazardous whenever I leave the house for longer than 24 hours.


Your roommate becomes very serious about his health. Cardio, weights, martial arts. Soon he looks like a model and is one of the strongest men alive. He takes your girlfriend to be his plaything, bullies you physically, and eventually moves out. This leaves you to pay for the room alone with a wounded pride and a broken heart.

I wish for winning lotto numbers again. I never play the lottery really, and I'm making more money know than ever before... but for some reason I've felt like it lately. Six digits please.

Charges Twilight fans with Ka-bar -Surfin's PlunderBunny LIIIIIIIIIIINNEEEEE PIIIEEEECCCCEEE!!!!!!! -Taedrin Using relativity to irrational numbers is smart -rodyas I no longer believe we landed on the moon. -Atticus Fynch

Griff Hardstone
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2012-01-13 04:00:28 UTC
VKhaun Vex wrote:
[quote=F'lix]II wish for winning lotto numbers again. I never play the lottery really, and I'm making more money know than ever before... but for some reason I've felt like it lately. Six digits please.


5-7-15-24-26-48

The numbers hit and you win. Suddenly you have six paternity suits against you and family and friends are begging for money. You can't leave the house without people holding their hands out and the phone rings constantly. You escape to another city where you think nobody know you. That night your robbed by a crazed crackhead who takes everything in which you feel a small sense of relief thinking that with everything gone life can go back to normal. When you wake up in the morning you see a letter from the IRS saying you have 7 days to pay 10% of winnings in taxes or face 25 years in prison.

I wish my isp provider would give me the speeds they claim I'm getting.
xplosiv
Doomheim
#29 - 2012-01-13 14:32:38 UTC
Granted. Now your loved ones become horrified by the amount of prawn you dl. And all leave. You are left a lonely husk with only your crispy clear internet voice clients as means of human contact.



I want a new car
F'lix
AP Ventures Ltd.
#30 - 2012-01-13 18:07:53 UTC
xplosiv wrote:


I want a new car


Granted, but the transmission breaks the first day you drive it.

I now wish for a pay-raise.

Shaytan Combine is Recruiting! All Pilots Welcome regardless of Skill level, Profession, or Bitterness level Visit http://goo.gl/Hstpv for details.

John Caligan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#31 - 2012-01-13 22:54:12 UTC
F'lix wrote:
xplosiv wrote:


I want a new car


Granted, but the transmission breaks the first day you drive it.

I now wish for a pay-raise.


Granted, but your paycheck is now in Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish for a shiny new Battlecruiser.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#32 - 2012-01-13 23:02:08 UTC
John Caligan wrote:
F'lix wrote:
xplosiv wrote:


I want a new car


Granted, but the transmission breaks the first day you drive it.

I now wish for a pay-raise.


Granted, but your paycheck is now in Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish for a shiny new Battlecruiser.


You got ti! But your CEO just dismantled your corp and now there are 20 reds waiting for you to undock.


I wish that WiS was completely abandoned and erased from existence.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Selinate
#33 - 2012-01-13 23:45:08 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:

I wish that WiS was completely abandoned and erased from existence.


Granted. There are no more space stations, the one currently in existence crashes to earth and hits your mother's house, killing her. Also, HTFU noob.

I wish for great hardcore porn between a beautiful woman and another beautiful woman.
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2012-01-15 04:13:49 UTC
Wish granted. And then a gay guy comes in and ruins the fun.

I wish I could come up with something better.

This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#35 - 2012-01-15 04:54:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Caellach Marellus
Amaroq DricaldariI wrote:
wish I could come up with something better.


Granted only you find it's better for those who despise you the most and leads to your slow but excruciatingly painful downfall.


I wish the Raiders would win a Superbowl before the decade is out, and I'm still alive to enjoy it.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.

John Caligan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#36 - 2012-01-15 10:23:44 UTC
Okay, but the second after they score the last touchdown, a football crashes through your window, impacting on your temple, causing massive internal damage, and killing you on impact, before exploding in a great ball of napalm.

...I wish I had a fish. A vegetarian one, please.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#37 - 2012-01-15 10:42:18 UTC
John Caligan wrote:
Okay, but the second after they score the last touchdown, a football crashes through your window, impacting on your temple, causing massive internal damage, and killing you on impact, before exploding in a great ball of napalm.

...I wish I had a fish. A vegetarian one, please.



Granted. Turns to be a whale shark and the crane downloading it crashes it on your brand new car.

I wish I could whine about nullsec.
JordanParey
Quality Assurance
#38 - 2012-01-15 10:59:11 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
John Caligan wrote:
Okay, but the second after they score the last touchdown, a football crashes through your window, impacting on your temple, causing massive internal damage, and killing you on impact, before exploding in a great ball of napalm.

...I wish I had a fish. A vegetarian one, please.



Granted. Turns to be a whale shark and the crane downloading it crashes it on your brand new car.

I wish I could whine about nullsec.


Granted. More players move into nullsec from high and low, towers go up, moon mining and PI all go up, causing prices to drop all across Eve. Supply outstrips demand, but since the ISK faucet keeps opening up more and nothing gets bought, inflation goes way up and nothing sells anymore. CCP implements a fix but in their infinite wisdom a minor oversight causes prices to stay ridiculously high but removes all methods of making ISK from the game. People fight and fight until the ISK runs out and then there's nothing. Congratulations, you just effectively killed Eve. Money wasted and people leaving, Eve turns into a wasteland of bitter veterans with nothing better to do than tell "well, back in MY day..." stories, while newbs go through and burn all structures, mods, and ships across New Eden. You now have an excuse to whine about null.


I wish that my boss' daughter would come back and jump my bones with dat ass.
Rel'k Bloodlor
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#39 - 2012-01-16 01:38:39 UTC
JordanParey wrote:


I wish that my boss' daughter would come back and jump my bones with dat ass.




She dose, you get caught, shes 15

I wish one thorax's died a stabber would be left in there place as its skeleton

I wanted to paint my space ship red, but I couldn't find enough goats. 

Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2012-01-16 05:19:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari
Wish granted. However, the Stabber is on Auto-Pilot and belongs to the enemy faction, so it automatically pods you.

I wish I could turn people into sweetrolls.

This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.