Sell Orders

TLDR: Go to last two paragraphs

So I recently started EvE and my first taste of it has been faction warfare in the Caldari Militia. This has been an intensive learning experience in all aspects as I acclimate myself to how the game works and the different styles of PVP. There are so many possibilities with fleet combinations and modules I was impressed. Then I learned how to make some ISK by defensive plexing, however this was boring me to death, but I needed to make some ISK. Now enter my very first trip to Jita, for there is no other placed filled with such scum and villainy I quickly found out. Reading through local I was amazed at all the scams there, and that people were actually allowed to do this . So I began thinking what I could do which would be both legit and utilize my affinity for writing. Thus I came up with the programs below.

Program #1
Thousands of rusting rifters go without combat use each night. With your donation of 5m ISK we can return these poor rifters to the battlefield! Just 5m ISK and YOU can save a rifter! - Also get any KMs your rifter obtains. Check BIO for details.

Program #2
Give Space AIDS to the dirty Gallente without having to undock! 5M buys you a griffin along with all the pvp stories via eve-mail until it dies. Get all the local tears as people get jammed and like it! Check my BIO for KB link for verification!

Program #3
Sometimes you just need to slow down and think about stuff. To help our enemies do this you can donate 25M to sponsor a Vigil Fleet Issue and get the juicy details of its exploits until it dies. Help people use those brains!

Program #4
Donate a skill injector to get every written story for 90 days following your donation. Please contract them to me. Thanks to everyone for supporting a newbie learning how to pew. This injector will be consumed by this character and not resold under any circumstances. API verification can be provided for those donating. (I think I have figured out how to do this now)

You are paying for a ship I will use and the story of its flight. You will continue to get stories until it dies.

I was not allowed to link the actual kills since it is against the rules for this forum. I was asked multiple times to start a blog or to contact EN24 and write an article (I did do this, but no response yet) however I think in keeping with how it all started this is the best way. It helps me develop my character, fund my learning pvp, and provides my donors with unique works from events unfolding all over FW space.

To recap simply send 5m ISK to me with the reason as "Program #" and you will get your story soon enough. Please note I do a story for each donor unless they donate a skill injector then they get all of them for 90 days. I use a first in first out rule when doing the stories and so far have been writing about 2-3 a night. You do get stories until your ship explodes. Please note donation amounts and programs may be added as the character develops.

Current Queue: 8 (Amount of ships sitting in hanger to be used for current donors)

Had to wait for the EvE day to tick over so I could post this story.

Today I took part in the largest fleet engagement I have ever seen as a new player. This fight was initiated when our enemy, the Gallente Militia, placed an Astrahus class Citadel in our home system of Okkamon. Once placed the timer began and alerts went up to ensure we had as many people in the fleet as possible. At 20:00 EvE time on 6/4/2016 the fleet started forming in our home system and quickly grew to 135 pilots. Ships were quickly handed out to Militia members to ensure we were in the correct doctrine fit. Long range fitted Ferox and Brutix class battlecruisers comprised the main fleet supported by Drakes, Basilisks, and various EWAR ships such as the Maulus. At 20:40 the fleet undocked and warped to the Astrahus at range and began firing. Shortly after we hit the DPS cap, repairing was paused, and we waited for the enemy response. I sat in orbit around our FC and jammed ships that landed randomly. Some were killed while others warped off to fight again later. At 20:52 an enemy fleet warped in 100km off our main fleet and calls were made to adjust our spacing to allow for better damage. Our FC, Glitch Lampshade, ordered Spike loaded and I watched as fire rained across the void into the enemy. Shields were stripped away quickly then damaged slowed as it hit the armor. Suddenly the ship was repaired to full armor and a new ship was targeted to repeat the cycle. Soon our FC brought the fleet in closer and ordered a change in ammo types as we just were not able to apply the amount of damage needed to break the enemy. Moments later ships began to be traded on both sides as the action and the damage heated up. We were trading a Ferox for T3s at this point. Our logistics wing was having a tough time because of split fire and so many broadcasts all over the place. Local count was now over 500. Around 20:55 a cyno went up and five carriers and a Force Auxiliary jumped into the fight. Snuffed Out engaged the carriers as the Caldari Militia held the Gallente Militia at bay. At 21:14 the Astrahus exploded giving the Caldari Militia a firm victory. As BEBOP left field the attention was then turned to us. The brawl escalated into a free for all between all parties and the Caldari Militia left the field. By the end of it all 4 Carriers and a Force Auxiliary were destroyed becoming part of the 64b in total ISK destroyed by all parties combined. This day will be long remembered in the Caldari Militia as we continue to fight on.

P.S. The Griffin did not survive. Thanks for supporting my efforts!

Hi Amak Boma, and thank you for your interest. Yes I can take ship donations, but only for things I can currently fly well. This is limited to T1 and Faction ships belonging to Caldari and Minmatar right now. I am currently training towards T2 frigates for Caldari. I would love to be able to fly the Jamgu, however I have just passed my first 1 million SP so it will be a while yet before I can fly it. Keep in mind donating 15 ship hulls would not get you 15 stories as I still have to purchase the fittings for each ship. For example 15 Rifter hulls equals about 3 fit rifters with T2 guns.

-Sunbeam