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An Open Letter to My Allies in Care Factor

Author
Morgan Wulver
SAYR Reserve Guard
SAYR Galactic
#1 - 2016-05-27 18:19:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Morgan Wulver
Before I depart for a momentary leave of absence from my post in Misaba, I wish to present an open letter to my allies in Care Factor:

Fellow Capsuleers,

As you know the joint cooperation and brotherly love shared between the forces of CVA and neighboring Care Factor continues to be one of the closest and longest standing friendships between any two alliances in the Providence Bloc. I have immense respect for your pilots and the civilization you have helped build here in the South.

However, I must ask with the utmost respect and no small amount of personal anguish: WHO THE **** KEEPS LEAVING COFFEE GRINDS IN THE SINK ON ALL OF YOUR STATIONS?

YOU'RE ALL SMART AND TOUGH ENOUGH TO CARVE OUT A REGION OF SPACE, BUT APPARENTLY YOU'RE ALL TOO MUCH OF A KAKKUSHUUGISTA TO FINISH OFF THE LITTLE BIT OF COFFEE LEFT IN THE POT BEFORE JUST DUMPING WHAT'S LEFT IN THE SINK BECAUSE IT'S "TOO STRONG!"

WHICH, OKAY, WHATEVER. PERSONAL TASTES I SUPPOSE BUT YOU NEGLECT THE FACT THAT UNLESS TO SPOOL UP THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL THE GRINDS SIT THERE WHEN YOU LEAVE AND ROT UNTIL THE NEXT POOR SON OF A ***** (NAMELY ME) WANDERS IN AND HAS TO SMELL YOUR MESS.

I THOUGHT THAT YOUR STATIONS WERE SUPPOSE TO BE MODERN AND ILLUSTRIOUS FLOATING CITADELS BUT APPARENTLY THEY HAVE THE SAME AMENITIES AND OCCUPANTS OF A BURNER FLOPHOUSE

GET YOUR **** TOGETHER, AND MAYBE I MIGHT CONSIDER RETURNING TO X-R3 ONCE I NO LONGER HAVE TO LIVE IN SQUALOR.

-Morgan Wulver


If any of you need to get in contact, please forward any messages to my PO box in Arcurio.

Kirjuun! Uakan! Teknikiara! Kanpai kameitsamuu! Ra ra ra!

MidnightWyvern
Fukamichi Corporation
SAYR Galactic
#2 - 2016-05-27 19:17:03 UTC
Sorry about that, guys. He's new and sometimes prone to fits of rage.

Great capsuleer, though, don't get me wrong!

Rattati Senpai noticed us! See you in the next FPS!

Alts: Saray Wyvern, Mobius Wyvern (Dust 514)

Persephone Norman
#3 - 2016-05-28 21:56:02 UTC
You don't have automatic coffee ground disposal systems installed in your sinks? Are these all Minmatar stations or what?
MidnightWyvern
Fukamichi Corporation
SAYR Galactic
#4 - 2016-05-29 15:01:47 UTC
Persephone Norman wrote:
You don't have automatic coffee ground disposal systems installed in your sinks? Are these all Minmatar stations or what?

Only a few of them.

Rattati Senpai noticed us! See you in the next FPS!

Alts: Saray Wyvern, Mobius Wyvern (Dust 514)