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Blister X is a pretty cool guy.
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Suitonia
Order of the Red Kestrel
#1 - 2011-12-20 20:47:48 UTC
Let me tell you about a guy named Blister X.

Blister X > run run run away
Blister X > I'll gladly hand you a asswhooping 2003 style Mr Mouth
Blister X > When I offer a 1v1 it is honored
Blister X > anyone on the LAWN side gets in it and I'll shoot them myself.

Cue him losing his badly fit Daredevil to a Helios (helios) after trashtalking in local for about 10 minutes, his friends come in to try and save him when they realise he is losing to the Helios, but he pops anyway, so they then hold the heroic Minigin so that Blister X can return in his Cynabal to finish the Helios off.

Blister X > we have 800 members and are blue to goons so good luck.


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jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#2 - 2011-12-20 21:14:56 UTC
Thanks for making a thread about this, i enjoyed it so much milk shot out my nipples!!
HachToom
Cool4Cats
#3 - 2011-12-20 21:22:39 UTC  |  Edited by: HachToom
probably u should have ejected and shot the loot Big smile to avoid the 200 mil loss mail for a helios Lol

shouldn't the daredevil have been on the helios mail ? not that i care, but u sound mad
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#4 - 2011-12-20 21:36:04 UTC
I liked the bit where they claimed 'looting rights' weren't part of a 1v1 therefore think their honour is intact. Dumbshits.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2011-12-20 22:14:22 UTC
HachToom wrote:
probably u should have ejected and shot the loot Big smile to avoid the 200 mil loss mail for a helios Lol

shouldn't the daredevil have been on the helios mail ? not that i care, but u sound mad


Because killboard stats are important in nullsec.
Alara IonStorm
#6 - 2011-12-20 23:02:34 UTC
Minigin don't be Butthurt over this. The situation could have been a lot worse.

Let me paint you a picture with my imagination brush.

You wake up in your CQ walk to the mirror and this face is staring back at you. Then you realize that the Biomass button is broken and you can not even end the shame of loosing a DD to a Helios after needing your Tengu friends to dishonor the 1v1. Stuck in this pathetic existence forever.

Feel better?
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7 - 2011-12-20 23:07:47 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Minigin don't be Butthurt over this. The situation could have been a lot worse.

Let me paint you a picture with my imagination brush.

You wake up in your CQ walk to the mirror and this face is staring back at you. Then you realize that the Biomass button is broken and you can not even end the shame of loosing a DD to a Helios after needing your Tengu friends to dishonor the 1v1. Stuck in this pathetic existence forever.

Feel better?


You've got it backwards mate...

BlisterX lost the Daredevil then came back with friends to kill Minigin.

Side Note- How in the **** do you lose a daredevil to a ******* helios?
Alara IonStorm
#8 - 2011-12-20 23:09:01 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Minigin don't be Butthurt over this. The situation could have been a lot worse.

Let me paint you a picture with my imagination brush.

You wake up in your CQ walk to the mirror and this face is staring back at you. Then you realize that the Biomass button is broken and you can not even end the shame of loosing a DD to a Helios after needing your Tengu friends to dishonor the 1v1. Stuck in this pathetic existence forever.

Feel better?


You've got it backwards mate...

BlisterX lost the Daredevil then came back with friends to kill Minigin.

Side Note- How in the **** do you lose a daredevil to a ******* helios?

I know the face is Blisters. I was going for a Twilighty Zone thing.
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#9 - 2011-12-20 23:22:51 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
I know the face is Blisters. I was going for a Twilighty Zone thing.


Ahhh right so- still wonder how you lose a DD to a Helios lol
Kazacy
BACKFIRE Squad
#10 - 2011-12-21 00:23:19 UTC
Seems Helios clearly need a nerf; it's way too overpowered.
Alara IonStorm
#11 - 2011-12-21 00:30:44 UTC
Kazacy wrote:
Seems Helios clearly need a nerf; it's way too overpowered.

Everything is overpowered...

When flown by a hero!

/ Anyone else reminded of Emo TJ by this thread.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#12 - 2011-12-21 00:35:32 UTC
Emo TJ was just a Marlona troll alt so no.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Kazacy
BACKFIRE Squad
#13 - 2011-12-21 00:35:53 UTC
Yeah nerf badgers too.
Alara IonStorm
#14 - 2011-12-21 00:45:17 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Emo TJ was just a Marlona troll alt so no.

I heard rumors of that.

Link to thread where it was conclusively proven.

So it isn't slander.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#15 - 2011-12-21 01:09:04 UTC
It's on private forums and I don't particularly care to prove it. Feel free to believe what you like, it's not important.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Alara IonStorm
#16 - 2011-12-21 01:20:44 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
It's on private forums and I don't particularly care to prove it. Feel free to believe what you like, it's not important.

Tooth Fairy
Santa Clause
Easter Bunny
Derpy Hooves
Zalgo
Nicolas Cage
Marlona Sky

My list of things I believe are real is still intact and running strong.
Minigin
Bump Force Trauma
WE FORM VOLTRON
#17 - 2011-12-21 06:59:23 UTC
m8s... my honor has been tarnished.


i am not on a sacred quest to retrieve it.





and AS A PRACTICAL AND REASONABLE MAN! i have valued the sum of my integrity at a meager 4billion isk. (which blister and his dishonoring friends have declined to pay)


I WILL EXTRACT THIS SUM BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!1!1111



campaign name: retrieve minigins honor
campaign status: 10% complete
Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#18 - 2011-12-21 07:16:41 UTC
should fit meta scram/web/tds on an already very cap unstable fit m8
Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#19 - 2011-12-21 07:18:00 UTC
Nice work euthanising that horrible DD all the same.
Minigin
Bump Force Trauma
WE FORM VOLTRON
#20 - 2011-12-21 07:22:53 UTC
Sverige Pahis wrote:
Nice work euthanising that horrible DD all the same.


i like to think of it as greatly delayed abortion.
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