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I don't like the Horde. And neither should you!
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Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2016-05-28 03:21:07 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Your poem didn't rhyme,
and I say this because
empty quoting with a pause
doesn't make the words chime

It takes metrics, aesthetics
rhythm, assonance, alliterations
it takes more than incantations
with little to no regard for acoustics!

Random strings of thought
does not a poem make
so please for Bob's sake
spare us all within earshot

Is this what the Horde teaches you?
This bad poetry without feel,
void of beauty and appeal.
Do you use it to torture your crew?

The Horde is bad, it is known
Brainless, nameless faceless
Presenting themselves as a nation
hapless fools that can't be atoned

Anyways, best I end this quick
and cease this humiliation
while I wait for a standing ovation
*drops the mic*

Grr Horde!


The notorious Yaro.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Aradina Varren
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#22 - 2016-05-28 13:22:13 UTC
I'd like to call into question the validity of Ms. Ruil's statements by reminding everyone that she thinks that she is, in fact, a carrot.

Ms. Ruil is not a carrot.

Case closed.

Feels Pretty Soft to Me.
Yarosara Ruil
#23 - 2016-05-28 14:52:19 UTC
Aradina Varren wrote:
I'd like to call into question the validity of Ms. Ruil's statements by reminding everyone that she thinks that she is, in fact, a carrot.

Ms. Ruil is not a carrot.

Case closed.


And I'll throw into question the veracity of Miss Varren's statements, in due fact that while I due indeed like carrots, I am not one myself as it would imply I condone the act of cannibalism. What I am is a Guristas science person, and that has been my stance on this matter from the start.

Miss Varren's defamatory statements only prove the sorry state her Horde is, and why you shouldn't join them.

I rest my case.
Sinjin Mokk
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2016-05-28 15:05:05 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Aradina Varren wrote:
I'd like to call into question the validity of Ms. Ruil's statements by reminding everyone that she thinks that she is, in fact, a carrot.

Ms. Ruil is not a carrot.

Case closed.


And I'll throw into question the veracity of Miss Varren's statements, in due fact that while I due indeed like carrots, I am not one myself as it would imply I condone the act of cannibalism. What I am is a Guristas science person, and that has been my stance on this matter from the start.

Miss Varren's defamatory statements only prove the sorry state her Horde is, and why you shouldn't join them.

I rest my case.





Ah, but you wear the colors of a Bloodraider and have been seen in questionable Sani Sabik company. So your position on cannibalism is highly suspect.

Since your stance on carrots and apparel is suspicious, I'm afraid we're going to have to call into question all of your statements. Ergo, HORDE is good.

If what you say is false and you say HORDE is bad, then to the average reader, you mean to say that HORDE is good. Your refusal to join indicates a desire to be a part of us. Thus I'll have to ask you to not join.

I hope this clears the matter up.


"Angels live, they never die, Apart from us, behind the sky. They're fading souls who've turned to ice, So ashen white in paradise."
Mizhara Del'thul
Kyn'aldrnari
#25 - 2016-05-28 15:09:17 UTC
I'm starting to question the validity and veracity of carrots. This is a subject that needs to be investigated with vigor and zeal.
Aradina Varren
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#26 - 2016-05-28 15:12:49 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Aradina Varren wrote:
I'd like to call into question the validity of Ms. Ruil's statements by reminding everyone that she thinks that she is, in fact, a carrot.

Ms. Ruil is not a carrot.

Case closed.


And I'll throw into question the veracity of Miss Varren's statements, in due fact that while I due indeed like carrots, I am not one myself as it would imply I condone the act of cannibalism. What I am is a Guristas science person, and that has been my stance on this matter from the start.

Miss Varren's defamatory statements only prove the sorry state her Horde is, and why you shouldn't join them.

I rest my case.



I would like to point out that you work for an admitted cannibal. Therefor, you do condone the act of cannibalism and could in fact be a carrot. Since that was your only objection to the statements, I feel it is valid to assume that you are an orange vegetable that is good when steamed.

If you look at Ms. Ruil, she does have the coloration consistent with a rotten carrot wearing a wig and goggles.

I rest her face.

Feels Pretty Soft to Me.
Yarosara Ruil
#27 - 2016-05-28 16:33:48 UTC
The Horde are so bad, they have to get to my level when contested by me! And resort to insults and name calling!

Is this the sort of group you want to be part of? Of course not!

Grr Horde! Don't join it!
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2016-05-28 17:33:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Jason Galente
How dare you spread this Horde propaganda, lies, and slander about

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Enemies of the Yaro WILL. BE. DESTROYED!

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Roise Sinulf
Doomheim
#29 - 2016-05-28 18:25:51 UTC
May I point out that, you yourself Ms. Ruil appear to have been taken away from your passion serving the Guristas with science...

Just putting it out there.
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2016-05-28 19:26:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Jason Galente
Roise Sinulf wrote:
May I point out that, you yourself Ms. Ruil appear to have been taken away from your passion serving the Guristas with science...

Just putting it out there.


Giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas.
Despite its impressive length, it’s a nimble navigator,
And some can be highly venomous.
As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it’s killing,
The centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom.
Even tarantulas aren’t immune from an ambush.
This centipede is a predator.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Slayer Liberator
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#31 - 2016-05-31 08:41:37 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Hello!

For those that know me, I've been called a lot of things. Things such as Caldari loyalist, anti-piracy advocate, Diana Kim's sock puppet and armchair State Peacekeeper Major. For those that really know me, I'm best known for my crazy antics, cutesy disposition, my stylish goggles, a love for all things Guristas and scientific, a deep hatred for the Sansha, poor taste in friendships and a loose sense of morals and ethics!

But what I want to talk about today is simple:


I don't like the organization commonly known as Pandemic Horde. And neither should you!


There has been a epidemic in space, a Pandemic Horde if you will, empowered by the power vacuum left by the crippled Imperium of Bees! We can argue it all we want, but the Grr Goons are not as strong as they were, and it shows. And the consequence os this is this huge glob of people condensed in a single corporation that invites anything and anyone with a pulse. Heck, even I was invited to join them, and quite frankly I wouldn't invite myself to join my own corporation if I could avoid it! But I also have some skewed standards that prevent me from joining faceless organizations! Like the Sansha's Nation!

I've seen people sacrifice their own sense of individuality to join this faceless organization. From the Angels to fellow Guristas, from the Amarr loyalists to the Blood Raiders, from kind to the mean of New Eden. They forgo their personality, their passions, their ideals and dreams to join this Horde, and be another foot soldier in their ranks. No more different than the Imperium they hate so much!

And it is starting to upset me deeply! The last straw was when Mister Mokk, a well known suave Angel Cartel loyalist, joined this "horde" and became another face in the scooter blob!

What will happen if everyone joins the Horde? I'll tell what will happen. Utter chaos! The end of civilization! The Blood Age and whatever crazy apocalyptic prophecy those crazy cultists come up with! Cats and dogs living together! Fedos smelling nice and hairless furries! Miss Kim in a feminine wedding gown, married to an handsome Gallente! The Jove living among us! The Drifters making a peace treaty and Empress Jamyl rising from the dead as a holy envoy of god who is also Minmatar!

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!

Everyone, I beg you. Don't join the Horde please, if you value your sense of individuality! Create your own groups, make friends with the smaller bands and the good people in all walks of life here in the Summit! Stay in your current corporation, if that is working out for you! But don't join the Horde!

That's all I really wanted to say.

Grr Horde!

everything you mentioned in the last paragraph i want
Yarosara Ruil
#32 - 2016-05-31 09:16:53 UTC
Slayer Liberator wrote:

everything you mentioned in the last paragraph i want


You monster!
Karina Ivanovich
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2016-05-31 14:43:57 UTC
That would be impossible. Kim would never wear that. And what civilization? We don't have any anyway.

Some call me insane. If the universe is sane, then I embrace that label.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#34 - 2016-05-31 14:59:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
So, this is how it goes is it? Now that the Goons lost their territories and had to retreat into Empire space to lick their wounds, you just had to find some other big blob of territory holders to make the boogeyman? What's next? Grr Brave?

If you really are a Gurista Science Person, maybe instead of finding some other big bad nullsec coalition/alliance/whatever to Grr on, you should be making breakthroughs in Robotics and Drone Programming (I heard if you call it AI Research, CONCORD will send you a sternly worded letter). That's supposed to be the Gurista thing these days.

Unless, of course, you are just pretending to be a Gurista Science Person.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Yarosara Ruil
#35 - 2016-05-31 15:13:31 UTC
I don't have to justify my career choices or motivations to you, Mister Egivand! I ain't telling you nothing!

If people still want to join the Horde after my carefully picked and elaborated logical reasoning, I'm not going to stop them! Show your face in the Intergalactic Summit while wearing the Horde colors though, and I'll sass you to no end!

Because I don't like the Horde, and you can't make me think otherwise!
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#36 - 2016-05-31 15:16:24 UTC
Purple.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Karina Ivanovich
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2016-05-31 18:13:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Karina Ivanovich
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
I don't have to justify my career choices or motivations to you, Mister Egivand! I ain't telling you nothing!

If people still want to join the Horde after my carefully picked and elaborated logical reasoning, I'm not going to stop them! Show your face in the Intergalactic Summit while wearing the Horde colors though, and I'll sass you to no end!

Because I don't like the Horde, and you can't make me think otherwise!


It seems that we now enemies Ms. Ruil. I look forward to many discussions on the IGS. I hope we can keep it civil.

Some call me insane. If the universe is sane, then I embrace that label.
Yarosara Ruil
#38 - 2016-05-31 18:51:55 UTC
Karina Ivanovich wrote:


It seems that we now enemies Ms. Ruin. I look forward to many discussions on the IGS. I hope we can keep it civil.


All in good fun of course! I'm not the kind of person that starts slinging insults left and right.

Also, Grr!
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2016-05-31 19:40:24 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
I'll sass you to no end!!


Hon, that's my job.

And I do it better.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#40 - 2016-05-31 19:43:33 UTC
Am I correct to assume the sass will blot out the local star?

I guess we'll all be pseudo-intellectually posting in the shade then. Nothing new here.

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"