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State War Academy Caldari State 11
twchris13579 Aivoras State War Academy Caldari State Likes received: 11	#61 - 2016-12-30 10:36:48 UTC 1 Do you want to do stupid **** in EVE, have fun doing it AND be featured in a youtube video that all of 16 people will see? If you answered yes then I think I love you and you know you want me in your life. Follow your heart! Lube is provided free of charge.

Trust Doesn't Rust Goonswarm Federation 127
max ericshaun Trust Doesn't Rust Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 127	#62 - 2017-01-01 05:24:40 UTC Happy new year! Lost in space

Claevyan

Doomheim

Likes received: 23

#63 - 2017-01-10 17:57:54 UTC

If you say ump without the B, is it still a Bump?

ALSO, if you are sitting cloaked AFK in an Anomaly and someone ratting accidentally rams your ship while aligned out just as you sit back down at the PC... who really got bumped there? Your cloaky Nullly Cov-Ops Tengu gets a free meal for being a super bad!

Vote for Claevyan, CSM 13: Low Class Wormholes, Alliance Bookmarks WHEN?!, and CCPlz candidate.


max ericshaun Trust Doesn't Rust Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 127	#64 - 2017-01-13 15:13:57 UTC 1 Our thread has been updated to reflect the current recruitment requirements. Join our public channel and have a chat. You will find a great group of guys here and a drama free environment. Many of us have known each other for nearly a decade now and we have great people to help guide new players and ease the bitterness of the bitterest of vets. Lost in space

Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 43
Scarlet Intelis Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 43	#65 - 2017-02-02 04:48:31 UTC 1 Up you go.


max ericshaun Trust Doesn't Rust Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 127	#66 - 2017-02-08 21:55:33 UTC 1 We've settled in to our new home with our new alliance and are having a blast. Now we're looking to continue growing at a corp level. Join our public channel in game and check things out. We're looking for all time zones for drama free new members. Lost in space


Claevyan Doomheim Likes received: 23	#67 - 2017-02-10 21:16:22 UTC 1 I might be an idiot for running for CSM, but you know what? PROZC is looking for recruits to try and keep me from causing too much harm. :) Join Today! Message us in game at our public channel PROZC Public! Vote for Claevyan, CSM 13: Low Class Wormholes, Alliance Bookmarks WHEN?!, and CCPlz candidate.

Trust Doesn't Rust Goonswarm Federation 2
Harah Parahtesteez Trust Doesn't Rust Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 2	#68 - 2017-02-14 17:30:48 UTC 1 We're still looking for new blood interested in pvp and are open to small corp mergers. We have a great group of core players that can show newer guys the ropes in wh space.


max ericshaun Trust Doesn't Rust Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 127	#69 - 2017-02-16 05:45:30 UTC 1 Totes amazeballs things and stuff are happening! Don't be left out! Lost in space

dedcupid

Hole Punchers

Hole Punchers.

Likes received: 6

#70 - 2017-02-21 16:09:42 UTC | Edited by: dedcupid

If you enjoy passionate, uninformed, pointless, meme-based arguments about religion, politics, feminism, gender identity, climate change, racism, aliens (terrestrial and extra), physics, chemistry, spelling, basic math, the aesthetics of pretend spaceship design, and the air speed velocity of an un-laden African or European swallow,....

... then you should join Autism Express today!

(applicants must provide your own fail - fit rattlesnake)


Claevyan Doomheim Likes received: 23	#71 - 2017-02-27 19:48:43 UTC 1 You got guns? We got targets! pew pew! Join today and meme your way into wormhole greatness. Vote for Claevyan, CSM 13: Low Class Wormholes, Alliance Bookmarks WHEN?!, and CCPlz candidate.


max ericshaun Trust Doesn't Rust Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 127	#72 - 2017-03-02 19:23:01 UTC 2 Join fleet Roam through null connection Get squashed between two bigger and shinier fleets Whore on 400 mil worth of sh*t before losing two cheap t1 ships Op success Lost in space

OmegaTwig

Royal Amarr Institute

Amarr Empire

Likes received: 9

#73 - 2017-03-07 19:28:12 UTC

A SONG TO BOLSTER YOUR SPIRITS:

Quote:

The year of hundred seventeen, the search had just begun
The Drifters had the newest ships, that had the biggest guns
The Drifters were the weirdest **** that ever sailed the black
and they fired off a Doomsday when taking too much flak

Out of the dark eternal night flew the PROZC fleet, the 1337!
And ev'ry PROZC pilot, prepared to overheat
They had to blap the Drifter, the terror of the black
that fired off a Doomsday when taking too much flak

We'll find that Drifter battleship that's makin' such a fuss
We gotta blap the Drifter, New Eden depends on us
Leave yer props a-runnin' boys and spin those guns around
When we find the Drifter we gotta cut her down

The 1337! found the Drifter and on that fatal day
The Drifter started firin' 200 clicks away
"We gotta blap the Drifter" was the battle sound
But when the smoke had cleared away, the mighty 1337! went down

For six long days and weary nights we stewed about our fate
Ericshaun told the people "Put ev'ry ship in space,
'Cause somewhere in the blackness I know she's gotta be
We gotta sink the Drifter and send the loot to me"

We'll find that Drifter battleship that's makin' such a fuss
We gotta blap the Drifter, New Eden depends on us
Leave yer props a-runnin' boys and spin those guns around
When we find the Drifter we gotta cut her down

The fleet was formed the seventh day at zero on the sun
Ten hours away from downtime the drifter made its run
The admiral of the PROZC fleet said "Turn those bows around
We found that Drifter battleship and we're gonna cut her down"

The PROZC guns were aimed and the reps were comin' fast
The first round hit the Drifter, we knew she couldn't last
That mighty Drifter battleship is just a looted wreck
"Blap the Drifter" was the battle cry that made us risk our necks

We found that Drifter battleship was makin' such a fuss
We had to blap the Drifter 'cause New Eden depends on us
We left our props a-runnin' and we spun those guns around
Yeah, we found the mighty Drifter and then we cut her down

OmegaTwig

Royal Amarr Institute

Amarr Empire

Likes received: 9

#74 - 2017-03-14 14:28:50 UTC | Edited by: OmegaTwig

MOAR DIRECTOR SLACK LEEKS

Quote:

[10:19] max_ericshaun

dude
you spent like 20 minutes yesterday
telling me NO PROTEUS
and now that's all you're talking about

[10:19] omegatwig

Ya then I worked it out
I thought blasters used more cap
Then I discovered a rig
That reduces blaster cap usage
Which is the only reason I think it'll work
Plus it gets utility drones that are just gonna be ec's

[10:21] max_ericshaun

next time

[10:21] omegatwig

nop

[10:21] max_ericshaun

lets save ourselves 24 hours
and just do what i say

[10:21] omegatwig

nah

[10:21] claevyan

20 minutes suddenly becomes 24hours o.0

[10:21] omegatwig

lol
ya

[10:21] claevyan

I math bad

[10:21] omegatwig

#timeTravel

[10:21] max_ericshaun

i'm rounding
to the nearest

[10:21] claevyan

oh, sorry

[10:21] omegatwig

rounding tooo

[10:21] max_ericshaun

f*** you

[10:21] claevyan

YOU math bad

[10:21] omegatwig

the nearest 24 hours?
only up?
:stuck_out_tongue:

[10:22] max_ericshaun

to the nearest f*** you

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Claevyan Doomheim Likes received: 23	#75 - 2017-03-17 20:35:06 UTC 1 Join Today! Message us in game at our public channel PROZC Public Vote for Claevyan, CSM 13: Low Class Wormholes, Alliance Bookmarks WHEN?!, and CCPlz candidate.


max ericshaun Trust Doesn't Rust Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 127	#76 - 2017-04-07 15:50:51 UTC 1 We're gearing up for a big recruitment push. Hit us up in game in our public channel 'PROZC Public'. Lost in space


OmegaTwig Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire Likes received: 9	#77 - 2017-04-18 14:04:53 UTC 1 It's summer! Stay inside! The sun is dangerous and it burns! Come look at the shiny new internet spaceship suns with us! 1v1 me at the sun today!

Aliastra Gallente Federation 3
Air G Aliastra Gallente Federation Likes received: 3	#78 - 2017-04-20 00:33:46 UTC 2 Having a blast with this fine group of people! Very helpful and knowledgeable. Also, guaranteed to roll you out in your first 24 hours!


max ericshaun Trust Doesn't Rust Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 127	#79 - 2017-05-09 02:19:38 UTC 1 Join The Suicide Express today and you too can enjoy living in worm holes, ignoring permanent war decs, and facing possible eviction! Lost in space

Minds of Murderers OnlyHoles 3
Quin Yi Minds of Murderers OnlyHoles Likes received: 3	#80 - 2017-05-13 23:34:48 UTC \| Edited by: Quin Yi Have you undocked your brand new blingmobile only to get wtfbbq'd by war targets or highsec gankers? Sometimes dead is better! Join the suicide express and fly in wormhole space, where everyone can shoot you!