Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Ahoy confused pilgrims... Are you looking for a corporation with absolutely (or almost) no self interest and no hidden rules and/or conditions

Then look no further...

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What I have on offer for you is an alliance with a pathetically small tax of just 2%.

In addition to this I offer the following:
- No stupid entry requirements or tests- The only real conditions are that you not act like a **** to other members (This will result in a sad face), and that you are not wanted by anyone who could cause the alliance (or more specifically me) any trouble.
- Friendly to all- You are free to join regardless of your country. I can't guarantee I'll understand everything you say but I'm happy to chat in English or German and can just spam the good ol' translator for others.
- Incredibly relaxed atmosphere- I won't ask you to do anything, Just lounge around do whatever you want... Take advantage of the low tax rate compared to other more serious corporations and rat/ mine/ trade to your hearts content.
- The opportunity to feel better about yourself- Compared to the milling horde of awol students that currently makes up most of the members.
- Group activities- Actually this is a lie... I am more than happy for people to join me on my lvl4 missions and share half profits but beyond this I will not be organising anything in the foreseeable future as the emphasis is really on the relaxed atmosphere (nothing will be happening )
- Clean slate- As long as you agree with the conditions above, I care not for your past.
- Knowledge- Whilst I would be lying if I said I knew a lot, as far as new player Q&A goes I know most of it, trust me I've asked it before.
- Brutal Uber Honesty-Nothing hidden. All taxes will be spent by me on s****y cruise missiles.
- The opportunity to Be A League Member- Lets face it this why you're here.

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History of the alliance: The league was formed many months ago by a benevolent lunatic who wanted to pve then gave up after losing several of his mates navy bs in glorious combat against lvl4 rats (or rather I imagine it was glorious, I was too busy actually working at the time.) Since then I have taken over and infused the alliance with a subtle musk of meh, I care not for glory or wars, I just want somewhere where people can sprout up at random (like daffodils), confuse people when they learn that you are in fact highly toxic and then lie dormant only to appear later on.

About Me: I am a student in the uk with too much time on my hands.That is all.

Just pm me in game and let me know if you're interested.

Until next time whelps...

Luthor