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Someone called me a noob and it hurt my feelings.
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Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#1 - 2016-07-29 03:51:10 UTC
Then when I explained that I wasn't a noob they laughed and mocked and hurt my feelings again.

Plus they killed my rookie ship and stole my fireworks.

Thank me later :D
Karina Ivanovich
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2016-07-29 03:55:34 UTC
They must have mistaken you for one of us Hordes.

Some call me insane. If the universe is sane, then I embrace that label.
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#3 - 2016-07-29 03:57:19 UTC
Karina Ivanovich wrote:
They must have mistaken you for one of us Hordes.


just when i didnt think it could get any worse...

Thank me later :D
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#4 - 2016-07-29 03:57:58 UTC
and...CCP once rendered a lot of players' computers inoperable with an expansion.


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Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2016-07-29 03:59:44 UTC
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:
Then when I explained that I wasn't a noob they laughed and mocked and hurt my feelings again.

Plus they killed my rookie ship and stole my fireworks.


I can understand poking you with blasters and calling you a noob...


But stealing the fireworks? Low blow man, low blow, I feel your pain.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#6 - 2016-07-29 04:00:03 UTC
i know this is satire but i guarantee someone will earnestly start pleading this cause any second now

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Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#7 - 2016-07-29 04:01:13 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
i know this is satire but i guarantee someone will earnestly start pleading this cause any second now


i wanted those fireworks and on top of that i even asked them not to shoot because i was just travelling :(

space lives matter

Thank me later :D
Tao Dolcino
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2016-07-29 04:03:50 UTC
Very bad quality trolling and useless empty post.
Mocking new players and players in general who show more feelings than the average bully is not going to improve the sense of community nor the number of subscriptions.
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#9 - 2016-07-29 04:05:16 UTC
Tao Dolcino wrote:
Very bad quality trolling and useless empty post.
Mocking new players and players in general who show more feelings than the average bully is not going to improve the sense of community nor the number of subscriptions.


you're a monster!!

Thank me later :D
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2016-07-29 04:09:13 UTC
Tao Dolcino wrote:
Very bad quality trolling and useless empty post.
Mocking new players and players in general who show more feelings than the average bully is not going to improve the sense of community nor the number of subscriptions.


Mockery is a key component of humour. There is already a very tight-knit community here in this game that understands this humour and appreciates it. Endless posts complaining about gankers and calling them psychopaths are better? They will improve the sense of community and the number of subscriptions? We're going to make light of those posts with humour like this because they are ideas worth mocking.

You need to lighten up, and get some perspective here - this is not a game for children, and it's especially not a game for tumblrinas. If this humour offends you, then I'm sure I can find something you've said or done that offends me. Should I berate you for it? Should I police you for it?

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2016-07-29 04:09:43 UTC
Tao Dolcino wrote:
Very bad quality trolling and useless empty post.
Mocking new players and players in general who show more feelings than the average bully is not going to improve the sense of community nor the number of subscriptions.



Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
i know this is satire but i guarantee someone will earnestly start pleading this cause any second now



Ayyyyyy called it Lol
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#12 - 2016-07-29 04:13:16 UTC
Brokk Witgenstein wrote:
Tao Dolcino wrote:
Very bad quality trolling and useless empty post.
Mocking new players and players in general who show more feelings than the average bully is not going to improve the sense of community nor the number of subscriptions.



Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
i know this is satire but i guarantee someone will earnestly start pleading this cause any second now



Ayyyyyy called it Lol


Ralph has never even stolen fireworks from me so that's how I can tell he's a good person.

Thank me later :D
May Arethusa
Junction Systems
#13 - 2016-07-29 04:13:42 UTC
I suggest we petition CCP to make all fireworks lost as cargo shoot in spectacular fashion to the nearest station, heralding your destruction with sparkly goodness for the world to see before re-appearing in your hangar.
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#14 - 2016-07-29 04:42:02 UTC
May I suggest filling out this and file to appropriate department Lol

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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#15 - 2016-07-29 04:44:17 UTC
Tao Dolcino wrote:
jackassery


Last time I checked your corp/alliance prohibited non-directors from posting on the forums.

Would be sad if somebody notified them of your lapse.

...well...........not really......

Bear

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And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#16 - 2016-07-29 04:47:17 UTC
Chribba wrote:
May I suggest filling out this and file to appropriate department Lol


my sister broke her cadet blue crayon in the sharpener so i have nothing to write with

Thank me later :D
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#17 - 2016-07-29 04:54:31 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Tao Dolcino wrote:
jackassery


Last time I checked your corp/alliance prohibited non-directors from posting on the forums.

Would be sad if somebody notified them of your lapse.

...well...........not really......

Bear


i asked around and the response i got was "did ur post suck?" so i'm good because this is a good post.

Thank me later :D
Shae Tadaruwa
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#18 - 2016-07-29 05:19:11 UTC
I feel for you OP.

In fact, I'm willing to double whatever fireworks you have left, to help make up for your loss.

Send them to me and I'll send you twice as many back.

Shae: Eve's only honest fireworks doubler

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Lex Gabinia
Res Repetundae
#19 - 2016-07-29 07:24:08 UTC
Tao Dolcino wrote:
Very bad quality trolling and useless empty post.
Mocking new players and players in general who show more feelings than the average bully is not going to improve the sense of community nor the number of subscriptions.


I do wonder why so many players think it their responsibility to increase subscriber count. Are we not here to enjoy a game? Are we the free marketing/sales department for CCP? Did I miss something in the EULA?
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#20 - 2016-07-29 07:32:05 UTC
vOv

Sorry?

Big smile

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
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