Intergalactic Summit

News reaches Gutter Press of widespread minor disturbances on Athra, as an image of the Empress appeared in a freshly-baked loaf of bread in a Dam-Torsad bakery.

Baked !

Pictures of the loaf of bread were shared widely on social media in the early morning of the 2nd. Disagreements soon followed, as to which Empress was depicted in the loaf.

Confusion !

Numerous Sarumite groups claimed that the image was clearly that of the late Empress Jamyl I, which drew an angry response from Tash-Murkon supporters, who asserted that it was clearly Empress Catiz I whose image had spontaneously appeared. The majority of social media commentators said the image was clearly of an Empress of Amarr, but that it was unclear whether a specific Empress was depicted.

Disagreement !

Angry exchanges on social media outlets resulted in numerous minor disturbances across much of the continent of Udor, particularly amongst younger citizens. Reports indicate that a very junior member of a minor royal family was severely reprimanded by civic authorities, for instructing their servants to paint a slogan on civic property.

Vandalism !

A Theology Council spokesperson had this to say about the loaf of bread:
"The appearance of images of Prophets, Saints, Emperors, or other historical figures in baked goods is a known phenomenon, with several incidences every day across the whole of the Empire. No particular theological significance has ever been associated with any given occurrence of this type of phenomena."

Inconclusive !

The Amarr Bakers Association had this to say:
"The best loaves are made by ABA-certified bakeries, which ensures the customer will enjoy a quality bread product, with all the taste and wholesomeness of 100% Amarrian wheat based flour."

Tasty !

Gutter Press, bringing you the bread of journalism, from the grain of truth.

The Amarr Bakers Association is an upstart of unscrupulous business interests, many of them foreign, barely a century old. They were formed so that their members could peddle low-quality foodstuffs under the banner of a seemingly respectable trade group.

Quality Amarrian bread and baked goods will always carry the seal of approval from the Dam-Torsad Brotherhood of Millers. "Only the finest Amarrian wheat; true Amarrian bread for true Amarrians.

No, but we are amused.

I don't know about half baked, seemed rather stale to me....

I'm not sure which is worse: taking a sarcastic (and admittedly in poor taste) joke made at the expense of tabloid journalism seriously enough to use it as an excuse to attack someone, or taking the tabloid journalism seriously enough in the first place for that to even be a possibility.

Was it Geeral Tash-Murkon ? That sounds like the kind of hi-jinx that he gets up to. What a rapscallion.



Here now, baking metaphors are our thing !

And this has nothing to do with Luna Hanaya in a Loki at the stargate under the protection of gate guns, the fact that you are flying a Succubus and you have a Garmur for backup.

Pondering on how I should go about with murder-killing the Loki. If anyone has any tips do send me a message with some instructions. Mind you, my comm channels are audited so no joke instructions.

Using hobgoblins in that fight is a mistake that will be rectified.

And the fact that Luna Hanaya is almost always in the same system as you is no coincidence. Also, she's in a Loki sitting at gate with gate guns protection. A quick search through the combat kill-logs also showed that the last Loki she lost has interdiction links and defense links. Clearly, she's benefiting somebody with her presence and she must go.

She's in a Loki. She is sitting around the gate guns just daring someone to come and take her. That is a good enough reason. Besides, if she isn't on your side, why do you care?

I rather thought it looked like King Khanid'd Gallentean girlfriend.

Ah well...

Still a better news agency than The SCOPE.